Neville Jagielka Distin Baines
Coleman Arteta Osman Bily
I think he'll go with this, and I think he'd be right. If I were Chelsea, this is the team I'd least like to play, given the way they play.
I'm so depressed right now that I'm sure we'll lose though no matter what. In sickening fashion no doubt.
If I ever get to heaven, I'm having serious words with the bearded fella, for eternity. He'll be sorry.