September 01, 2018, 08:01:29 PMReply #61
so the winners, selected by me shouting into the kitchen for the wife to think of a number between 1 and 54, twice, are.......
@MarcusFenix and @phillyt
(she shouted "Why?" and I said "Because I asked you to" and she went "Oh for fuck sake, ermmmm, 36" and I went "Sound, think of another" and she said "Oh fuck off Si I'm cooking dinner" to which I replied "As well you should, wench, now think of another number between 1 and 54" and she said "How did you manage to duck that knife, bellend, and 40")
Can't believe I've won something, will give it to my son in law haha. Any chance I can pick it up before Thursday?
Thanks @Simon Paul
Whats the difference between lust,love and true love? Spits,swallows and gargles