Today's Football 2025-26

[Bob Sacamano]

Bunch of absolute fucking gimps this arsenal lot.

[blueToffee]

Honestly, I'm not sure Man City beat Bournemouth so cross one bridge at a time, but if Burnley can almost get a result against Arsenal then Crystal Palace at home...have a chance of doing something pretty hilarious unless they completely phone it in before the ECL final.

Chances are like 95% Arsenal get over the line mind you.

[Audrey Horne]

How is that not a red hahhaah

[NomadskiEFC]

PGMO rolled out the same excuse for it not being a red (not excessive force) as they used when Saliba kicked the bottom of Barry’s foot.

[Cereal Killer]

Need to keep that record intact! No reds and fewest yellows all season

1 Tottenham Hotspur 36 91 4 103
2 Chelsea 36 81 7 102
3 AFC Bournemouth 36 84 2 90
4 Sunderland 37 77 3 86
Brighton & Hove Albion 37 86 0 86
6 Everton 37 72 4 84
7 Wolverhampton Wanderers 37 73 3 82
8 Crystal Palace 37 74 2 80
9 West Ham United 37 68 3 77
Fulham 37 74 1 77
11 Newcastle United 37 61 3 70
Manchester United 37 61 3 70
13 Brentford 37 66 1 69
14 Burnley 36 59 3 68
15 Manchester City 36 66 0 66
16 Aston Villa 37 60 1 63
17 Leeds United 37 59 1 62
18 Nottingham Forest 37 57 1 60
19 Liverpool 37 55 1 58
20 Arsenal 36 49 0 49


Also the only team not to have conceded a penalty

[Shogun]

Couple of good matches tonight. Very tough for City and I do think that Arsenal will win the league tonight. A Bournemouth win would take them 1 point behind the shite, that could be fun at least.

Kind of expecting Chelsea to beat Spurs but the latter have nothing to be worried about.

[TheRam]

Spurs win for me.

[blueToffee]

It would be a pleasant surprise at this point if both races went to the final day. Man City have to win against one of the in form teams in all of Europe apparently when they struggled against us. Spurs only need to draw against a poor super out of form Chelsea.

Hopefully that's not the case and there can be one more twist on the final day to make it interesting. It feels right now though it'd be more in keeping for this season for it to end un-climatically on a Tuesday before the final weekend's fixtures.

[TheRam]

Wow

Southampton kicked out of the play off final and docked four points.

[Gash]

Southampton kicked out of play off final and Boro into the final. But, they can appeal and the game is still subject to change. What a mess.

[NomadskiEFC]

City to beat Bornemouth and Chelsea to get the win vs Spurs. City will rise to the occasion given what's happening with Pep, no way they don't get a result to take it to the last day. If in doubt VAR will help out.

Spurs haven't beaten Chelsea at Stamford Bridge since the early 90s. This isn't the team to break that record, Chelsea will be lifted by the rumours of their new manager. It will be nasty and quite tight though.

Oh, and just read Saints have been chucked out of the play off final...

[NomadskiEFC]

Didn't expect the EFL to go that far. 4 point deduction for next season too. Don't think them admitting not only had they done it, but they had done this all season has helped them!

[Shogun]

Objectively funny result for Southampton

[Shogun]

Middlesbrough v Hull it is then!

[NomadskiEFC]

Do you think Hull just being given promotion would be the fairest way of dealing with this? Boro, despite spygate, did lose pretty convincingly over two legs.

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