Ale. It's always been ale.
Now you've got to sit sobering up, surrounded by women. (It was only ever women that told me to sit down/get off my seat as a 15 year old and it's made me bitter and resentful, sorry). Under the threat of a ban if you swear too much/become too animated?
Remember the tanoys telling us to sit down somewhat-recently. Bell ends.
Shit football is no excuse, because i can remember large parts of the 90s still having a bear-pit like atmosphere.
Sky have made us sober customers and we're doomed to oblivion.