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July 19, 2018, 12:57:17 AM
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Malcom in the middle of Everton talks

Everton are reportedly in advanced talks to sign Malcolm from Bordeaux, although sadly he's a winger which makes most jokes redundant.  Except the headline.

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July 19, 2018, 02:40:30 AM
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The Blue 3/4 of Liverpool


I reckon, even if we get the fella, we will still hear that middle “joke” a million times more.

July 19, 2018, 02:42:32 AM
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Silas

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I reckon, even if we get the fella, we will still hear that middle “joke” a million times more.

I'm already preparing my Malcom X jokes for when he leaves


July 19, 2018, 03:09:25 AM
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Oh Mum i can't play football with me nose blocked up like this....course you can Malcom here's ya vic synex lad.
I still despise Clive Thomas..

July 19, 2018, 03:30:59 AM
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I'm already preparing my Malcom X jokes for when he leaves

Or when he scores 10 on his debut.  Actually, have we got a number 10?  And could he have X instead?
My momma says I'm special.

July 23, 2018, 11:39:14 PM
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July 23, 2018, 11:41:27 PM
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blue slug


He’d know West Ham are relegation lurkers every season the massive cockney weapon

July 23, 2018, 11:42:37 PM
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Evertonian in NC


Have we found where bogie went off to, then?
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July 23, 2018, 11:44:11 PM
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[lightbox=image_url|title|group|float][/lightbox]  :cheers:

July 23, 2018, 11:46:43 PM
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Get on this prick, haha

https://twitter.com/OGGYOGGYBONBON/status/1021432319863918592

Harry is a perfect  example why there should be a crackdown on inbreeding.

July 23, 2018, 11:47:57 PM
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Macca77


I feel I should comment

July 23, 2018, 11:49:47 PM
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Toffee1


I feel I should comment

Your superior intellect will be wasted on him Macca.

July 24, 2018, 01:49:52 AM
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It is a certainty that Harry has a micro penis AND is rubbish at fighting, so this means he will often start trouble but always get decked, the cockney prick.
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July 24, 2018, 03:57:56 AM
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Be funny if after last weeks crowing that Liverpool gave Roma the money to get Malcom, that we're giving the money to Barca that stops Roma gettiing him.
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July 24, 2018, 04:01:04 AM
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Macca77


Roma fans turned up to greet him at the airport and he didn't show up, oh dear