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August 08, 2018, 07:25:15 PM
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sam of the south


Dignity does not consist in possessing honours, but in deserving them


August 08, 2018, 07:26:04 PM
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Mick 1995

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Bernard is 154cm = 5ft

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Where did you get that (incorrect) info from?

Or is it obvious sarcasm that i have missed?

August 08, 2018, 07:28:28 PM
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Macca77


Good things come in small packages

All my lady friends can vouch for that


August 08, 2018, 07:29:07 PM
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Ravardo


?

Where did you get that (incorrect) info from?

Or is it obvious sarcasm that i have missed?


He's grown 10cm since i looked the otherday...i must of misread or i need to go back to specsavers

August 08, 2018, 07:32:57 PM
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Sixx1402


Haha! Who gives a fuck about his size?!

Maradona was about 2 foot tall and he's one of the greatest players of all time
Ahh.....Boucheenie i presume

August 08, 2018, 07:33:06 PM
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Mick 1995

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He's grown 10cm since i looked the otherday...i must of misread or i need to go back to specsavers

hahaha.

No wonder people are stressing about it. That's only 7cm off being a legal dwarf/LP.


August 08, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
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Shropshire Blue

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He's grown 10cm since i looked the otherday...i must of misread or i need to go back to specsavers
By the end of next week in addition to the silky Brazilian skills he'll be as tall as Peter Crouch. It gets better.
The Himalayas has the Yeti, Norway has Trolls, America has Hillbillies. You, good people, are blessed with Shropshire.

August 08, 2018, 07:33:59 PM
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sam of the south


Good things come in small packages

All my lady friends can vouch for that

Me too.

I’m 5ft4.

With a 13inch wang.

Unlucky for some.

Mainly unlucky for the state of my girlfriend’s walk.
Dignity does not consist in possessing honours, but in deserving them

August 08, 2018, 07:34:28 PM
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Robioto


Me too.

I’m 5ft4.

With a 13inch wang.

Unlucky for some.

Mainly unlucky for the state of my girlfriend’s walk.

HA!

August 08, 2018, 07:34:30 PM
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Gash

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Seems like he's been on his way for about three days now. Where was he, Everest base camp?

August 08, 2018, 07:36:03 PM
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Macca77


Me too.

I’m 5ft4.

With a 13inch wang.

Unlucky for some.

Mainly unlucky for the state of my girlfriend’s walk.

Its all about the width with me

August 08, 2018, 07:36:08 PM
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American Evertonian


Me too.

I’m 5ft4.

With a 13inch wang.

Unlucky for some.

Mainly unlucky for the state of my girlfriend’s walk.

I'm thinking unlucky for you. You'd nearly pass out when all the blood rushes from your head to.......well.......your head
A ship is safe in the harbor, but that's not what ships are for.

August 08, 2018, 07:37:02 PM
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Gary1878


Seems like he's been on his way for about three days now. Where was he, Everest base camp?

He was actually half way up Everest trying to break the world record for 100 keepy-uppies above 5000m. Don't worry, hes coming over for his medical now.

August 08, 2018, 07:38:12 PM
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sam of the south


Its all about the width with me

13ins is my width
Dignity does not consist in possessing honours, but in deserving them

August 08, 2018, 07:39:15 PM
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sam of the south


I'm thinking unlucky for you. You'd nearly pass out when all the blood rushes from your head to.......well.......your head

*Sees that Bernard has signed.
Passes out. Dies*
Dignity does not consist in possessing honours, but in deserving them