My 7 year-old trying to stop me watching the match and hang out out with her instead..
Cheeky Chops: you should be staying in this room with me; you should be spending time with your daughter!
Me: But it's Everton, babe, and we're playing Liverpool, who Daddy hates!
Cheeky Chops: Well if you hate them why are you watching them, then?
😂 Can't fault her logic