If you think he’s shit you can pretty much do one, because he isn’t
Dragged us out of the mire today, worked his fucking arse off, causes problems, is fast, scores goals, changes games and that’s what it’s all about
He's a poor player in terms of all the attributes required to be a top striker. What he does have is goals of course.
Kind of the opposite of the strikers we have had in the past that have led the line well, brought others into the game and so on. Except score goals.
Put those two together, you'd have a top striker.
Put the bad parts together, you'd have John Spencer