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December 05, 2017, 04:39:02 PM
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Reporter: So, Sam. Everton wanted Silva. What makes you the better man for the job?

Sam: Well I didn't get Hull relegated...

Reporter writes: Big Sam calls out Little Silva, calls him a nonce.

Silva: Fuck you Big Sam, you dinosaur. Peter Crouch is a God.

Peter Crouch: <sings> Like a virgin... touched for the very first time <sings>

*I may or may not be paraphrasing here.

If there is one certainty, it is that all headlines are paraphrasing what actually happened. Mostly depending on who the press are trying to provoke into an emotional reaction.