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July 25, 2018, 03:44:34 PM
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I was checking out a Watford Forum and came across this clinker, also Marco is known as the snake, who wears a large timepiece.


"I saw an Everton fan in the supermarket yesterday. He was going a bit bald and was on the next checkout over from me, paying for his shopping and was with his raggedy and speccy four-eyed wife/partner. They were buying a big bottle of Dr Pepper, a big bottle of full-fat Cola, a big bottle of some other pop and about 3 cases of various types of lager. Must be one who's moved down here and made a bit of money for himself I suppose. Now rushing out to spend it all on things he's always dreamed of.

I knew he was an Everton fan because he was wearing a lurid purple Everton shirt. A really strange sort of colour it was. I think I've only ever previously seen it on one of Liberace's crushed velvet suits.

I caught his eye and very nearly shouted out "Richarlison!" and gave him a big thumbs up and a beaming smile. But in the end I didn't."

As if Watford is such a Mecca. Bellends
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July 25, 2018, 03:45:19 PM
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Can we stop this now please?



Of all the badly shit chats we have to put up with, this one is my favourite by a long, long way.

July 25, 2018, 03:52:29 PM
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I was checking out a Watford Forum and came across this clinker, also Marco is known as the snake, who wears a large timepiece.


"I saw an Everton fan in the supermarket yesterday. He was going a bit bald and was on the next checkout over from me, paying for his shopping and was with his raggedy and speccy four-eyed wife/partner. They were buying a big bottle of Dr Pepper, a big bottle of full-fat Cola, a big bottle of some other pop and about 3 cases of various types of lager. Must be one who's moved down here and made a bit of money for himself I suppose. Now rushing out to spend it all on things he's always dreamed of.

I knew he was an Everton fan because he was wearing a lurid purple Everton shirt. A really strange sort of colour it was. I think I've only ever previously seen it on one of Liberace's crushed velvet suits.

I caught his eye and very nearly shouted out "Richarlison!" and gave him a big thumbs up and a beaming smile. But in the end I didn't."

Full-fat cola?


July 25, 2018, 03:52:46 PM
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Of all the badly shit chats we have to put up with, this one is my favourite by a long, long way.

As bad as the arteta money and Belgian dads chat for me.

July 25, 2018, 03:55:26 PM
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Lincs Toffee


Haha! Thankfully I think he's retired now. Loved Motty but he hung around a bit too long.
Nah mate, he has signed a deal with Talkshite to commentate on their live matches and also discuss the games in the week with that twat Durham
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July 25, 2018, 03:55:41 PM
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Ramjam


As bad as the arteta money and Belgian dads chat for me.
Let’s not forget the delegation team and there’s a player in there somewhere
WE ARE THE PEOPLE


July 25, 2018, 04:01:26 PM
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Mick 1995

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Skem butty van is probably bottom of the pile for me.

July 25, 2018, 04:09:34 PM
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sam of the south


Skem butty van is probably bottom of the pile for me.

I don’t mind that one, it was initially pretty funny
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July 25, 2018, 04:55:13 PM
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Was the user @JoeHart who said the infamous skem butty van shout?

Is he still knocking about?
I knew that someday I was going to die, and I knew that before I died, two things would happen to me. That number one; I would regret my entire life, and number two; that I would want to live my life over again.

July 25, 2018, 05:43:16 PM
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MmmblueBernard


A young  arteta would be perfect as the outlet midfielder we need. Miss him and cahill

Arteta. Yes.

Cahill. Nah.
Farming Karma like the Dalai Llama

July 25, 2018, 05:57:31 PM
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Macca77


Loads of tweets like this, absolutely ridiculous comparison, the replies are great though

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/1022042523005591552

July 25, 2018, 06:01:43 PM
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Optimistic Blue


So is he the best Brazilian ever to play for Everton? I think he has all the potential to be right up there.
you cant take the right out of Kenwright

July 25, 2018, 06:08:38 PM
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Jimmywhack

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Was the user @JoeHart who said the infamous skem butty van shout?

Is he still knocking about?
Yeah it was
He was right tho
Simply simply lovely

July 25, 2018, 06:08:52 PM
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Brownie

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Loads of tweets like this, absolutely ridiculous comparison, the replies are great though

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/1022042523005591552

How fucking thick are the general population?
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July 25, 2018, 06:11:15 PM
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Really annoying isn’t it.

Finding the blues worse tho ‘fuckin joke this club’ have a fucking day off.
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