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December 29, 2017, 05:55:18 AM
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Didn't seem great at anything or mobile enough for the prem. Fingers crossed he proves me wrong.

I'm going to be honest, we've had better, more in depth reports from people who've apparently seen a player from a lesser known league than that. Where do people even see the Turkish league, I mean surely no one sits and watches Besiktas games in the Champions League?

But well done on the standard disclaimer of 'I hope he proves me wrong' though. ;)


December 29, 2017, 05:56:50 AM
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Confucius

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A Muslim baller with a petite dark haired beauty as a wife - right up conís street this transfer isnít it.

It's like my heaven... and I'm the virgin
Farhad Moshiri, Alisher Usmanov, Cenk Tosun, Muhamed Besic, Idrissa Gana Gueye, Ademola Lookman, Oumar Niasse, David Henen, Barack Hussein Obama, Confucius... Everton Muslims growing stronger...

December 29, 2017, 06:15:23 AM
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Bluedylan


He's not good looking but his Mrs is tasty.
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December 29, 2017, 06:38:13 AM
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I'm going to be honest, we've had better, more in depth reports from people who've apparently seen a player from a lesser known league than that. Where do people even see the Turkish league, I mean surely no one sits and watches Besiktas games in the Champions League?

But well done on the standard disclaimer of 'I hope he proves me wrong' though. ;)
I don't really care what other reports people have provided or feel the need to massively justify my opinion other than my observations while watching a player ....lets be clear I 've watched him play twice and didn't rate him- it's no big deal however I must admit I wasn't looking for his cock size etc....ill try to provide an in-depth report on length and girth for you next time.

At times im almost expecting the phrases 'You re not from round these parts' and 'get off my land' to be uttered on this forum. Are there special points for how many members one manages to chase of with their pitchforks in front of the 'established' forum members ?

December 29, 2017, 06:51:44 AM
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Bob Sacamano

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In before the clique shout.

December 29, 2017, 09:53:59 AM
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blueToffee

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Besiktas have denied receiving an offer from Everton for striker Cenk Tosun:

http://www.goal.com/en/news/besiktas-board-deny-cenk-tosun-transfer-everton/19j3j4qu48yrtzgsrdcebqara


December 29, 2017, 11:56:40 AM
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Ramjam


Besiktas have denied receiving an offer from Everton for striker Cenk Tosun:

http://www.goal.com/en/news/besiktas-board-deny-cenk-tosun-transfer-everton/19j3j4qu48yrtzgsrdcebqara

Well thatís all we fuckin need ent it. Everton that.

On a side note if we do sign him can we call him Topgun instead of Tosun?
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December 29, 2017, 12:48:36 PM
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Faceatthefence


Well thatís all we fuckin need ent it. Everton that.

On a side note if we do sign him can we call him Topgun instead of Tosun?
If he doesnt sign,we,ll call him tosser.
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December 29, 2017, 01:08:15 PM
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stirlingblue


Well that's all we fuckin need ent it. Everton that.

On a side note if we do sign him can we call him Topgun instead of Tosun?

Apparently Fenerbarche fans call him Pasa as there's a classic Turkish film called Tosun Pasa, they also sign the theme song from the film when he scores:


December 29, 2017, 01:16:09 PM
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bluenuck


Love the positivity about this new signing.
Jesus fucking Christ. Some of you need a serious motivational lift in your lives. The bitter ale has taken you.

Depressing shit reading some of these comments

December 29, 2017, 01:31:56 PM
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Polledreng

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Apparently Fenerbarche fans call him Pasa as there's a classic Turkish film called Tosun Pasa, they also sign the theme song from the film when he scores:

Why the hell is Fenerbarche fans singing when Besiktas score ??

December 29, 2017, 02:30:52 PM
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Thomas


Sell Lukaku for 75m

Replace with a £20m man.

Moshiri is a con artist.

December 29, 2017, 02:31:49 PM
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brap2

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Sell Lukaku for 75m

Replace with a £20m man.

Moshiri is a con artist.

Which £75m man would you like us to get my mate?
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December 29, 2017, 02:47:27 PM
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eugene


Sell Lukaku for 75m

Replace with a £20m man.

Moshiri is a con artist.
Come on Tom,
A who is available mid season
B would we be able to attract a top striker

Have a little faith my good man after all it looks like the Mosh has in fact moved for a striker at the earliest opportunity, as a bonus we will be able to get all three kits whilst on holiday in turkey in the summer

December 29, 2017, 02:48:04 PM
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Brownie

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Sell Lukaku for 75m

Replace with a £20m man.

Moshiri is a con artist.

Thomas - I mean this in the nicest possible way - but fuck off silly bollocks.
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