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October 09, 2017, 06:50:33 PM
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The greatest performance thread has given me an idea to hark back to some terrible 11s we've fielded over the years.

I reckon there's players we completely forgot we had that played for us in some games.

The 2009-10 games against Bolton had a couple of gems


Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Lescott, Baines (Yobo 82), Gosling, Neville, Arteta (Van der Meyde 85), Osman, Cahill (Rodwell 77), Jo.
Subs Not Used: Nash, Castillo, Jacobsen, Baxter.

Everton
24 Howard
02 Hibbert
05 Heitinga (Coleman 80)
15 Distin
23 Neill
17 Cahill
19 Gosling
25 Fellaini yellow card
26 Rodwell
08 Saha
11 Jo
Substitutes
01 Nash, 31 Coleman, 34 Shane Duffy, 38 Wallace, 39 Akpan, 35 Agard, 37 Baxter

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October 09, 2017, 07:41:27 PM
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BlueForYou


Remember Tommy Johnson coming on loan from Celtic?

And didn't Gerry Creaney come for a trial, also from Celtic?
"We don't need a badge - everybody knows those blue and white shirts..............Everton"

Harry Catterick

October 09, 2017, 07:43:48 PM
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Danny


When we played Benfica away with Hibbert in CB and I think Coleman LB.


October 09, 2017, 07:47:48 PM
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Cozzie


The one that lost to Boro 3-0 that time in the cup, around 2002 was pretty bad.

S Simonse
A Pistone
P Clarke
D Weir
A Stubbs
D Unsworth
T Linderoth  (N Alexandersson, ht)
P Gascoigne
S Gemmill  (J Blomqvist, 73')
T Radzinski
JM Moore

October 09, 2017, 07:48:54 PM
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Cozzie


Pretty much any side Howard Kendal put out during his final reign in charge.

Players like Carl Tiler and Mitch Ward, Tony Thomas and Alec Cleland, horrible squad that.

Didn't we also swap Unsworth for Danny Williamson around that time too?

October 09, 2017, 07:59:00 PM
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And we took 4 pts off Liverpool that season - good job, too!

"We don't need a badge - everybody knows those blue and white shirts..............Everton"

Harry Catterick


October 09, 2017, 08:28:47 PM
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This was our line up in the 3-0 defeat to Ipswich in the 2000/01 season

Everton: Gerrard, S. Watson, Weir, Unsworth, Alexandersson, Nyarko, Gravesen, Gascoigne, Gemmill, Campbell, Moore. Subs: S. Hughes, Simonsen, M. Hughes, McLeold, Clarke.
You think Lou Bega knocked it out of the park with Mambo number 1?!No but he kept at it!

October 09, 2017, 08:50:55 PM
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Macca77


Everton 1-5 Norwich

Southall
Holmes
Jackson
Ablett
Hinchcliffe
Ward
Ebbrell
Horne
Beargie
Rideout
Cottee

Subs

Preki
Angel
Kearton

October 09, 2017, 09:32:47 PM
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mikey_blue


24 Howard
02 Hibbert (Gosling 58)
03 Baines
04 Yobo
05 Lescott
18 Neville
17 Cahill
20 Pienaar
21 Osman (Saha 58)
25 Fellaini
11 Jo (Rodwell 58)

Substitutes
01 Nash,
 34 Shane Duffy,
 19 Gosling,
 26 Rodwell,
 08 Saha,
 14 Vaughan,
 37 Baxter
 
When we got thumped 6-1 by Arsenal on the opener.

October 09, 2017, 10:38:00 PM
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Jimmywhack

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Everton 1-5 Norwich

Southall
Holmes
Jackson
Ablett
Hinchcliffe
Ward
Ebbrell
Horne
Beargie
Rideout
Cottee

Subs

Preki
Angel
Kearton
Ding ding ding
We have our winner


Simply simply lovely

October 09, 2017, 10:45:11 PM
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Macca77


Ding ding ding
We have our winner

Look at how horrible the midfield is

October 09, 2017, 10:45:13 PM
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i went to this match lol, was fucking disgusting

Everton 1-4 Arsenal sunday 15th august 2007


Everton: Martyn, Pistone, Stubbs, Yobo, Naysmith, Osman, Gravesen, Carsley, Kilbane, Campbell, McFadden.
Subs: Wright, Watson, Bent, Ferguson, Hibbert.


Carsley  scored the best goal of the match tho.
The only real things in this reality are how perspective is perceived and eventual death...

& Unsworth kicking ass.

October 09, 2017, 10:48:00 PM
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Jimmywhack

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Look at how horrible the midfield is
I was there. I remember it all too well sadly


Simply simply lovely

October 09, 2017, 10:50:33 PM
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BlueForYou


Wright
Hibbert
Pistone
Weir
Yobo
Watson
Carsley
Arteta
Kilbane
McFadden
Beattie

Subs:

Turner
Stubbs
Plessis
Bent
Ferguson

Worst result, if nothing else

"We don't need a badge - everybody knows those blue and white shirts..............Everton"

Harry Catterick

October 09, 2017, 11:20:13 PM
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Macca77


I was there. I remember it all too well sadly

So was I, we got stuffed at Goodison quite a few times that season