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Author Topic: Cenk Tosun  (Read 57466 times)

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December 25, 2017, 11:50:37 PM
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Dignity, integrity and character. Probably the three most important things you look for in a target man.

Plus he's Turkish so you can safely assume he has a hairy arse.


December 26, 2017, 03:22:25 AM
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And you haven't ?

Oh aye; shoulders as well. So much so that I am eligible to play for Greece or Turkey.

December 29, 2017, 01:12:07 AM
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Deal won't be close if he's played tonight.


January 02, 2018, 01:27:53 AM
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Pictures of him and his agent arriving this afternoon with Kenwright doing the rounds.


Oh hang on; sorry it's Glenn Murray.

January 02, 2018, 01:59:12 AM
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I can't see this happening.

January 02, 2018, 03:31:39 AM
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If he’s been identified as our top target then we need to have the courage of our convictions and just get him - even if we pay over the odds, it shouldn’t really matter if we’re confident he’ll be a success.

But there is our constant dilemma. We are forced to buy from an unproven market with nothing more to offer him than the chance to earn more money than he ever dreamed of. If we get too many of these decisions wrong we pay a hefty price.


January 03, 2018, 02:54:51 AM
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Any alternatives to Cenk been mentioned anywhere?