Everton Chants
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| Grand Old Team | |
| HAIL HAIL THE BOYS ARE HERE
WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE HAIL HAIL THE BOYS ARE HERE WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE NOW FOR IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO PLAY FOR AND IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO SUPPORT AND IF, YOU KNOW, YOUR HISTORY IT’S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR HEART GO WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WE DON’T CARE WHAT THE RED SHITE SAY WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE BECAUSE WE ONLY KNOW IF THERE’S GONNA BE A SHOW THEN THE EVERTON BOYS WILL BE THERE EVERTON (WHAT’S OUR NAME) EVERTON (WHAT’S OUR NAME) EVERTON (WHAT’S OUR NAME) EVERTON |
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| Royal Blue Jersey | |
| OH WE HATE BILL SHANKLY AND WE HATE ST. JOHN
BUT MOST OF ALL WE HATE BIG RON AND WE’LL HANG THE KOPITES ONE-BY-ONE ON THE BANKS OF THE ROYAL BLUE MERSEY SO TO HELL WITH LIVERPOOL AND RANGERS TOO THROW THEM ALL IN THE MERSEY AND WE’LL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT WITH ALL OUR MIGHT FOR THE BOYS IN THE ROYAL BLUE JERSEY (Alt ending: AND WE’LL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR THE GREEN AND WHITE AND THE BOYS IN THOSE EVERTON JERSEYS) |
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| Davey Moyes | |
| To the tune of “Hooray, Hooray, It’s A Holi-Holiday” | (COLEEN IS A SLAPPER
SHE PLAYS WITH DIRTY TOYS AND WHEN SHE’S SHAGGING ROONEY SHE THINKS OF DAVEY MOYES…) DAVEY MOYES, DAVEY MOYES DAVEY DAVEY MOYES HE’S GOT RED HAIR BUT WE DON’T CARE DAVEY DAVEY MOYES |
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| To the tune of “Hooray, Hooray, It’s A Holi-Holiday” | DAVEY MOYES, DAVEY MOYES
DAVEY DAVEY MOYES HE’S A GINGER JOCK WITH A TWELVE INCH COCK DAVEY DAVEY MOYES |
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| OH DAVEY MOYES
DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES OHHHHHHHHH DAVEY MOYES DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES OHHHHHHHHH DAVEY MOYES…etc. |
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| Onward Evertonians | |
| To the tune of “Onward Christian Soldiers” | ONWARD EVERTONIANS
ONWARD FOR TO SEE SEE THE ROYAL TWIN TOWERS AND ROYAL WEMBLEY SEE THE ROYAL BLUE JERSEYS AS FAITHFUL AS CAN BE FORGING ON TO VICTORY AND FIGHTING CONSTANTLY ONWARD EVERTONIANS DON’T LET YOUR PRIDE BE MOVED REMEMBER YOUR SONG FOR WEMBLEY IS: WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED! WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT’S GONNA WIN THE FA CUP (AGAIN) WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED! |
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| We Shall Not Be Moved | |
| To the tune of “We Shall Not Be Moved” by The Seekers | WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT’S GONNA WIN THE FA CUP (AGAIN) WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED! “FA CUP” can be replaced with “Premier League”, “Champions League”, “European Cup” etc. |
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| Alternative Version | WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED NOT BY THE SHITE, THE MANCS OR THE COCKNEYS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS OURS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS OURS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED NOT BY THE SHITE, THE MANCS OR THE COCKNEYS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED THE FA CUP IS OURS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED THE FA CUP IS OURS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED NOT BY THE SHITE, THE MANCS OR THE COCKNEYS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT’S GONNA WIN THE FUCKING LOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED! |
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| Pride of Merseyside | |
| To the tune of “Cwm Rhondda” | EVERTON, EVERTON
WE’RE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE WE’RE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE |
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| While We Go Marching To Glory | |
| SING A SONG OF GLORY BOYS
WE’LL SING A SONG FOR YOU MARCHING WITH AN ARMY BOYS AN ARMY DRESSED IN BLUE FROM DIXIE LAD TO WEMBLEY WE’LL SHOW WHAT WE CAN DO WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY! EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY! WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED IN 1977 THO WE ROSE UP LIKE THE SEA WITH A NEW COMMANDER BY THE NAME OF GORDON LEE NOW WE’RE ON THE CREST AGAIN AND BACK WHERE WE SHOULD BE WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE’LL GO MARCHING TO GLORY! EVERTON! WHEN THE FINAL VICTORY COMES OH WE’LL BE THERE TO CHEER EVERTON THE MIGHTY IN ANOTHER MIGHTY YEAR AND WHEN THE BATTLE STARTS AGAIN OUR VOICES YOU WILL HEAR WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY WE SALUTE THE HEROES WHO GAVE GLORY TO OUR NAME DIXIE DEAN AND ALL THE BOYS WHO LIT THE SPORTING FLAME THEY’RE STILL MARCHING WITH US IN THE SPIRIT OF OUR GAME WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY |
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| We Are The Famous EFC | |
| To the tune of “Lord Of The Dance” | RUN RUN, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
WE ARE THE FAMOUS E-F-C AND WE’LL FUCK YOU UP WHOEVER YOU MAY BE WE ARE THE FAMOUS E-F-C |
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| When Skies Are Grey | |
| To the tune of “You Are My Sunshine” by Johnny Cash | YOU ARE MY EVERTON
MY ONLY EVERTON YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY YOU’VE NEVER NOTICED HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY EVERTON AWAY OH ALAN HARPER (OO, OO) OH ALAN HARPER, OH ALAN HARPER, OH ALAN HARPER, ALAN HARPER AND ALAN HARPER, SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY EVERTON AWAY |
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| It’s A Long Way To Wembley Stadium | |
| To the tune of “It’s A Long Way To Tipperary” | IT’S A LONG WAY TO WEMBLEY STADIUM
IT’S A LONG WAY TO GO IT’S A LONG WAY TO WEMBLEY STADIUM FOR THE GREATEST TEAM I KNOW GOODBYE UPPER PARLY FAREWELL CLAYTON SQUARE IT’S A LONG WAY TO WEMBLEY STADIUM BUT EVERTON WILL BE THERE |
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| The Everton Boys Are In Town | |
| WE ARE THE SCOUSERS
THE COCK OF THE NORTH WE HATE THE COCKNEY’S MANCUNIANS OF COURSE WE ONLY DRINK WHISKEY AND BOTTLES OF BROWN THE EVERTON BOYS ARE IN TOWN NA NA NA… |
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| The Boys of Everton FC | |
| THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MY FRIEND
WE TOOK THE STRETFORD END WE TOOK THE SHED, THE NORTH BANK HIGHBURY WE’D LIVE THE LIFE WE CHOOSE WE’D FIGHT AND NEVER LOSE WE WERE THE BOYS OF EVERTON FC LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA |
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| Street End’s Coming Up The Hill Boys | |
| THE STREET END’S COMING UP THE HILL, BOYS
THE STREET END’S COMING UP THE HILL, BOYS THEY ALL LAUGH AT US THEY ALL MOCK AT US THEY ALL SAY OUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED BORN TO BE A SCOUSER VICTORIOUS TO BE IF YOU WANNA WIN THE CUP THEN YOU’D BETTER HURRY UP BECAUSE WE’RE EVERTON FC VICTORIOUS AND GLORIOUS AND WE’LL TAKE THE SPION KOP BETWEEN THE FOUR OF US! |
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| Hello, How D’you Do! | |
| HELLO HELLO HOW DO YOU DO
WE ARE THE BOYS IN ROYAL BLUE WHERE’ER WE GO WE FEAR NO FOE WE’LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING LOW FLYING HIGH, UP IN THE SKY WE’LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH WE’RE OUT OF WORK AND ON THE DOLE SO STICK YER RED FLAG UP YER HOLE |
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| The Mighty Everton | |
| To the tune of “The Mighty Quinn” by Manfred Mann | COME ON WITHOUT
COME ON WITHIN YOU’LL NOT SEE NOTHING LIKE THE MIGHTY EVERTON |
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| Forever Everton | |
| EVERTON, EVERTON
WE’RE FOREVER EVERTON ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL EVERTON’S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL WE’VE GOT THE BEST SUPPORTERS ON ANY FOOTBALL GROUND AS LONG AS THEY’RE BEHIND US WE’LL NEVER LET THEM DOWN THE MEN WHO GO FROM MERSEYSIDE TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS WILL HEAR THE CALL OF EVERTON COME RIDING ON THE GREEN EVERTON, EVERTON WE’RE FOREVER EVERTON ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL EVERTON’S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL WE’RE THE KINGS OF GOODISON WE PLAY IN ROYAL BLUE ON THE BALL THE TOFFEEMEN WILL PLAY IT SWEET FOR YOU WE PLAY IT ON THE CARPET WE PLAY IT IN THE AIR WHICHEVER WAY WE PLAY IT WE PLAY IT FAIR AND SQUARE EVERTON, EVERTON WE’RE FOREVER EVERTON ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE EVERTON’S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL THE STORY THAT IS EVERTON FROM THE DAYS OF DIXIE DEAN THE STORY WE WILL CARRY ON THE GLORY OF OUR TEAM IN EVERY LAND AND CONTINENT WHEREVER FOOTBALL GOES WE’LL PLAY THE GAME THAT’S EVERTON AND BRING THE HONOURS HOME EVERTON, EVERTON WE’RE FOREVER EVERTON ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL EVERTON’S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL |
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| Everton We Love You | |
| To the tune of “Land of Hope and Glory” | WE HATE NOTTINGHAM FOREST
WE HATE LIVERPOOL TOO (THEY’RE SHIT) WE HATE CITY AND UNITED BUT EVERTON WE LOVE YOU ALTOGETHER NOW…(repeat song) |
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| We Love You Everton | |
| WE LOVE YOU EVERTON
WE DO WE LOVE YOU EVERTON WE DO WE LOVE YOU EVERTON WE DO OH EVERTON WE LOVE YOU |
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| Goodison Gang | |
| WHEN YOU HEAR THE COPPERS SHOUT
‘HEY PUT THE CANDLES OUT’ WE ARE THE GOODISON GANG WE HAVE OUR MANNERS WE SPEND OUR TANNERS WE ARE THE GOODISON GANG AND WHEN YOU HEAR THE COPPERS SHOUT ‘OI PUT THE CANDLES OUT’ WE ARE THE GOODISON GANG |
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| The Team To Follow | |
| To the tune of “The Entertainer” | TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU KNOW
EVERTON IS THE TEAM TO FOLLOW BECAUSE MOYESY IS MAGIC AND RAFA IS TRAGIC AND THE MANCS ARE A BUNCH OF ARSEHOLES |
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| Greatest Team | |
| AND IT’S EVERTON
EVERTON FC WE’RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN |
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| Moyesy’s Army | |
| To the tune of “Tramp! Tramp! Tramp!” aka “The Prisoner’s Hope” by George F. Root | WE’RE ON THE MARCH WITH MOYESY’S ARMY
WE’RE ALL GOING TO WEMBLEY AND WE’LL REALLY SHAKE ‘EM UP WHEN WE WIN THE F.A. CUP COS EVERTON ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM |
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| Tell Me Ma | |
| To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day | TELL ME MA, ME MA
I DON’T WANT NO TEA, NO TEA WE’RE GOIN’ TO WEMBLEY TELL ME MA, ME MA… |
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| Tell Me Ma #2 | |
| To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day | TELL ME MA, ME MA
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE WE’RE GOIN’ TO WEMBLEY TWICE TELL ME MA, ME MA… |
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E-V-E-R E-V-E-R-T-O-N EVERTON |
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| To the tune of “Vindaloo” by Fat Les | E-V-E
E-V-E E-V-E- E-V-E E-V-E E-V-E E-V-E-R E-V-E-R-T-O-N EVERTON |
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| Oh Everton | |
| OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON
OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR NEVILLE SOUTHALL (AND WE LOVE OUR NEVILLE SOUTHALL) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR SHAGGY STEVENS (AND WE LOVE OUR SHAGGY STEVENS) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR PSYCHO PAT (AND WE LOVE OUR PSYCHO PAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR KEV THE RAT (AND WE LOVE OUR KEV THE RAT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR DEGSY MOUNT (AND WE LOVE OUR DEGSY MOUNT) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR PETER REID (AND WE LOVE OUR PETER REID) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR TRICKY TREV (AND WE LOVE OUR TRICKY TREV) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR ANDY GRAY (AND WE LOVE OUR ANDY GRAY) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR GRAEME SHARP (AND WE LOVE OUR GRAEME SHARP) GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR PAUL BRACEWELL (AND WE LOVE OUR PAUL BRACEWELL) PAUL BRACEWELL (PAUL BRACEWELL) GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR KEVIN SHEEDY (AND WE LOVE OUR KEVIN SHEEDY) KEVIN SHEEDY (KEVIN SHEEDY) PAUL BRACEWELL (PAUL BRACEWELL) GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR HOWARD KENDALL (AND WE LOVE OUR HOWARD KENDALL) HOWARD KENDALL (HOWARD KENDALL) KEVIN SHEEDY (KEVIN SHEEDY) PAUL BRACEWELL (PAUL BRACEWELL) GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON COS IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO PLAY FOR AND IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO SUPPORT AND IF YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY IT’S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR HEART GO WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WE DON’T CARE WHAT THE RED SHITE SAY WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE? COS WE ONLY KNOW IF THERE’S GONNA BE A SHOW THEN THE EVERTON BOYS WILL BE THERE |
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| Wakin’ Down Limey | |
| I WAS WALKIN’ DOWN LIMEY SWINGIN’ ME CHAIN
WHEN I SAW A COCKNEY – I ASKED HIM HIS NAME HE CALLED ME A PRICK SO I HIT HIM WITH A BRICK NOW THAT COCKNEY IS DEAD NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA…etc. |
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| Singing The Blues | |
| WELL I’VE NEVER FELT MORE LIKE SINGING THE BLUES
WHEN EVERTON WIN, AND LIVERPOOL LOSE OH EVERTON YOU’VE GOT ME SINGING THE BLUES |
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| Pride Of Merseyside | |
| EVERTON, EVERTON
WE’RE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE WE’RE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE |
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| My True Love Said To Me… | |
| ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME
A NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN GOAL ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME EIGHT ANDY GRAY SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME NINE GRAEME SHARP EIGHT ANDY GRAY SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME TEN PAUL BRACEWELL NINE GRAEME SHARP EIGHT ANDY GRAY SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME ELEVEN KEVIN SHEEDY TEN PAUL BRACEWELL NINE GRAEME SHARP EIGHT ANDY GRAY SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL ON THE LAST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME E-VER-TON WE LOVE YOU EVERTON WE DO WE LOVE YOU EVERTON WE DO OH EVERTON WE LOVE YOU |
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| We’re All Going On A European Tour | |
| To the tune of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles | WE’RE ALL GOING ON A EUROPEAN TOUR
A EUROPEAN TOUR A EUROPEAN TOUR WE’RE ALL GOING ON A EUROPEAN TOUR A EUROPEAN TOUR A EUROPEAN TOUR |
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| ‘Avin A Laff! | |
| To the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas | CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
WE’RE HAVIN’ A LAUGH CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE’RE HAVIN’ A LAUGH CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE’RE HAVIN’ A LAUGH! |
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| We Shall Not Be Moved | |
| To the tune of “We Shall Not Be Moved” by The Seekers | WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT’S GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO EUROPE WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO EUROPE WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED NOT BY MILAN, MADRID OR JUVENTUS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT’S GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED! |
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| We’re On The March | |
| To the tune of “Tramp! Tramp! Tramp!” aka “The Prisoner’s Hope” by George F. Root | WE’RE ON THE MARCH WITH MOYESY’S ARMY
WE’RE ALL GOIN TO GAY PARIS AND WE’LL REALLY SHAKE THEM UP WHEN WE WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE COS EVERTON ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM! |
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| Tell Me Ma | |
| To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day | TELL ME MA, ME MA
I DON’T WANT NO TEA, NO TEA WE’RE GOIN TO GAY PARIS TELL ME MA, ME MA |
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| To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day | TELL ME MA, ME MA
I DON’T WANT NO TEA, NO TEA WE’RE GOIN TO PSV TELL ME MA, ME MA |
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| Tell All The Reds You Know | |
| To the tune of “The Entertainer” | TELL ALL THE REDS YOU KNOW
MOYESY’S ARMY IS OFF TO PORTO AND THERE’LL BE THOUSANDS OF BLUES WE’LL ALL BE TWATTED ON BOOZE MOYESY’S ARMY IS OFF TO PORTO |
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| Is This The Way… | |
| To the tune of “Amarillo” by Tony Christie | IS THIS THE WAY TO BARCELONA
AC MILAN AND AS ROMA DREAMING DREAMS OF BARCELONA AS DAVEY MOYES MAKES HISTORY |
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| It’s A Long Way | |
| To the tune of “It’s A Long Way To Tipperary” (famous old War song) | IT’S A LONG WAY TO PLAY IN MOSCOW
IT’S A LONG WAY TO GO IT’S A LONG WAY TO PLAY IN MOSCOW FOR THE GREATEST TEAM I KNOW GOODBYE UPPER PARLY FAREWELL CLAYTON SQUARE IT’S A LONG WAY TO PLAY IN MOSCOW BUT THE EVERTON BOYS WILL BE THERE |
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| Gay Paris | |
| GAY PARIS! GAY PARIS!
WE’RE THE FAMOUS EVERTON AND WE’RE GOIN TO GAY PARIS GAY PARIS! GAY PARIS! |
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| We’re Goin The Champions League! | |
| WE’RE GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
WE’RE GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US WE’RE GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! |
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| Nigel Martyn | |
| ENGLAND’S NUMBER ONE
ENGLAND’S ENGLAND’S NUMBER ONE |
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| Tony Hibbert | |
| To the tune of “No Limits” by 2Unlimited. | TONY, TONY TONY, TONY TONY, TONY TONY HIBBERT
TONY, TONY TONY, TONY TONY, TONY TONY HIBBERT |
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| Alesandro Pistone | |
| To the tune of “The Quartermaster’s Store” | HE’S BLUE AND WHITE
WE ALL AGREE HE’S SHITE PISTONE,PISTONE |
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| Alan Stubbs | |
| To the tune of “Hooray, Hooray, It’s A Holi-Holiday” | ALAN STUBBS, ALAN STUBBS, ALAN ALAN STUBBS
HE TWATS THE BALL AND SCORES A GOAL ALAN ALAN STUBBS |
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| David Weir | |
| WEIR! WEIR! WEIR! | |
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| Joseph Yobo | |
| YOBO! YOBO! YOBO! | |
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| To the tune of “Tom Hark” by the Piranhas | JOEY YOBO, JOEY YOBO, JOEY YOBO… |
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| Steve Watson | |
| STEVIE WATSON! STEVIE WATSON! | |
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| HE’S BLUE, HE’S WHITE
AGREES THE TOON ARE SHITE STEVE WATSON, STEVE WATSON |
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| Mikel Arteta | |
| WE ALL AGREE
MIKEL ARTETA IS MAGIC (IS MAGIC IS MAGIC IS MAGIC) |
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| ARTETA LA LA LA
ARTETA LA LA LA |
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| Li Tie | |
| To the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountains” | SINGING AYE AYE YIPPY LI TIE
SINGING AYE AYE YIPPY LI TIE LIKE THE FELLA IN THE CHIPPY SINGING AYE AYE YIPPY AYE AYE YIPPY LIE TIE |
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| Kevin Kilbane | |
| WHO NEEDS ZINEDINE ZIDANE WHEN WE’VE GOT KEV KILBANE?
WHO NEEDS ZINEDINE ZIDANE WHEN WE’VE GOT KEV KILBANE? |
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| WE ALL AGREE
KILBANE IS BETTER THAN ZIDANE |
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| To the tune of “I’m The Leader Of The Gang” by Gary Glitter | KILBANE KILBANE, KILBANE KILBANE, KILBANE KILBANE KILBANE… KILLER |
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| Tim Cahill | |
| To the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas | TIM CAHILL, TIM CAHILL, TIM CAHILL… |
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| To the tune of “The Mighty Quinn” by Manfred Mann | COME ON WITHOUT
COME ON WITHIN YOU’LL NOT SEE NOTHING LIKE TIM CAHILL |
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| To the tune of “Deck The Halls With Bows Of Holly” | TIM CAHILL IS FUCKING BRILL
TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA LA LA LA |
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| To the tune of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles | WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF TIM CAHILL’S
A TEAM OF TIM CAHILL’S A TEAM OF TIM CAHILLS |
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| Leon Osman | |
| LEON! LEON! LEON! | |
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| LEON OSMAN, LEON OSMAN, ‘ELLO, ‘ELLO
LEON OSMAN, LEON OSMAN, ‘ELLO, ‘ELLO |
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| Lee Carsley | |
| To the tune of “Skip To My Lou” | WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE RED SHITE NET?
WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE RED SHITE NET? WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE RED SHITE NET – SUPER LEE CARSLEY! SUPER, SUPER LEE SUPER, SUPER LEE SUPER, SUPER LEE SUPER LEE CARSLEY |
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| Marcus Bent | |
| To the tune of “The Quartermaster’s Store” | HE’S HERE, HE’S THERE
HE’S EVERY FUCKING WHERE MARCUS BENT, MARCUS BENT! HE RUNS, ALL DAY JUST TO FUCKIN’ PLAY MARCUS BENT, MARCUS BENT! |
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| James Beattie | |
| CHIM CHIMINEE CHIM CHIMINEE
CHIM CHIM CHIREE WHO NEEDS WAYNE ROONEY WHEN WE’VE GOT BEATTIE! |
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| JAMES BEATTIE LA LA LA
JAMES BEATTIE LA LA LA |
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| Duncan Ferguson | |
| To the tune of “Go West” by the Pet Shop Boys | DUNCAN, DUNCAN FERGUSON
DUNCAN, DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN, DUNCAN FERGUSON… |
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| DUNCAN HAD A PIGEON, A PIGEON, A PIGEON
DUNCAN HAD A PIGEON, A PIGEON HE HAD HE FLEW IT ALL MORNING HE FLEW IT ALL NIGHT HE FLEW IT OVER ANFIELD AND SHIT ON THE SHITE! |
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| DUNCAN IS OUR HERO
HE WEARS THE NUMBER NINE HE WEARS HIS SHIRT WITH PRIDE HE WEARS IT ALL THE TIME HE WEARS IT IN THE SHOWER HE WEARS IT ON THE NEST DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE IS THE FUCKING BEST! |
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| To the tune of “Lily The Pink” by The Scaffold | WELL WE’LL DRINK A DRINK A DRINK
TO DUNCAN THE KING THE KING THE KING HE’S THE LEADER OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM WELL HE’S THE GREATEST, CENTRE-FORWARD THAT THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLD HAS EVER SEEN! |
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| DUNCAN IS OUR HERO
HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN RIO COULDN’T FIND HIM IT SEEMED HE’D LOST THE PLOT AND WHEN THE BALL HIT THE NET HE KNEW IT WAS THE SCOT DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN HE DID IT BACK IN 95 HE DID IT AGAIN THIS NIGHT HE BROUGHT THE STADIUM BACK TO LIFE AND WE’RE STILL ABOVE THE SHITE DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN HE MADE US FEEL SO VERY PROUD HE IS A REAL TRUE BLUE HE RAN ALL NIGHT TO SCORE HIS GOAL TO SHOW THAT FUCKING ROO DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN |
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| James McFadden | |
| To the tune of “Old McDonald Had A Farm” | JAMES McFADDEN ON THE WING
E-I-E-I-O AND ON THAT WING HE HAD A TRICK E-I-E-I-O WITH A TRICK TRICK HERE AND A TRICK TRICK THERE HERE A TRICK, THERE A TRICK EVERYWHERE A TRICK TRICK JAMES McFADDEN ON THE WING E-I-E-I-O |
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| To the tune of Jimmy Mac | OH OH OH JIMMY
WE’VE GOT JIMMY MAC COS WE DON’T NEED ROONEY BACK |
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| James Vaughan | |
| To the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountains” | YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE
YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE JIMMY VAUGHAN! |
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| To the tune of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles | JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY JIMMY VAUGHAN
JIMMY JIMMY VAUGHAN, JIMMY JIMMY VAUGHAN |
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| Simon Davies | |
| To the tune of “Kiss Him Goodbye” by Hermes House Band | SIMON DAVIES, SIMON DAVIES
HEY HEY HEY SIMON DAVIES |
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| Thomas Gravesen | |
| OH TOMMY, TOMMY
TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY GRAVESEN! |
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| Joe Max-Moore | |
| To the tune of “Cum-by-Yar” | HE SCORES GOALS GALORE
JOE MAX-MOORE HE SCORES GOALS GALORE JOE MAX-MOORE HE SCORES GOALS GALORE JOE MAX-MOORE JOE MAX-MOORE GOALS GALORE |
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| To the tune of “More, More, More” | POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER
SHE IS A DIRTY WHORE AND WHEN SHE’S SHAGGING BECKHAM SHE THINKS OF JOE MAX-MOORE MOORE, MOORE, MOORE HOW DOES SHE LIKE IT HOW DOES SHE LIKE IT JOE MAX-MOORE! |
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| Anders Limpar | |
| To the tune of “Umpapah” | ANDERS, ANDERS LIM-PA-PAR, LIM-PA-PAR, LIM-PA-PAR
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| Andrei Kanchelskis | |
| To the tune of “Cossack Dance Music” | ANDREI, ANDREI KANCHELSKIS
ANDREI KANCH-ELLLLLLLSKIS OI! ANDREI, ANDREI KANCHELSKIS… |
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| Paul Rideout | |
| To the tune of “Kiss Him Goodbye” by Hermes House Band | NA NA NA NA (oo oo)
NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY PAUL RIDEOUT |
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| Barry Horne | |
| To the tune of “Oops Upside Your Head” | WHO NEEDS CANTONA
WHEN WE’VE GOT BARRY HORNE WHO NEEDS CANTONA WHEN WE’VE GOT BARRY HORNE! |
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| BARRY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNE
BARRY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNE BARRY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNE |
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| Terry Phelan | |
| To the tune of “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’” | YOU ARE MY TERRY PHELAN
WOAH MY TERRY PHELAN YOU ARE MY TERRY PHELAN AND YOU’RE BOSS, BOSS, BOSS! |
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| Ibrahima Bakayoko | |
| To the tune of “Okey-Kokey” | OH THE BAKAYOKO
OH THE BAKAYOKO YOU PUT YOUR LEFT LEG IN RIGHT LEG OUT IN OUT, IN OUT SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU DO THE BAKAYOKO AND YOU TURN AROUND THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT OH THE BAKAYOKO, OH THE BAKAYOKO… |
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| Bob Latchford | |
| To the tune of “Deck The Halls With Bows Of Holly” | BOBBY LATCHFORD WALKS ON WATER
TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA |
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| Andy King | |
| OH ANDY IS OUR KING
ANDY IS OUR KING… |
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| Duncan McKenzie | |
| WE ALL AGREE
DUNCAN McKENZIE IS MAGIC IS MAGIC, IS MAGIC, IS MAGIC |
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| John Connolly | |
| JOHN CONNOLLY, JOHN CONNOLLY
THE WINGER TO WATCH! |
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| Martin Dobson | |
| MARTIN DOBBO, MARTIN DOBBO, HELLO HELLO
MARTIN DOBBO, MARTIN DOBBO, HELLO HELLO |
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| Together | |
| TOGETHER
WE ARE THE GREATEST TEAM TOGETHER WE’RE MAKING HISTORY TOGETHER STANDING SIDE-BY-SIDE TOGETHER WE WEAR THE SHIRT WITH PRIDE TOGETHER WE’LL GIVE IT EVERYTHING TOGETHER YOU CAN HEAR US SING TOGETHER EVERY BOY AND MAN TOGETHER SUPPORTING EVERTON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON TOGETHER WE’RE GOING TO THE TOP TOGETHER WE JUST CAN’T BE STOPPED TOGETHER LET’S ALL MAKE A NOISE TOGETHER FOR THE GLORY BOYS TOGETHER WE’LL GIVE IT EVERYTHING TOGETHER YOU CAN HEAR US SING TOGETHER EVERY BOY AND MAN TOGETHER SUPPORTING EVERTON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON |
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| To the tune of “Altogether Now” by The Farm | EVERTON’S GONNA WIN THE CUP
BIG DAVELS GONNA LIFT IT UP LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO ALTOGETHER NOW ALTOGETHER NOW ALTOGETHER NOW FOR EVERTON REMEMBER BOYS BACK IN 66 WE WON THE CUP WITH CATTERICK KENDALL’S BOYS IN 84 NOW BIG JOE ROYLE IS COMING BACK FOR MORE ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (ALTOGETHER NOW) ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER FOR EVER) FOR EVERTON (ALTOGETHER NOW) NO SPIRIT STRONGER THAN THE BLUES TODAY WE’RE GONNA PLAY THE EVERTON WAY THE GOLDEN VISION, DIXIE DEAN THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER FOR EVER) FOR EVERTON (OH OH) EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY WE’LL WIN THE CUP AGAIN EVERTON IN THE HALL OF FAME GLORY DAYS HERE TO STAY JOE’S BLUE ARMY COMING DOWN WEMBLEY WAY ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (OH OH TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (FOR EVER FOR EVER) FOR EVERTON (EVERTON AND EVERTON) ALTOGETHER NOW (ALTOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (ALTOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (OH OH) FOR EVERTON (FOR EVERTON) |
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| Spirit Of The Blues | |
| IT’S THE NEWS FOR THE BLUES
AND THERE’S NO MORE TIME TO LOSE COS WE’RE HOT ON THE TRAIL AND THERE’S NO WAY WE’RE GONNA FAIL SO GET YOU’RE COAT ON AND GET MOVIN COS WE DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF LOSIN SO COME ON COME ON GET DOWN TO GOODISON PARK (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH) EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES WE’RE ON – THE MOVE COS WE’VE GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE IT’S NO SURPRISE THE BLUE BOYS ARE ON THE RISE SO GET YOU’RE COAT ON AND GET MOVIN COS WE DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF LOSING SO COME ON COME ON GET DOWN TO GOODISON PARK (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH) EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY |
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| HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER EVERTON FOREVER WE ARE ON OUR WAY TOGETHER GETTING STRONGER EVERY DAY WE ARE WINNERS ALL THE WAY HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER WE’RE THE NEW SENSATION WE’RE THE TALK OF ALL THE NATION WE’RE SO PROUD TO WEAR THE BLUE SHARE THIS MAGIC DAY WITH YOU HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER |
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| Everybody’s Cheering The Blues | |
| EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES
EVERYBODY’S SPREADING THE NEWS EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD ALL THE KIDS AND MUMS AND DADS EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES IF WE STAND AS ONE THEN WE CAN’T LOSE EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD TALK OF ALL THE LAND FROM THE COUNTRY TO THE CITY CENTRE FROM THE MERSEY UP TO PENNY LANE CAN YOU FEEL IT IN THE AIR IT’S GETTING STRONGER EVERYWHERE AND IT’S GOING TO TAKE US ALL AWAY EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES EVERYBODY’S SPREADING THE NEWS EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD ALL THE KIDS AND MUMS AND DADS EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES IF WE STAND AS ONE THEN WE CAN’T LOSE EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD TALK OF ALL THE LAND WE’RE GETTING READY FOR A GREAT OCCASION LOOK AT ALL THE HAPPINESS AND JUBILATION COS WE KNOW THAT IN THE END YOU’LL WELCOME US BACK HOME AGAIN YOU KNOW WE WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT YOU EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES EVERYBODY’S SPREADING THE NEWS EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD ALL THE KIDS AND MUMS AND DADS EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES IF WE STAND AS ONE THEN WE CAN’T LOSE EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD TALK OF ALL THE LAND EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES EVERYBODY’S SPREADING THE NEWS EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD ALL THE KIDS AND MUMS AND DADS EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES IF WE STAND AS ONE THEN WE CAN’T LOSE EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD TALK OF ALL THE LAND |
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| In Our Everton Homes | |
| IN OUR EVERTON HOMES
WE SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT EXCEEDINGLY RARE MEET UNDER A STATUE EXCEEDINGLY BARE IF YOU WANT A CATHEDRAL WE’VE GOT ONE TO SPARE IN OUR EVERTON HOMES IN OUR EVERTON HOMES DOWN AT GOODISON PARK WE’LL CHEER FOR THE LADS THAT ARE PLAYING IN BLUE WHOEVER THEY’RE PLAYING THEY’LL FOLLOW THEM THROUGH THEY’RE FOOTBALL WILL SPEAK AND THEY’LL DO WHAT THEY DO DOWN AT GOODISON PARK DOWN AT GOODISON PARK WHEN WE’RE AT GOODISON PARK WE WALK ROUND WITH A FEELING OF HAVING NO CARES THE MANCS AND THE COCKNEY’S HAD BETTER BEWARE WHEN WE’RE PLAYING AT WEMBLEY THE LADS WILL BE THERE AND THEY’LL COME FROM EVERTON HOMES AND THEY’LL COME FROM EVERTON HOMES IN OUR EVERTON HOMES WE SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT EXCEEDINGLY RARE MEET UNDER A STATUE EXCEEDINGLY BARE IF YOU WANT A CATHEDRAL WE’VE GOT ONE TO SPARE IN OUR EVERTON HOMES IN OUR EVERTON HOMES FROM OUR EVERTON HOMES WE’VE SEEN GLORY AT WEMBLEY, ABROAD AND AT HOME WE’LL ALWAYS BE CHEERFUL WHEREVER WE ROAM A SCOUSER IN BLUE IS NEVER ALONE IF YOU COME FROM AN EVERTON HOME |
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| Good Old Days of Dixie | |
| JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE
TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY AND DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR NOW DIXIE DEAN WAS A FOOTBALLING KING THE FINEST THERE’S EVER BEEN ALL AROUND THE GROUND HIS PRAISES WE’LL SING WE’LL NEVER FORGET DIXIE DEAN JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY AND DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR IN ONE LEAGUE SEASON BACK IN ‘28 60 GOALS HE SCORED HE WAS LARGER THAN LIFE AND GREATER THAN GREAT HIS RECORD WILL STAND FOREVER MORE JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY AND DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR THREE GOALS HE NEEDED FROM THAT VERY LAST GAME AGAINST THE MIGHTY ARSENAL SIDE NOW HISTORY PROVES, THOSE GUNNERS HE TAMED HE WAS THE TOAST OF MERSEYSIDE JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY WHEN DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR WHEN TIME TOOK ITS TOLL HE SIGNED ON FOR HEAVEN THE FINAL TRANSFER OF ALL NOW DIXIE’S THE STAR OF ST PETER’S FIRST ELEVEN HE’S COACHING GOD TO HEAD THE BALL JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY WHEN DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR YES DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR |
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| My Royal Blue Everton | |
| THERE’S A MAN SITTING IN THE STANDS UP IN THE CLOUDS
HIGH ABOVE THE WEMBLEY CROWD AS HOWARD’S ARMY MARCH ALONG YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR HIS SONG A DREAM YOU LOOK FOR COMING TRUE THE GLORY OF THE BOYS IN BLUE SENDING A MESSAGE FAR AND WIDE THEY ARE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE OH EVERTON, MY ROYAL BLUE EVERTON THE GOLDEN VISION’S GLORY ALL AROUND YOU’LL BE HEARING THE GOODISON CHEERS FOR A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS OH THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN ONCE AGAIN IT’S ANOTHER CUP FINAL DAY THE CHAMPIONS MARCH DOWN WEMBLEY WAY TO CHASE THE HONOURS OF THE GAME THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THE TOFFEE’S NAME NEVILLE, DEREK, INCHY, ANDY, GRAEME AND PAT TREVOR, KEVIN, GARY, PETER, PAUL AND THE RAT A STORY THAT BEGAN IN ST. DOMINGO VALE AND ENDS IN THIS – A TOFFEE’S TALE OH EVERTON, MY ROYAL BLUE EVERTON THE GOLDEN VISION’S GLORY ALL AROUND YOU’LL BE HEARING THE GOODISON CHEERS FOR A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS OH THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN BUT ONE DAY ON THE WAY TO WEMBLEY ONCE AGAIN A HERO WATCHED THE BLUES FIGHT BACK A LAST MINUTE GOAL THAT PAVED THE WAY BUT THIS WOULD BE THE SADDEST DAY AS THE EXCITEMENT MOUNTED THEN THE WHOLE OF GOODISON LOST A FRIEND THE END OF AN ERA CAME THAT DAY AS HARRY CATTERICK PASSED AWAY BUT I’M SURE JUST BEFORE THE GREAT MAN DIED I SAW HIM PAUSE TO SAY GOODBYE FORTY THOUSAND VOICES RAISED IN STYLE THE WORDS THEY ECHOED MADE HIM SMILE OH EVERTON, MY ROYAL BLUE EVERTON THE GOLDEN VISION’S GLORY ALL AROUND YOU’LL BE HEARING THE GOODISON CHEERS FOR A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS OH THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN OH EVERTON, MY ROYAL BLUE EVERTON THE GOLDEN VISION’S GLORY ALL AROUND YOU’LL BE HEARING THE GOODISON CHEERS FOR A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS OH THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN |
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| Everton, We’re Everton, Forever Everton | |
| EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON
THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON FOREVER EVERTON EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON FOREVER EVERTON ANFIELD 84, THE ALL TIME LIST BY SHARP WHEN KING SCORED AGAINST THE REDS HE STRUCK FROM TRUE BLUE HEART ROTTERDAM DOWN 85 A CRACKING GOAL BY SHEEDS WEMBLEY 95, RIDEOUT HE MAN U BEAT EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON FOREVER EVERTON OXFORD 84 THE TURNING POINT BY HEATH GOODISON 86, SPURS WERE KILLED BY REID WEMBLEY 84, WHEN GRAY CAME IN LIKE A SHARK HIGHBURY 87, A BRILLIANT CHIP BY CLARKE EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON FOREVER EVERTON EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON FOREVER EVERTON WEMBLEY 66, A DOUBLE BY TREBILCOCK LATCHFORD 78, THE THIRTY-GOAL SHOW GOODISON 95, THE BARE CHEST BY FERGIE NORWICH 87, THIS ONE’S IN HISTORY EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON FOREVER EVERTON EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON FOREVER EVERTON |
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| Ever True, Ever Blue, Everton | |
| EVER EVERTON WE DO LOVE YOU
YOU’RE PART OF THE BOYS IN BLUE AT HOME OR AWAY PURE FOOTBALL WE PLAY EVER TRUE EVER BLUE EVERTON SEASONS COME SEASONS GO SOME RAIN SOME SNOW FROM THE STANDS AND THE TERRACES TOO WE’LL SING AND WE’LL CHEER THROUGHOUT THE YEAR EVER TRUE EVER BLUE EVERTON FOR WIN, DRAW, LOSE WE’LL STAND BY THE BLUES OUR GOAL IS TO BE SPORTSMEN TRUE A TEAM OF PLAYERS WITH ONLY ONE AIM DEDICATION TO THE GAME EVER TRUE EVER BLUE EVERTON |
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| You’re Shite! | |
| EVERTON EVERTON FOREVER
EVERTON FOREVER EVERTON AT GOODISON PARK WE SHOUT TOGETHER “YOU’RE SHITE!†EVERTON FOREVER EVERTON |
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| Everton’s The Name | |
| EVERTON’S THE NAME
AND FOOTBALL’S THE GAME GOODISON PARK IS WHERE WE PLAY THE BOLD AND THE FREE SUPPORTERS ARE WE WE’LL SING HAPPILY ON OUR WAY WIN OR LOSE WE FOLLOW THE BLUES WE LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW WHATEVER THE WEATHER WE’LL STICK TOGETHER EVERYWHERE WE GO WEAR ALL THE BLUE WE’RE BLUE THROUGH AND THROUGH AND WE’RE A HAPPY BAND OF MEN THE BOLD AND THE FREE SUPPORTERS ARE WE REPEAT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN WIN OR LOSE WE FOLLOW THE BLUES WE LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW WHATEVER THE WEATHER WE’LL STICK TOGETHER EVERYWHERE WE GO EVERTON’S THE NAME AND FOOTBALL’S THE GAME GOODISON PARK IS WHERE WE PLAY THE BOLD AND THE FREE SUPPORTERS ARE WE WE’LL SING HAPPILY ON OUR WAY WIN OR LOSE WE FOLLOW THE BLUES WE LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW WHATEVER THE WEATHER WE’LL STICK TOGETHER EVERYWHERE WE GO EVERTON’S THE NAME AND FOOTBALL’S THE GAME GOODISON PARK IS WHERE WE PLAY THE BOLD AND THE FREE SUPPORTERS ARE WE WE’LL SING HAPPILY ON OUR WAY WIN OR LOSE WE FOLLOW THE BLUES WE LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW WHATEVER THE WEATHER WE’LL STICK TOGETHER EVERYWHERE WE GO |
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| Alex Young Goes Marching On | |
| To the tune of “Glory, Glory Hallelujah” | ST JOHN’S BODY LIES A SMOULDERING IN THE RAIN
ST JOHN’S BODY LIES A SMOULDERING IN THE RAIN ST JOHN’S BODY LIES A SMOULDERING IN THE RAIN ALEX YOUNG GOES MARCHING ON! WHO THE FUCK IS IAN ST JOHN? WHO THE FUCK IS IAN ST JOHN? WHO THE FUCK IS IAN ST JOHN? ALEX YOUNG GOES MARCHING ON! |
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| Robbie Fowler | |
| To the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas | ROBBIE FOWLER – THE ELEPHANT MAN
ROBBIE FOWLER – THE ELEPHANT MAN! |
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| ROBBIE FOWLER’S ILLIGITIMATE
HE AIN’T GOT NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE HE’S GOT AIDS AND HE CAN’T GET RID OF IT DIRTY SMACKHEAD BASTARD! |
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| To the tune of “My Old Man’s A Dustman” | ROBBIE IS A COKE HEAD AND SUCH A GREEDY TWAT
HE SEES A LINE OF CHARLIE AND SAYS “I’M ‘AVIN THAT!” HE TAKES A LINE OFF STEVIE, HE TAKES A LINE OF STIG AND THEN HE GOES THE MOATHOUSE, AND GETS A FUCKING DIG! |
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| Jingle Bells | |
| To the tune of “Jingle Bells”! | JINGLE BELLS, RAFA SMELLS
GERRARD’S GOT V.D. OH WHAT JOY IT IS TO SEE EVERTON F.C. |
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| The Pope Is An Evertonian | |
| THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE
THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE AND THIS IS WHAT HE SANG: “WHO’S THAT TEAM WE CALL THE TOFFEE’S WHO’S THAT TEAM WE ALL ADORE OH – THEY PLAY IN BLUE AND WHITE AND THEY’RE FUCKING DYNAMITE WE’LL SUPPORT THOSE BLUES FOREVER MORE†THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE AND THIS IS WHAT HE SANG: “WHO’S THAT TEAM WE CALL THE RED SHITE WHO’S THAT TEAM WE ALL DESPISE OH – THEY PLAY IN RED AND WHITE AND THEY’RE A PILE OF FUCKING SHITE WE’LL HATE THOSE KOPITES FOREVER MORE†|
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| Inter Milano | |
| IT WAS SHEER DELIGHT ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT
WHEN INTER MILAN SCORED THREE THEY KICKED THE DIRTY KOPITES ALL OVER ITALY OH, INTER MILANO, OH, INTER MILANO ALL OVER ITALY THEY KICKED THE DIRTY KOPITES ALL OVER ITALY THEY KICKED THEM HERE, THEY KICKED THEM THERE THEY KICKED THE KOPITES EVERYWHERE INTER MILANO, INTER MILANO FROM SUNNY ITALY |
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| Knock A Kopite To The Floor | |
| WITH A PLANK OF WOOD AN A TWO BY FOUR (2X4)
WE’LL KNOCK A KOPITE TO THE FLOOR AND WE’LL STAMP ON HIS HEAD TO MAKE SURE HE IS DEAD COS WE HATE L.F.C THEY’RE SHIT! |
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| Sammy Lee | |
| To the tune of “The Quartermaster’s Store” | HE’S FAT, HE’S ROUND
HIS ARSE IS ON THE GROUND SAMMY LEE! SAMMY LEE! |
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| Steve McMahon | |
| OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE
OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEA OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE PROM PROM PROM WHEN THE BRASS BAND PLAYS FUCK OFF McMAHON (FUCK OFF McMAHON) FUCK OFF McMAHON (FUCK OFF McMAHON) |
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| Mark Lawrenson | |
| To the tune of “Knees Up Mother Brown” | WHO’S UP LITTLE BOYS?
WHO’S UP LITTLE BOYS? MARK MARK LAWRENSON MARK MARK LAWRENSON HE’S UP LITTLE BOYS HE’S UP LITTLE BOYS MARK MARK LAWRENSON MARK MARK LAWRENSON |
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| Red & White Shite | |
| RED AND WHITE SHITE
RED AND WHITE SHITE ‘ELLO, ‘ELLO |
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| Arse Of A Sparrow | |
| IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW
AND I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW I’D FLY OVER ANFIELD TOMORROW AND SHIT ON THE BASTARD’S BELOW (BELOW) SHIT ON, SHIT ON SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW (BELOW) |
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| Bill Shankly | |
| BILL SHANKLY WAS AN EVERTONIAN!
BILL SHANKLY WAS AN EVERTONIAN! |
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| WHO’S THAT LYING ON THE CARPET?
WHO’S THAT LYING ON THE FLOOR? IT’S BILL SHANKLY ON HIS BACK AND HE’S HAVIN’ AN HEART ATTACK AND HE WON’T BE GOIN TO WEMBLEY NO MORE |
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| To the tune of “Country House” by Blur | OH HE LIVES IN A BOX, A VERY BIG BOX
BILL SHANKLY HE LIVES NEXT DOOR, RIGHT NEXT DOOR BOB PAISLEY HE’S GOING ON TOP, RIGHT ON TOP RAY KENNEDY! |
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| Graeme Souness Is Dying | |
| ALL THE KOPITES ARE CRYIN’
GRAEME SOUNESS IS DYIN’ OH WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO SPEND YOUR DAY WATCHING GRAEME SOUNESS PASS AWAY |
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| Roy Evans | |
| ROY EVANS C.B.E.
CAN’T BEAT EVERTON F.C. |
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| Gerrard Houllier | |
| ALLEZ, ALLEZ
GERARD HOOF-IER ALLEZ, ALLEZ GERRARD HOOF-IER |
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| Shit Of Merseyside | |
| To the tune of “Cwm Rhondda” | YOU’RE THE SHIT
YOU’RE THE SHIT YOU’RE THE SHIT OF MERSEYSIDE YOU’RE THE SHIT OF MERSEYSIDE! |
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| Spot The Scouser | |
| To the tune of “Cwm Rhondda” | SPOT THE SCOUSER
SPOT THE SCOUSER SPOT THE SCOUSER IN THE KOP! SPOT THE SCOUSER IN THE KOP |
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| Foreigners! | |
| YOU’RE NOT FROM LIVERPOOL
YOU’RE NOT FROM LIVERPOOL YOU’RE NOT FROM LIVERPOOL YOU’RE NOT FROM LIVERPOOL! |
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| Rafael Benitez | |
| To the tune of “La Bamba” | RA RA RA RA RA RA RAFA’S BENEATHUS US
ALWAYS BENEATH US, HE’S RAFA BENEATHUS RAFA BENEATHUS, RAFA BENEATHUS |
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| HE’S BALD, HE’S BENT
HIS ARSE HIS UP FOR RENT BENITEZ! BENITEZ! |
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| Jason McAteer | |
| To the tune of “The Macarena” | HE’S FROM BIRKENHEAD AND HE TALKS LIKE A QUEER
HE’S FROM BIRKENHEAD AND HE TALKS LIKE A QUEER HE’S FROM BIRKENHEAD AND HE TAKES IT UP THE REAR HEH McATEER! |
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| Poor Little Kopite | |
| To the tune of “He’s Only A Poor Little Sparrow” | OH… HE’S JUST A POOR LITTLE KOPITE
HE BRAGS ABOUT PAISLEY AND SHANKS BUT THAT’S ALL FOR SHOW COS AS WE ALL KNOW HE THINKS OF DAVE MOYES WHEN HE WANKS! |
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| Blame It On Traore | |
| To the tune of “Blame It On The Boogie” | DON’T BLAME IT ON BISCAN
DON’T BLAME IT ON HAMMAN DON’T BLAME IT ON FINNAN BLAME IT ON TRAORE! HE JUST CAN’T, HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET! HE JUST CAN’T, HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET! |
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| Steven Gerrard | |
| To the tune of “Daydream Believer” by The Monkeys | CHEER UP STEVIE GERRARD
OH WHAT CAN IT MEAN TO A SAD KOPITE BASTARD AND A SHITE FOOTBALL TEAM? |
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| To the tune of “Let’s All Do The Conga” | GERRARD’S OFF TO CHELSEA
GERRARD’S OFF TO CHELSEA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA GERRARD’S OFF TO CHELSEA …etc. |
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| To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day | STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD
HE THINKS THAT HE’S FUCKING HARD BUT REALLY HE’S JUST A TART STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD |
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| Phil Thompson | |
| To the tune of “The Quartermaster’s Store” | IT’S LONG, IT’S THICK
IT’S BIGGER THAN HIS DICK THOMPSON’S NOSE, THOMPSON’S NOSE! |
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| To the tune of “Cwm Rhondda” | WHERE THE FUCK
WHERE THE FUCK WHERE THE FUCK D’YOU GET THAT NOSE? WHERE THE FUCK D’YOU GET THAT NOSE? |
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| SIT DOWN PINOCCHIO
SIT DOWN PINOCCHIO SIT DOWN PINOCCHIO |
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| BIG NOSE – YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING BIG NOSE
YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING BIG NOSE YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING BIG NOSE! |
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| to the tune of “He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands” | HE’S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD
IN HIS NOSE HE’S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS NOSE HE’S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS NOSE HE’S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS NOSE |
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| To the tune of “Let It Snow” by Nat King Cole | OH THE SHADOW OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTENING
STOPS THE SUN FROM SHINING LIGHT IN YOU CAN SEE IT WHEREVER HE GOES THOMPSON’S NOSE, THOMPSON’S NOSE, THOMPSON’S NOSE! |
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| Worst Champions | |
| To the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountains” — & In response to the inevitable “Champions of Europe” shouts we’ll be getting for the next 30 years | YOU’RE THE WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS WE HAVE SEEN
YOU’RE THE WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS WE HAVE SEEN YOU’RE THE WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS WE HAVE SEEN! |
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| Who The Fuck Are Man United | |
| To the tune of “Glory, Glory, Hallelujah” | THE FAMOUS EVERTON WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE
THE FAMOUS EVERTON WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE THE FAMOUS EVERTON WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID: “WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED? WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED? WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED? AS THE BLUES GO MARCHING ON ON ON!†|
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| Oh Manchester | |
| To the tune of “When The Saints Go Marching In” | OH MANCHESTER (OH MANCHESTER)
IS FULL OF SHIT (IS FULL OF SHIT) OH MANCHESTER IS FULL OF SHIT FULL OF SHIT, SHIT AND MORE SHIT OH MANCHESTER IS FULL OF SHIT |
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| Manchester – Town Full Of Rent Boys | |
| To the tune of “Juantanamera” | TOWN FULL OF RENT BOYS
YOU’RE JUST A TOWN FULL OF RENT BOYS TOWN FULL OF RENT BOYS YOU’RE JUST A TOWN FULL OF RENT BOYS |
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| Wayne Rooney | |
| THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR 30 MILLION
THANK YOU VERY MUCH THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH THANK YOU VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, MUCH! |
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| To the tune of “More, More, More” | COLEEN IS A SLAPPER
SHE PLAYS WITH DIRTY TOYS AND WHEN SHE’S SHAGGING ROONEY SHE THINKS OF DAVEY MOYES DAVEY MOYES, DAVEY MOYES DAVEY DAVEY MOYES HE’S A GINGER JOCK WITH A TWELVE INCH COCK DAVEY, DAVEY MOYES. |
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| To the tune of “Juantanamera” | FAT LITTLE SHITHOUSE
YOU’RE JUST A FAT LITTLE SHITHOUSE FAT LITTLE SHITHOUSE YOU’RE JUST A FAT LITTLE SHITHOUSE |
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| To the tune of “Go West” by The Pet Shop Boys | YOU’RE FAT – AND YOU SLAP YOUR BIRD
YOU’RE FAT – AND YOU SLAP YOUR BIRD YOU’RE FAT – AND YOU SLAP YOUR BIRD… |
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| To the tune of “Juantanamera” | FACE LIKE A SLAPPED ARSE
YOU’VE GOT A FACE LIKE A SLAPPED ARSE FACE LIKE A SLAPPED ARSE YOU’VE GOT A FACE LIKE A SLAPPED ARSE! |
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| To the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas | ONCE A BLUE – ALWAYS A TWAT
ONCE A BLUE – AND ALWAYS FAT |
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| Not From Manchester | |
| YOU’RE NOT FROM MANCHESTER
YOU’RE NOT FROM MANCHESTER YOU’RE NOT FROM MANCHESTER YOU’RE NOT FROM MANCHESTER…etc. |
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| Manchester Scrubs | |
| IN YOUR MANCHESTER SCRUBS
YOU TALK WITH AN ACCENT THAT NO-ONE CAN STAND YOUR UGLY BENT BASTARDS WITH SHIT ON YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MANCHESTER SCRUBS IN YOUR MANCHESTER SCRUBS YOUR MA’S ON THE GAME AND YER DAD’S IN THE NICK YOU CAN’T GET A JOB COS YOU’RE TOO FUCKIN’ THICK IN YOUR MANCHESTER SCRUBS |
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| If you know of any more chants/songs not listed here, please get in touch! |
Once a Blue, Now you're a Red, Play for a team that hates scousers, you Fuckin Dick Head.
Once a Blue, Now you're a Red, Fuck Off Wayne Rooney, we've got Arteta instead.
Steve Gerrard Gerrard,
runs over kids in cars,
beats up Dj's in bars
Steve Gerrard Gerrard
How about this – you will know the tune:
Jo Jo joined the mancs and then he joined the scousers cos he knew the mancs were shite
Jo Jo found his feet and then he found the net
Playing for the blue and white
Get in, get in, get in, you know its where the ball belongs
Get in Jo Jo.
Or what about this one to the tune of Jimmy Jimmy:
Billy Billy, ooooh
Come on Billy Billy make us a goal!