Richarlison

[Brownie]

I was checking out a Watford Forum and came across this clinker, also Marco is known as the snake, who wears a large timepiece.


"I saw an Everton fan in the supermarket yesterday. He was going a bit bald and was on the next checkout over from me, paying for his shopping and was with his raggedy and speccy four-eyed wife/partner. They were buying a big bottle of Dr Pepper, a big bottle of full-fat Cola, a big bottle of some other pop and about 3 cases of various types of lager. Must be one who's moved down here and made a bit of money for himself I suppose. Now rushing out to spend it all on things he's always dreamed of.

I knew he was an Everton fan because he was wearing a lurid purple Everton shirt. A really strange sort of colour it was. I think I've only ever previously seen it on one of Liberace's crushed velvet suits.

I caught his eye and very nearly shouted out "Richarlison!" and gave him a big thumbs up and a beaming smile. But in the end I didn't."

As if Watford is such a Mecca. Bellends

[Brownie]

Loads of tweets like this, absolutely ridiculous comparison, the replies are great though

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/1022042523005591552

How fucking thick are the general population?

[Brownie]

Be enjoyable to ram this fellas words down his throat:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/721192/Everton-transfer-news-Richarlison-Marco-Silva-Premier-League-gossip

Who the fuck is he?

[Brownie]

Mate when he turned funny and slipped in the first half I thought he’d Bolassie’d himself.

I almost cried

[Brownie]

Here's a selection of early comments, when we were very close to signing him:

Not surprised at some of those comments by certain posters

[Brownie]

Some of the comments below that article are staggering:

'Well he has took a step back because the mighty horns are above Everton with loads of money in the pocket.'

'I hope he does well but not for Everton....his ambition must surely be a big club.'

'I honestly don't think he'd make our first eleven at present.'

' I hope he has a fantastic career and goes on to bigger and better things with a really big club (Neverton will never be a really big club).'

'He does realise that his playing for Everton doesnt he, not Man City or Chelsea or any of the other numerous teams that are better than Everton?'

At least Malcolm Poskett has his head screwed on:

'Good player, with a good attitude.
Silva utilises him in the right way, and gets the best out of him.
He is going to be a star of the PL going forward, and 40m will seem like a bargain for a 21 year old with his talent.'

Some fucking high level delusion there. Above us after two games - congratulations, we'll send the us now. I hope we twat these cunts all over the place when we play them

[Brownie]

Quietly confident he can continue to Piss them off all season 

Delusion on a redshite level ....wonder if they think they're everyone's second favorite team .

They are.....for people who live in Watford

[Brownie]

Funny read that.

Find it a bit sad that a fellow Evertonian felt the need to join another teams forum to defend us...

What a fucking sad cunt

[Brownie]

Well in lad

[Brownie]

Reports in paper today that Man Utd. Want him and he interested, apparently we would let him go for £100 million.

Read the article, nowhere in it says he’s interested in leaving Everton. Simple lazy journalism

[Brownie]

Once told a girl I had the mumps to swerve going on a date with her.

I told one I was going to work in Germany for a year

[Brownie]

Kopites taking the piss out of him.

What for?

[Brownie]

Full back left floundering, whipped in cross, bullet header.

Feel like I was raised on goals like that. A real Everton goal that for me.

Watching it back it was nice to see three players there ready to attack the ball

[Brownie]

They’re. All over twitter showing Rich holding his shirt up to the crowd saying it’s the wrong way round then saying this is Origi, just scored the winner in a CL final, just calmly stands there with his arms raised,
Richarleson just scored against Lincoln and thinks he’s Messi, (just quoting what they said) The lad was showing passion, nothing wrong with that !

Fucking bellends