Everton Chants

 
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Matchday Everton

Grand Old Team    

Royal Blue Jersey    

Davey Moyes    

Onward Evertonians    

We Shall Not Be Moved

Pride of Merseyside    

Marching On To Glory    

We Are The Famous EFC

When Skies Are Grey    

It’s A Long Way To Wembley Stadium    

The Everton Boys Are In Town

The Boys Of Everton F.C.    

Street End’s Coming Up The Hill Boys    

Hello, How D’You Do!

The Mighty Everton    

Forever Everton    

Everton We Love You    

We Love You Everton

Goodison Gang    

The Team To Follow    

Greatest Team    

Moyesy’s Army

Tell Me Ma    

Tell Me Ma #2   

E-V   

E-V-E   

Oh Everton    

Walkin’ Down Limey

Singing The Blues   

Pride Of Merseyside   

My True Love Said To Me…   

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Grand Old Team
  HAIL HAIL THE BOYS ARE HERE

WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE

WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE

HAIL HAIL THE BOYS ARE HERE

WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE NOW

FOR IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO PLAY FOR

AND IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO SUPPORT

AND IF, YOU KNOW, YOUR HISTORY

IT’S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR HEART GO

WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

WE DON’T CARE WHAT THE RED SHITE SAY

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE

BECAUSE WE ONLY KNOW IF THERE’S GONNA BE A SHOW

THEN THE EVERTON BOYS WILL BE THERE

EVERTON (WHAT’S OUR NAME)

EVERTON (WHAT’S OUR NAME)

EVERTON (WHAT’S OUR NAME)

EVERTON

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Royal Blue Jersey
  OH WE HATE BILL SHANKLY AND WE HATE ST. JOHN

BUT MOST OF ALL WE HATE BIG RON

AND WE’LL HANG THE KOPITES ONE-BY-ONE

ON THE BANKS OF THE ROYAL BLUE MERSEY

SO TO HELL WITH LIVERPOOL AND RANGERS TOO

THROW THEM ALL IN THE MERSEY

AND WE’LL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

WITH ALL OUR MIGHT

FOR THE BOYS IN THE ROYAL BLUE JERSEY

(Alt ending: AND WE’LL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

FOR THE GREEN AND WHITE

AND THE BOYS IN THOSE EVERTON JERSEYS)

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Davey Moyes
To the tune of “Hooray, Hooray, It’s A Holi-Holiday” (COLEEN IS A SLAPPER

SHE PLAYS WITH DIRTY TOYS

AND WHEN SHE’S SHAGGING ROONEY

SHE THINKS OF DAVEY MOYES…)

DAVEY MOYES, DAVEY MOYES

DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

HE’S GOT RED HAIR BUT WE DON’T CARE

DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

To the tune of “Hooray, Hooray, It’s A Holi-Holiday” DAVEY MOYES, DAVEY MOYES

DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

HE’S A GINGER JOCK WITH A TWELVE INCH COCK

DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

  OH DAVEY MOYES

DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

OHHHHHHHHH DAVEY MOYES

DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

OHHHHHHHHH DAVEY MOYES…etc.

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Onward Evertonians
To the tune of “Onward Christian Soldiers” ONWARD EVERTONIANS

ONWARD FOR TO SEE

SEE THE ROYAL TWIN TOWERS

AND ROYAL WEMBLEY

SEE THE ROYAL BLUE JERSEYS

AS FAITHFUL AS CAN BE

FORGING ON TO VICTORY

AND FIGHTING CONSTANTLY

ONWARD EVERTONIANS

DON’T LET YOUR PRIDE BE MOVED

REMEMBER YOUR SONG FOR WEMBLEY

IS: WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT’S GONNA WIN THE FA CUP (AGAIN)

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

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We Shall Not Be Moved
To the tune of “We Shall Not Be Moved” by The Seekers WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT’S GONNA WIN THE FA CUP (AGAIN)

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

“FA CUP” can be replaced with “Premier League”, “Champions League”, “European Cup” etc.

Alternative Version WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

NOT BY THE SHITE, THE MANCS OR THE COCKNEYS

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS OURS

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS OURS

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

NOT BY THE SHITE, THE MANCS OR THE COCKNEYS

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

THE FA CUP IS OURS

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

THE FA CUP IS OURS

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

NOT BY THE SHITE, THE MANCS OR THE COCKNEYS

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

JUST LIKE A TEAM

THAT’S GONNA WIN THE FUCKING LOT

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

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Pride of Merseyside
To the tune of “Cwm Rhondda” EVERTON, EVERTON

WE’RE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE

WE’RE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE

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While We Go Marching To Glory
  SING A SONG OF GLORY BOYS

WE’LL SING A SONG FOR YOU

MARCHING WITH AN ARMY BOYS

AN ARMY DRESSED IN BLUE

FROM DIXIE LAD TO WEMBLEY

WE’LL SHOW WHAT WE CAN DO

WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY!

EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY

EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY

WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY

WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY!

WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

IN 1977 THO WE ROSE UP LIKE THE SEA

WITH A NEW COMMANDER BY THE NAME OF GORDON LEE

NOW WE’RE ON THE CREST AGAIN

AND BACK WHERE WE SHOULD BE

WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY

EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY

EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY

WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY

WHILE WE’LL GO MARCHING TO GLORY!

EVERTON!

WHEN THE FINAL VICTORY COMES

OH WE’LL BE THERE TO CHEER

EVERTON THE MIGHTY IN ANOTHER MIGHTY YEAR

AND WHEN THE BATTLE STARTS AGAIN

OUR VOICES YOU WILL HEAR

WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY

EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY

EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY

WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR

EVERTON WE’LL STAY

WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY

WE SALUTE THE HEROES WHO GAVE GLORY TO OUR NAME

DIXIE DEAN AND ALL THE BOYS WHO LIT THE SPORTING FLAME

THEY’RE STILL MARCHING WITH US IN THE SPIRIT OF OUR GAME

WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY

EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY

EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY

WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY

WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY

EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY

EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY

WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY

WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY

EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY

EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY

WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY

WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY

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We Are The Famous EFC
To the tune of “Lord Of The Dance” RUN RUN, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE

WE ARE THE FAMOUS E-F-C

AND WE’LL FUCK YOU UP

WHOEVER YOU MAY BE

WE ARE THE FAMOUS E-F-C

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When Skies Are Grey
To the tune of “You Are My Sunshine” by Johnny Cash YOU ARE MY EVERTON

MY ONLY EVERTON

YOU MAKE ME HAPPY

WHEN SKIES ARE GREY

YOU’VE NEVER NOTICED

HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE

MY EVERTON AWAY

OH ALAN HARPER (OO, OO) OH ALAN HARPER, OH ALAN HARPER, OH ALAN HARPER, ALAN HARPER AND ALAN HARPER, SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY EVERTON AWAY

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It’s A Long Way To Wembley Stadium
To the tune of “It’s A Long Way To Tipperary” IT’S A LONG WAY TO WEMBLEY STADIUM

IT’S A LONG WAY TO GO

IT’S A LONG WAY TO WEMBLEY STADIUM

FOR THE GREATEST TEAM I KNOW

GOODBYE UPPER PARLY

FAREWELL CLAYTON SQUARE

IT’S A LONG WAY TO WEMBLEY STADIUM

BUT EVERTON WILL BE THERE

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The Everton Boys Are In Town
  WE ARE THE SCOUSERS

THE COCK OF THE NORTH

WE HATE THE COCKNEY’S

MANCUNIANS OF COURSE

WE ONLY DRINK WHISKEY

AND BOTTLES OF BROWN

THE EVERTON BOYS ARE IN TOWN

NA NA NA…

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The Boys of Everton FC
  THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MY FRIEND

WE TOOK THE STRETFORD END

WE TOOK THE SHED, THE NORTH BANK HIGHBURY

WE’D LIVE THE LIFE WE CHOOSE

WE’D FIGHT AND NEVER LOSE

WE WERE THE BOYS OF EVERTON FC

LA LA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA LA LA LA

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Street End’s Coming Up The Hill Boys
  THE STREET END’S COMING UP THE HILL, BOYS

THE STREET END’S COMING UP THE HILL, BOYS

THEY ALL LAUGH AT US

THEY ALL MOCK AT US

THEY ALL SAY OUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

BORN TO BE A SCOUSER

VICTORIOUS TO BE

IF YOU WANNA WIN THE CUP

THEN YOU’D BETTER HURRY UP

BECAUSE WE’RE EVERTON FC

VICTORIOUS AND GLORIOUS

AND WE’LL TAKE THE SPION KOP BETWEEN THE FOUR OF US!

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Hello, How D’you Do!
  HELLO HELLO HOW DO YOU DO

WE ARE THE BOYS IN ROYAL BLUE

WHERE’ER WE GO WE FEAR NO FOE

WE’LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING LOW

FLYING HIGH, UP IN THE SKY

WE’LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH

WE’RE OUT OF WORK AND ON THE DOLE

SO STICK YER RED FLAG UP YER HOLE

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The Mighty Everton
To the tune of “The Mighty Quinn” by Manfred Mann COME ON WITHOUT

COME ON WITHIN

YOU’LL NOT SEE NOTHING

LIKE THE MIGHTY EVERTON

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Forever Everton
  EVERTON, EVERTON

WE’RE FOREVER EVERTON

ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL

EVERTON’S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL

WE’VE GOT THE BEST SUPPORTERS

ON ANY FOOTBALL GROUND

AS LONG AS THEY’RE BEHIND US

WE’LL NEVER LET THEM DOWN

THE MEN WHO GO FROM MERSEYSIDE

TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS

WILL HEAR THE CALL OF EVERTON

COME RIDING ON THE GREEN

EVERTON, EVERTON

WE’RE FOREVER EVERTON

ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL

EVERTON’S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL

WE’RE THE KINGS OF GOODISON

WE PLAY IN ROYAL BLUE

ON THE BALL THE TOFFEEMEN

WILL PLAY IT SWEET FOR YOU

WE PLAY IT ON THE CARPET

WE PLAY IT IN THE AIR

WHICHEVER WAY WE PLAY IT

WE PLAY IT FAIR AND SQUARE

EVERTON, EVERTON

WE’RE FOREVER EVERTON

ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE

EVERTON’S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL

FOOTBALL

THE STORY THAT IS EVERTON

FROM THE DAYS OF DIXIE DEAN

THE STORY WE WILL CARRY ON

THE GLORY OF OUR TEAM

IN EVERY LAND AND CONTINENT

WHEREVER FOOTBALL GOES

WE’LL PLAY THE GAME THAT’S EVERTON

AND BRING THE HONOURS HOME

EVERTON, EVERTON

WE’RE FOREVER EVERTON

ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL

EVERTON’S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL

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Everton We Love You
To the tune of “Land of Hope and Glory” WE HATE NOTTINGHAM FOREST

WE HATE LIVERPOOL TOO (THEY’RE SHIT)

WE HATE CITY AND UNITED

BUT EVERTON WE LOVE YOU

ALTOGETHER NOW…(repeat song)

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We Love You Everton
  WE LOVE YOU EVERTON

WE DO

WE LOVE YOU EVERTON

WE DO

WE LOVE YOU EVERTON

WE DO

OH EVERTON WE LOVE YOU

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Goodison Gang
  WHEN YOU HEAR THE COPPERS SHOUT

‘HEY PUT THE CANDLES OUT’

WE ARE THE GOODISON GANG

WE HAVE OUR MANNERS

WE SPEND OUR TANNERS

WE ARE THE GOODISON GANG

AND WHEN YOU HEAR THE COPPERS SHOUT

‘OI PUT THE CANDLES OUT’

WE ARE THE GOODISON GANG

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The Team To Follow
To the tune of “The Entertainer” TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU KNOW

EVERTON IS THE TEAM TO FOLLOW

BECAUSE MOYESY IS MAGIC

AND RAFA IS TRAGIC

AND THE MANCS ARE A BUNCH OF ARSEHOLES

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Greatest Team
  AND IT’S EVERTON

EVERTON FC

WE’RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM

THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

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Moyesy’s Army
To the tune of “Tramp! Tramp! Tramp!” aka “The Prisoner’s Hope” by George F. Root WE’RE ON THE MARCH WITH MOYESY’S ARMY

WE’RE ALL GOING TO WEMBLEY

AND WE’LL REALLY SHAKE ‘EM UP

WHEN WE WIN THE F.A. CUP

COS EVERTON ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM

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Tell Me Ma
To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day TELL ME MA, ME MA

I DON’T WANT NO TEA, NO TEA

WE’RE GOIN’ TO WEMBLEY

TELL ME MA, ME MA…

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Tell Me Ma #2
To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day TELL ME MA, ME MA

TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE

WE’RE GOIN’ TO WEMBLEY TWICE

TELL ME MA, ME MA…

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E-V
  E-V

E-V-E-R

E-V-E-R-T-O-N

EVERTON

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E-V-E
To the tune of “Vindaloo” by Fat Les E-V-E

E-V-E

E-V-E-

E-V-E

E-V-E

E-V-E

E-V-E-R

E-V-E-R-T-O-N

EVERTON

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Oh Everton
  OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR NEVILLE SOUTHALL (AND WE LOVE OUR NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR SHAGGY STEVENS (AND WE LOVE OUR SHAGGY STEVENS)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR PSYCHO PAT (AND WE LOVE OUR PSYCHO PAT)

PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR KEV THE RAT (AND WE LOVE OUR KEV THE RAT)

KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT)

PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY

STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR DEGSY MOUNT (AND WE LOVE OUR DEGSY MOUNT)

DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT)

KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT)

PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR PETER REID (AND WE LOVE OUR PETER REID)

PETER REID (PETER REID)

DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT)

KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT)

PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR TRICKY TREV (AND WE LOVE OUR TRICKY TREV)

TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV)

PETER REID (PETER REID)

DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT)

KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT)

PSYCHO PAT

(PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR ANDY GRAY (AND WE LOVE OUR ANDY GRAY)

ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY)

TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV)

PETER REID (PETER REID)

DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT)

KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT)

PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR GRAEME SHARP (AND WE LOVE OUR GRAEME SHARP)

GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP)

ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY)

TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV)

PETER REID (PETER REID)

DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT)

KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT)

PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH

WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR PAUL BRACEWELL (AND WE LOVE OUR PAUL BRACEWELL)

PAUL BRACEWELL (PAUL BRACEWELL)

GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP)

ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY)

TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV)

PETER REID (PETER REID)

DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT)

KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT)

PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR KEVIN SHEEDY (AND WE LOVE OUR KEVIN SHEEDY)

KEVIN SHEEDY (KEVIN SHEEDY)

PAUL BRACEWELL (PAUL BRACEWELL)

GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP)

ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY)

TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV)

PETER REID (PETER REID)

DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT)

KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT)

PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH

EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

AND WE LOVE OUR HOWARD KENDALL (AND WE LOVE OUR HOWARD KENDALL)

HOWARD KENDALL (HOWARD KENDALL)

KEVIN SHEEDY (KEVIN SHEEDY)

PAUL BRACEWELL (PAUL BRACEWELL)

GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP)

ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY)

TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV)

PETER REID (PETER REID)

DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT)

KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT)

PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT)

SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS)

NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL)

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

COS IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO PLAY FOR

AND IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO SUPPORT

AND IF YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY

IT’S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR HEART GO

WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

WE DON’T CARE WHAT THE RED SHITE SAY

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE?

COS WE ONLY KNOW IF THERE’S GONNA BE A SHOW

THEN THE EVERTON BOYS WILL BE THERE

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Wakin’ Down Limey
  I WAS WALKIN’ DOWN LIMEY SWINGIN’ ME CHAIN

WHEN I SAW A COCKNEY – I ASKED HIM HIS NAME

HE CALLED ME A PRICK SO I HIT HIM WITH A BRICK

NOW THAT COCKNEY IS DEAD

NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA…etc.

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Singing The Blues
  WELL I’VE NEVER FELT MORE LIKE SINGING THE BLUES

WHEN EVERTON WIN, AND LIVERPOOL LOSE

OH EVERTON

YOU’VE GOT ME SINGING THE BLUES

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Pride Of Merseyside
  EVERTON, EVERTON

WE’RE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE

WE’RE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE

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My True Love Said To Me…
  ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

A NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN GOAL

ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

THREE PSYCHO PAT

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

FOUR KEV THE RAT

THREE PSYCHO PAT

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT

FOUR KEV THE RAT

THREE PSYCHO PAT

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

SIX PETER REID

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT

FOUR KEV THE

RAT

THREE PSYCHO PAT

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

SEVEN TRICKY TREV

SIX PETER REID

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT

FOUR KEV THE RAT

THREE PSYCHO PAT

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

EIGHT ANDY GRAY

SEVEN TRICKY TREV

SIX PETER REID

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT

FOUR KEV THE RAT

THREE PSYCHO PAT

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

NINE GRAEME SHARP

EIGHT ANDY GRAY

SEVEN TRICKY TREV

SIX PETER REID

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT

FOUR KEV THE RAT

THREE PSYCHO PAT

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE TENTH DAY OF

CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

TEN PAUL BRACEWELL

NINE GRAEME SHARP

EIGHT ANDY GRAY

SEVEN TRICKY TREV

SIX PETER REID

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT

FOUR KEV THE RAT

THREE PSYCHO PAT

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

ELEVEN KEVIN SHEEDY

TEN PAUL BRACEWELL

NINE GRAEME SHARP

EIGHT ANDY GRAY

SEVEN TRICKY TREV

SIX PETER REID

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT

FOUR KEV THE RAT

THREE PSYCHO PAT

TWO SHAGGY STEVENS

AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL

ON THE LAST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME

E-VER-TON

WE LOVE YOU EVERTON WE DO

WE LOVE YOU EVERTON WE DO

OH EVERTON WE LOVE YOU

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European Chants

We’re All Going On A European Tour    

‘Avin A Laff!    

We Shall Not Be Moved (Euro Version)

On The March    

Tell Me Ma    

Tell All The Reds You Know    

Is This The Way…

It’s A Long Way    

Gay Paris    

We’re Goin The Champions League!

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We’re All Going On A European Tour
To the tune of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles WE’RE ALL GOING ON A EUROPEAN TOUR

A EUROPEAN TOUR

A EUROPEAN TOUR

WE’RE ALL GOING ON A EUROPEAN TOUR

A EUROPEAN TOUR

A EUROPEAN TOUR

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‘Avin A Laff!
To the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

WE’RE HAVIN’ A LAUGH

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

WE’RE HAVIN’ A LAUGH

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

WE’RE HAVIN’ A LAUGH!

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We Shall Not Be Moved
To the tune of “We Shall Not Be Moved” by The Seekers WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

JUST LIKE A TEAM

THAT’S GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO EUROPE

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO EUROPE

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

NOT BY MILAN, MADRID OR JUVENTUS

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

JUST LIKE A TEAM

THAT’S GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

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We’re On The March
To the tune of “Tramp! Tramp! Tramp!” aka “The Prisoner’s Hope” by George F. Root WE’RE ON THE MARCH WITH MOYESY’S ARMY

WE’RE ALL GOIN TO GAY PARIS

AND WE’LL REALLY SHAKE THEM UP

WHEN WE WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

COS EVERTON ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM!

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Tell Me Ma
To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day TELL ME MA, ME MA

I DON’T WANT NO TEA, NO TEA

WE’RE GOIN TO GAY PARIS

TELL ME MA, ME MA

To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day TELL ME MA, ME MA

I DON’T WANT NO TEA, NO TEA

WE’RE GOIN TO PSV

TELL ME MA, ME MA

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Tell All The Reds You Know
To the tune of “The Entertainer” TELL ALL THE REDS YOU KNOW

MOYESY’S ARMY IS OFF TO PORTO

AND THERE’LL BE THOUSANDS OF BLUES

WE’LL ALL BE TWATTED ON BOOZE

MOYESY’S ARMY IS OFF TO PORTO

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Is This The Way…
To the tune of “Amarillo” by Tony Christie IS THIS THE WAY TO BARCELONA

AC MILAN AND AS ROMA

DREAMING DREAMS OF BARCELONA

AS DAVEY MOYES MAKES HISTORY

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It’s A Long Way
To the tune of “It’s A Long Way To Tipperary” (famous old War song) IT’S A LONG WAY TO PLAY IN MOSCOW

IT’S A LONG WAY TO GO

IT’S A LONG WAY TO PLAY IN MOSCOW

FOR THE GREATEST TEAM I KNOW

GOODBYE UPPER PARLY

FAREWELL CLAYTON SQUARE

IT’S A LONG WAY TO PLAY IN MOSCOW

BUT THE EVERTON BOYS WILL BE THERE

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Gay Paris
  GAY PARIS! GAY PARIS!

WE’RE THE FAMOUS EVERTON AND WE’RE GOIN TO GAY PARIS

GAY PARIS! GAY PARIS!

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We’re Goin The Champions League!
  WE’RE GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

WE’RE GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US

AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US

AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US

WE’RE GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!

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Player Chants

Nigel Martyn    

Tony Hibbert    

Alesandro Pistone    

Alan Stubbs    

Davey Weir

Joseph Yobo    

Steve Watson    

Mikel Arteta    

Li Tie    

Kevin Kilbane

Tim Cahill    

Leon Osman    

Lee Carsley    

Marcus Bent

James Beattie    

Duncan Ferguson    

James McFadden    

James Vaughan    

Simon Davies

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Nigel Martyn
  ENGLAND’S NUMBER ONE

ENGLAND’S ENGLAND’S NUMBER ONE

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Tony Hibbert
To the tune of “No Limits” by 2Unlimited. TONY, TONY TONY, TONY TONY, TONY TONY HIBBERT

TONY, TONY TONY, TONY TONY, TONY TONY HIBBERT

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Alesandro Pistone
To the tune of “The Quartermaster’s Store” HE’S BLUE AND WHITE

WE ALL AGREE HE’S SHITE

PISTONE,PISTONE

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Alan Stubbs
To the tune of “Hooray, Hooray, It’s A Holi-Holiday” ALAN STUBBS, ALAN STUBBS, ALAN ALAN STUBBS

HE TWATS THE BALL AND SCORES A GOAL

ALAN ALAN STUBBS

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David Weir
  WEIR! WEIR! WEIR!
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Joseph Yobo
  YOBO! YOBO! YOBO!
To the tune of “Tom Hark” by the Piranhas JOEY YOBO, JOEY YOBO, JOEY YOBO…
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Steve Watson
  STEVIE WATSON! STEVIE WATSON!
  HE’S BLUE, HE’S WHITE

AGREES THE TOON ARE SHITE

STEVE WATSON, STEVE WATSON

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Mikel Arteta
  WE ALL AGREE

MIKEL ARTETA IS MAGIC

(IS MAGIC IS MAGIC IS MAGIC)

  ARTETA LA LA LA

ARTETA LA LA LA

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Li Tie
To the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountains” SINGING AYE AYE YIPPY LI TIE

SINGING AYE AYE YIPPY LI TIE

LIKE THE FELLA IN THE CHIPPY

SINGING AYE AYE YIPPY

AYE AYE YIPPY LIE TIE

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Kevin Kilbane
  WHO NEEDS ZINEDINE ZIDANE WHEN WE’VE GOT KEV KILBANE?

WHO NEEDS ZINEDINE ZIDANE WHEN WE’VE GOT KEV KILBANE?

  WE ALL AGREE

KILBANE IS BETTER THAN ZIDANE

To the tune of “I’m The Leader Of The Gang” by Gary Glitter KILBANE KILBANE, KILBANE KILBANE, KILBANE KILBANE KILBANE… KILLER
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Tim Cahill
To the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas TIM CAHILL, TIM CAHILL, TIM CAHILL…
To the tune of “The Mighty Quinn” by Manfred Mann COME ON WITHOUT

COME ON WITHIN

YOU’LL NOT SEE NOTHING LIKE TIM CAHILL

To the tune of “Deck The Halls With Bows Of Holly” TIM CAHILL IS FUCKING BRILL

TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA

LA LA LA LA

To the tune of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF TIM CAHILL’S

A TEAM OF TIM CAHILL’S

A TEAM OF TIM CAHILLS

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Leon Osman
  LEON! LEON! LEON!
  LEON OSMAN, LEON OSMAN, ‘ELLO, ‘ELLO

LEON OSMAN, LEON OSMAN, ‘ELLO, ‘ELLO

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Lee Carsley
To the tune of “Skip To My Lou” WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE RED SHITE NET?

WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE RED SHITE NET?

WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE RED SHITE NET

– SUPER LEE CARSLEY!

SUPER, SUPER LEE

SUPER, SUPER LEE

SUPER, SUPER LEE

SUPER LEE CARSLEY

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Marcus Bent
To the tune of “The Quartermaster’s Store” HE’S HERE, HE’S THERE

HE’S EVERY FUCKING WHERE

MARCUS BENT, MARCUS BENT!

HE RUNS, ALL DAY

JUST TO FUCKIN’ PLAY

MARCUS BENT, MARCUS BENT!

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James Beattie
  CHIM CHIMINEE CHIM CHIMINEE

CHIM CHIM CHIREE

WHO NEEDS WAYNE ROONEY

WHEN WE’VE GOT BEATTIE!

  JAMES BEATTIE LA LA LA

JAMES BEATTIE LA LA LA

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Duncan Ferguson
To the tune of “Go West” by the Pet Shop Boys DUNCAN, DUNCAN FERGUSON

DUNCAN, DUNCAN FERGUSON

DUNCAN, DUNCAN FERGUSON…

  DUNCAN HAD A PIGEON, A PIGEON, A PIGEON

DUNCAN HAD A PIGEON, A PIGEON HE HAD

HE FLEW IT ALL MORNING

HE FLEW IT ALL NIGHT

HE FLEW IT OVER ANFIELD

AND SHIT ON THE SHITE!

  DUNCAN IS OUR HERO

HE WEARS THE NUMBER NINE

HE WEARS HIS SHIRT WITH PRIDE

HE WEARS IT ALL THE TIME

HE WEARS IT IN THE SHOWER

HE WEARS IT ON THE NEST

DUNCAN IS OUR HERO

HE IS THE FUCKING BEST!

To the tune of “Lily The Pink” by The Scaffold WELL WE’LL DRINK A DRINK A DRINK

TO DUNCAN THE KING THE KING THE KING

HE’S THE LEADER OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM

WELL HE’S THE GREATEST, CENTRE-FORWARD

THAT THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLD

HAS EVER SEEN!

  DUNCAN IS OUR HERO

HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN

HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER

AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN

RIO COULDN’T FIND HIM

IT SEEMED HE’D LOST THE PLOT

AND WHEN THE BALL HIT THE NET

HE KNEW IT WAS THE SCOT

DUNCAN IS OUR HERO

HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN

HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER

AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN

HE DID IT BACK IN 95

HE DID IT AGAIN THIS NIGHT

HE BROUGHT THE STADIUM BACK TO LIFE

AND WE’RE STILL ABOVE THE SHITE

DUNCAN IS OUR HERO

HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN

HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER

AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN

HE MADE US FEEL SO VERY PROUD

HE IS A REAL TRUE BLUE

HE RAN ALL NIGHT TO SCORE HIS GOAL

TO SHOW THAT FUCKING ROO

DUNCAN IS OUR HERO

HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN

HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER

AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN

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James McFadden
To the tune of “Old McDonald Had A Farm” JAMES McFADDEN ON THE WING

E-I-E-I-O

AND ON THAT WING HE HAD A TRICK

E-I-E-I-O

WITH A TRICK TRICK HERE

AND A TRICK TRICK THERE

HERE A TRICK, THERE A TRICK

EVERYWHERE A TRICK TRICK

JAMES McFADDEN ON THE WING

E-I-E-I-O

To the tune of Jimmy Mac OH OH OH JIMMY

WE’VE GOT JIMMY MAC

COS WE DON’T NEED ROONEY BACK

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James Vaughan
To the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountains” YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE

YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE

YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY

STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY

STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE

JIMMY VAUGHAN!

To the tune of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY JIMMY VAUGHAN

JIMMY JIMMY VAUGHAN, JIMMY JIMMY VAUGHAN

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Simon Davies
To the tune of “Kiss Him Goodbye” by Hermes House Band SIMON DAVIES, SIMON DAVIES

HEY HEY HEY

SIMON DAVIES

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Ex-Players

Thomas Gravesen    

Joe Max-Moore    

Anders Limpar    

Andrei Kanchelskis

Paul Rideout    

Barry Horne    

Terry Phelan    

Ibrahima Bakayoko

Bob Latchford    

Andy King    

Duncan McKenzie    

John Connolly    

Martin Dobson    

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Thomas Gravesen
  OH TOMMY, TOMMY

TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY GRAVESEN!

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Joe Max-Moore
To the tune of “Cum-by-Yar” HE SCORES GOALS GALORE

JOE MAX-MOORE

HE SCORES GOALS GALORE

JOE MAX-MOORE

HE SCORES GOALS GALORE

JOE MAX-MOORE

JOE MAX-MOORE GOALS GALORE

To the tune of “More, More, More” POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER

SHE IS A DIRTY WHORE

AND WHEN SHE’S SHAGGING BECKHAM

SHE THINKS OF JOE MAX-MOORE

MOORE, MOORE, MOORE

HOW DOES SHE LIKE IT

HOW DOES SHE LIKE IT

JOE MAX-MOORE!

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Anders Limpar
To the tune of “Umpapah” ANDERS, ANDERS LIM-PA-PAR, LIM-PA-PAR, LIM-PA-PAR

ANDERS, ANDERS LIM-PA-PAR, LIM-PA-PA-PA-PAR

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Andrei Kanchelskis
To the tune of “Cossack Dance Music” ANDREI, ANDREI KANCHELSKIS

ANDREI KANCH-ELLLLLLLSKIS OI!

ANDREI, ANDREI KANCHELSKIS…

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Paul Rideout
To the tune of “Kiss Him Goodbye” by Hermes House Band NA NA NA NA (oo oo)

NA NA NA NA

HEY HEY HEY

PAUL RIDEOUT

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Barry Horne
To the tune of “Oops Upside Your Head” WHO NEEDS CANTONA

WHEN WE’VE GOT BARRY HORNE

WHO NEEDS CANTONA

WHEN WE’VE GOT BARRY HORNE!

  BARRY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNE

BARRY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNE

BARRY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNE

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Terry Phelan
To the tune of “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'” YOU ARE MY TERRY PHELAN

WOAH MY TERRY PHELAN

YOU ARE MY

TERRY PHELAN

AND YOU’RE BOSS, BOSS, BOSS!

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Ibrahima Bakayoko
To the tune of “Okey-Kokey” OH THE BAKAYOKO

OH THE BAKAYOKO

YOU PUT YOUR LEFT LEG IN

RIGHT LEG OUT

IN OUT, IN OUT

SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

YOU DO THE BAKAYOKO AND YOU TURN AROUND

THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT

OH THE BAKAYOKO, OH THE BAKAYOKO…

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Bob Latchford
To the tune of “Deck The Halls With Bows Of Holly” BOBBY LATCHFORD WALKS ON WATER

TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA

LA-LA-LA-LA

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Andy King
  OH ANDY IS OUR KING

ANDY IS OUR KING…

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Duncan McKenzie
  WE ALL AGREE

DUNCAN McKENZIE IS MAGIC

IS MAGIC, IS MAGIC, IS MAGIC

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John Connolly
  JOHN CONNOLLY, JOHN CONNOLLY

THE WINGER TO WATCH!

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Martin Dobson
  MARTIN DOBBO, MARTIN DOBBO, HELLO HELLO

MARTIN DOBBO, MARTIN DOBBO, HELLO HELLO

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Classic Everton Songs

Together    

Altogether Now    

Spirit Of The Blues    

Here We Go

Everybody’s Cheering The Blues    

In Our Everton Homes    

Good Old Days of Dixie

My Royal Blue Everton    

Forever Everton    

Ever True, Ever Blue, Everton

You’re Shite!    

Everton’s The Name

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Together
  TOGETHER

WE ARE THE GREATEST TEAM

TOGETHER

WE’RE MAKING HISTORY

TOGETHER

STANDING SIDE-BY-SIDE

TOGETHER

WE WEAR THE SHIRT WITH PRIDE

TOGETHER

WE’LL GIVE IT EVERYTHING

TOGETHER

YOU CAN HEAR US SING

TOGETHER

EVERY BOY AND MAN

TOGETHER

SUPPORTING EVERTON

DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON

DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON

DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON

DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON

TOGETHER

WE’RE GOING TO THE TOP

TOGETHER

WE JUST CAN’T BE STOPPED

TOGETHER

LET’S ALL MAKE A NOISE

TOGETHER

FOR THE GLORY BOYS

TOGETHER

WE’LL GIVE IT EVERYTHING

TOGETHER

YOU CAN HEAR US SING

TOGETHER

EVERY BOY AND MAN

TOGETHER

SUPPORTING EVERTON

DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON

DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON

DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON

DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON

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Altogether Now
To the tune of “Altogether Now” by The Farm EVERTON’S GONNA WIN THE CUP

BIG DAVELS GONNA LIFT IT UP

LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO

ALTOGETHER NOW

ALTOGETHER NOW

ALTOGETHER NOW

FOR EVERTON

REMEMBER BOYS BACK IN 66

WE WON THE CUP WITH CATTERICK

KENDALL’S BOYS IN 84

NOW BIG JOE ROYLE IS COMING BACK FOR MORE

ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER)

ALTOGETHER NOW (ALTOGETHER NOW)

ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER FOR EVER)

FOR EVERTON (ALTOGETHER NOW)

NO SPIRIT STRONGER THAN THE BLUES TODAY

WE’RE GONNA PLAY THE EVERTON WAY

THE GOLDEN VISION, DIXIE DEAN

THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE

BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM

ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER)

ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER)

ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER FOR EVER)

FOR EVERTON (OH OH)

EASY EASY

EASY EASY

EASY EASY

EASY EASY

WE’LL WIN THE CUP AGAIN

EVERTON IN THE HALL OF FAME

GLORY DAYS HERE TO

STAY

JOE’S BLUE ARMY COMING DOWN WEMBLEY WAY

ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER)

ALTOGETHER NOW (OH OH TOGETHER)

ALTOGETHER NOW (FOR EVER FOR EVER)

FOR EVERTON (EVERTON AND EVERTON)

ALTOGETHER NOW (ALTOGETHER)

ALTOGETHER NOW (ALTOGETHER)

ALTOGETHER NOW (OH OH)

FOR EVERTON (FOR EVERTON)

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Spirit Of The Blues
  IT’S THE NEWS FOR THE BLUES

AND THERE’S NO MORE TIME TO LOSE

COS WE’RE HOT ON THE TRAIL

AND THERE’S NO WAY WE’RE GONNA FAIL

SO GET YOU’RE COAT ON AND GET MOVIN

COS WE DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF LOSIN

SO COME ON COME ON

GET DOWN TO GOODISON PARK

(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH)

EVERTON

WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY

EVERTON

THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES

EVERTON

WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY

EVERTON

THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES

WE’RE ON – THE MOVE

COS WE’VE GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE

IT’S NO SURPRISE

THE BLUE BOYS ARE ON THE RISE

SO GET YOU’RE COAT ON AND GET MOVIN

COS WE DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF LOSING

SO COME ON COME ON

GET DOWN TO GOODISON PARK

(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH)

EVERTON

WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY

EVERTON

THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES

EVERTON

WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY

EVERTON

THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES

EVERTON

WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY

EVERTON

THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES

EVERTON

WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY

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Here We Go
  HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW

WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE

AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER

E-V-E-R-T-O-N

WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER

EVERTON FOREVER WE ARE ON OUR WAY TOGETHER

GETTING STRONGER EVERY DAY

WE ARE WINNERS ALL THE WAY

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW

WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE

AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER

E-V-E-R-T-O-N

WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER

WE’RE THE NEW SENSATION

WE’RE THE TALK OF ALL THE NATION

WE’RE SO PROUD TO WEAR THE BLUE

SHARE THIS MAGIC DAY WITH YOU

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW

WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE

AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER

E-V-E-R-T-O-N

WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER

E-V-E-R-T-O-N

WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW

WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE

AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER

E-V-E-R-T-O-N

WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER

E-V-E-R-T-O-N

WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER

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Everybody’s Cheering The Blues
  EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES

EVERYBODY’S SPREADING THE NEWS

EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD

ALL THE KIDS AND MUMS AND DADS

EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES

IF WE STAND AS ONE THEN WE CAN’T LOSE

EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD

TALK OF ALL THE LAND

FROM THE COUNTRY TO THE CITY CENTRE

FROM THE MERSEY UP TO PENNY LANE

CAN YOU FEEL IT IN THE AIR

IT’S GETTING STRONGER EVERYWHERE

AND IT’S GOING TO TAKE US ALL AWAY

EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES

EVERYBODY’S SPREADING THE NEWS

EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD

ALL THE KIDS AND MUMS AND DADS

EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES

IF WE STAND AS ONE THEN WE CAN’T LOSE

EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD

TALK OF ALL THE LAND

WE’RE GETTING READY FOR A GREAT OCCASION

LOOK AT ALL THE HAPPINESS AND JUBILATION

COS WE KNOW THAT IN THE END

YOU’LL WELCOME US BACK HOME AGAIN

YOU KNOW WE WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT YOU

EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES

EVERYBODY’S SPREADING THE NEWS

EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD

ALL THE KIDS AND MUMS AND DADS

EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES

IF WE STAND AS ONE THEN WE CAN’T LOSE

EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD

TALK OF ALL THE LAND

EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES

EVERYBODY’S SPREADING THE NEWS

EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD

ALL THE KIDS AND MUMS AND DADS

EVERYBODY’S CHEERING THE BLUES

IF WE STAND AS ONE THEN WE CAN’T LOSE

EVERYBODY’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD

TALK OF ALL THE LAND

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In Our Everton Homes
  IN OUR EVERTON HOMES

WE SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT EXCEEDINGLY RARE

MEET UNDER A STATUE EXCEEDINGLY BARE

IF YOU WANT A CATHEDRAL WE’VE GOT ONE TO SPARE

IN OUR EVERTON HOMES

IN OUR EVERTON HOMES

DOWN AT GOODISON PARK

WE’LL CHEER FOR THE LADS THAT ARE PLAYING IN BLUE

WHOEVER THEY’RE PLAYING THEY’LL FOLLOW THEM THROUGH

THEY’RE FOOTBALL WILL SPEAK AND THEY’LL DO WHAT THEY DO

DOWN AT GOODISON PARK

DOWN AT GOODISON PARK

WHEN WE’RE AT GOODISON PARK

WE WALK ROUND WITH A FEELING OF HAVING NO CARES

THE MANCS AND THE COCKNEY’S HAD BETTER BEWARE

WHEN WE’RE PLAYING AT WEMBLEY THE LADS WILL BE THERE

AND THEY’LL COME FROM EVERTON HOMES

AND THEY’LL COME FROM EVERTON HOMES

IN OUR EVERTON HOMES

WE SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT EXCEEDINGLY RARE

MEET UNDER A STATUE EXCEEDINGLY BARE

IF YOU WANT A CATHEDRAL WE’VE GOT ONE TO SPARE

IN OUR EVERTON HOMES

IN OUR EVERTON HOMES

FROM OUR EVERTON HOMES

WE’VE SEEN GLORY AT

WEMBLEY, ABROAD AND AT HOME

WE’LL ALWAYS BE CHEERFUL WHEREVER WE ROAM

A SCOUSER IN BLUE IS NEVER ALONE

IF YOU COME FROM AN EVERTON HOME

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Good Old Days of Dixie
  JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE

TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK

THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY

AND DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR

NOW DIXIE DEAN WAS A FOOTBALLING KING

THE FINEST THERE’S EVER BEEN

ALL AROUND THE GROUND HIS PRAISES WE’LL SING

WE’LL NEVER FORGET DIXIE DEAN

JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE

TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK

THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY

AND DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR

IN ONE LEAGUE SEASON BACK IN ‘28

60 GOALS HE SCORED

HE WAS LARGER THAN LIFE AND GREATER THAN GREAT

HIS RECORD WILL STAND FOREVER MORE

JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE

TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK

THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY

AND DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR

THREE GOALS HE NEEDED FROM THAT VERY LAST GAME

AGAINST THE MIGHTY ARSENAL SIDE

NOW HISTORY PROVES, THOSE GUNNERS HE TAMED

HE WAS THE TOAST OF MERSEYSIDE

JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE

TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK

THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY

WHEN DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR

WHEN TIME TOOK ITS TOLL HE SIGNED ON FOR HEAVEN

THE FINAL TRANSFER OF ALL

NOW DIXIE’S THE STAR OF ST PETER’S FIRST ELEVEN

HE’S COACHING GOD TO HEAD THE BALL

JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS OF DIXIE

TO GLORIOUS GOODISON PARK

THOSE PROUD BLUE SHIRTS TOOK THE ROAD DOWN TO WEMBLEY

WHEN DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR

YES DIXIE DEAN HIT THE BAR

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My Royal Blue Everton
  THERE’S A MAN SITTING IN THE STANDS UP IN THE CLOUDS

HIGH ABOVE THE WEMBLEY CROWD

AS HOWARD’S ARMY MARCH ALONG

YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR HIS SONG

A DREAM YOU LOOK FOR COMING TRUE

THE GLORY OF THE BOYS IN BLUE

SENDING A MESSAGE FAR AND WIDE

THEY ARE THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE

OH EVERTON, MY ROYAL BLUE EVERTON

THE GOLDEN VISION’S GLORY ALL AROUND

YOU’LL BE HEARING THE GOODISON CHEERS

FOR A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS

OH THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN

THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN

ONCE AGAIN IT’S ANOTHER CUP FINAL DAY

THE CHAMPIONS MARCH DOWN WEMBLEY WAY

TO CHASE THE HONOURS OF THE GAME

THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THE TOFFEE’S NAME

NEVILLE, DEREK, INCHY, ANDY, GRAEME AND PAT

TREVOR, KEVIN, GARY, PETER, PAUL AND THE RAT

A STORY THAT BEGAN IN ST. DOMINGO VALE

AND ENDS IN THIS – A TOFFEE’S TALE

OH EVERTON, MY ROYAL BLUE EVERTON

THE GOLDEN VISION’S GLORY ALL AROUND

YOU’LL BE HEARING THE GOODISON CHEERS

FOR A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS

OH THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN

THE SCHOOL OF

SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN

BUT ONE DAY ON THE WAY TO WEMBLEY ONCE AGAIN

A HERO WATCHED THE BLUES FIGHT BACK

A LAST MINUTE GOAL THAT PAVED THE WAY

BUT THIS WOULD BE THE SADDEST DAY

AS THE EXCITEMENT MOUNTED THEN

THE WHOLE OF GOODISON LOST A FRIEND

THE END OF AN ERA CAME THAT DAY

AS HARRY CATTERICK PASSED AWAY

BUT I’M SURE JUST BEFORE THE GREAT MAN DIED

I SAW HIM PAUSE TO SAY GOODBYE

FORTY THOUSAND VOICES RAISED IN STYLE

THE WORDS THEY ECHOED MADE HIM SMILE

OH EVERTON, MY ROYAL BLUE EVERTON

THE GOLDEN VISION’S GLORY ALL AROUND

YOU’LL BE HEARING THE GOODISON CHEERS

FOR A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS

OH THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN

THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN

OH EVERTON, MY ROYAL BLUE EVERTON

THE GOLDEN VISION’S GLORY ALL AROUND

YOU’LL BE HEARING THE GOODISON CHEERS

FOR A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS

OH

THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN

THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE NEVER WILL CLOSE DOWN

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Everton, We’re Everton, Forever Everton
  EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON

THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON

FOREVER EVERTON

EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON

THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON

FOREVER EVERTON

ANFIELD 84, THE ALL TIME LIST BY SHARP

WHEN KING SCORED AGAINST THE REDS

HE STRUCK FROM TRUE BLUE HEART

ROTTERDAM DOWN 85 A CRACKING GOAL BY SHEEDS

WEMBLEY 95, RIDEOUT HE MAN U BEAT

EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON

THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON

FOREVER EVERTON

OXFORD 84 THE TURNING POINT BY HEATH

GOODISON 86, SPURS WERE KILLED BY REID

WEMBLEY 84, WHEN GRAY CAME IN LIKE A SHARK

HIGHBURY 87, A BRILLIANT CHIP BY CLARKE

EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON

THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON

FOREVER EVERTON

EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON

THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING

ON

FOREVER EVERTON

WEMBLEY 66, A DOUBLE BY TREBILCOCK

LATCHFORD 78, THE THIRTY-GOAL SHOW

GOODISON 95, THE BARE CHEST BY FERGIE

NORWICH 87, THIS ONE’S IN HISTORY

EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON

THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON

FOREVER EVERTON

EVERTON, WE’RE EVERTON, FOREVER EVERTON

THE BOYS IN BLUE KEEP MARCHING ON

FOREVER EVERTON

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Ever True, Ever Blue, Everton
  EVER EVERTON WE DO LOVE YOU

YOU’RE PART OF THE BOYS IN BLUE

AT HOME OR AWAY

PURE FOOTBALL WE PLAY

EVER TRUE EVER BLUE EVERTON

SEASONS COME SEASONS GO

SOME RAIN SOME SNOW

FROM THE STANDS AND THE TERRACES TOO

WE’LL SING AND WE’LL CHEER

THROUGHOUT THE YEAR

EVER TRUE EVER BLUE EVERTON

FOR WIN, DRAW, LOSE

WE’LL STAND BY THE BLUES

OUR GOAL IS TO BE SPORTSMEN TRUE

A TEAM OF PLAYERS WITH ONLY ONE AIM

DEDICATION TO THE GAME

EVER TRUE EVER BLUE EVERTON

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You’re Shite!
  EVERTON EVERTON FOREVER

EVERTON FOREVER EVERTON

AT GOODISON PARK WE SHOUT TOGETHER

“YOU’RE SHITE!”

EVERTON FOREVER EVERTON

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Everton’s The Name
  EVERTON’S THE NAME

AND FOOTBALL’S THE GAME

GOODISON PARK IS WHERE WE PLAY

THE BOLD AND THE FREE

SUPPORTERS ARE WE

WE’LL SING HAPPILY ON OUR WAY

WIN OR LOSE

WE FOLLOW THE BLUES

WE LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW

WHATEVER THE WEATHER

WE’LL STICK TOGETHER

EVERYWHERE WE GO

WEAR ALL THE BLUE

WE’RE BLUE THROUGH AND THROUGH

AND WE’RE A HAPPY BAND OF MEN

THE BOLD AND THE FREE

SUPPORTERS ARE WE

REPEAT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN

WIN OR LOSE

WE FOLLOW THE BLUES

WE LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW

WHATEVER THE WEATHER

WE’LL STICK TOGETHER

EVERYWHERE WE GO

EVERTON’S THE NAME

AND FOOTBALL’S THE GAME

GOODISON PARK IS WHERE WE PLAY

THE BOLD AND THE FREE

SUPPORTERS ARE WE

WE’LL SING HAPPILY ON OUR WAY

WIN OR LOSE

WE FOLLOW THE BLUES

WE LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW

WHATEVER THE WEATHER

WE’LL STICK TOGETHER

EVERYWHERE WE GO

EVERTON’S THE NAME

AND FOOTBALL’S THE GAME

GOODISON PARK IS WHERE WE PLAY

THE BOLD AND THE FREE

SUPPORTERS ARE WE

WE’LL SING HAPPILY ON OUR WAY

WIN OR LOSE

WE FOLLOW THE BLUES

WE LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW

WHATEVER THE WEATHER

WE’LL STICK TOGETHER

EVERYWHERE WE GO

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Anti-Red Shite

Alex Young Goes Marching On    

Robbie Fowler    

Jingle Bells    

The Pope Is An Evertonian

Inter Milano    

Knock A Kopite    

Sammy Lee    

Steve McMahon    

Mark Lawrenson

Red & White Shite    

Arse Of A Sparrow    

Bill Shankly    

Graeme Souness Is Dying

Roy Evans    

Gerrard Houllier    

Shit Of Merseyside    

Spot The Scouser

Foreigners!    

Rafael Benitez    

Heh McAteer    

Poor Little Kopite

Blame It On Traore    

Steven Gerrard    

Phil Thompson    

Worst Champions

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Alex Young Goes Marching On
To the tune of “Glory, Glory Hallelujah” ST JOHN’S BODY LIES A SMOULDERING IN THE RAIN

ST JOHN’S BODY LIES A SMOULDERING IN THE RAIN

ST JOHN’S BODY LIES A SMOULDERING IN THE RAIN

ALEX YOUNG GOES MARCHING ON!

WHO THE FUCK IS IAN ST JOHN?

WHO THE FUCK IS IAN ST JOHN?

WHO THE FUCK IS IAN ST JOHN?

ALEX YOUNG GOES MARCHING ON!

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Robbie Fowler
To the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas ROBBIE FOWLER – THE ELEPHANT MAN

ROBBIE FOWLER – THE ELEPHANT MAN!

  ROBBIE FOWLER’S ILLIGITIMATE

HE AIN’T GOT NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE

HE’S GOT AIDS AND HE CAN’T GET RID OF IT

DIRTY SMACKHEAD BASTARD!

To the tune of “My Old Man’s A Dustman” ROBBIE IS A COKE HEAD AND SUCH A GREEDY TWAT

HE SEES A LINE OF CHARLIE AND SAYS “I’M ‘AVIN THAT!”

HE TAKES A LINE OFF STEVIE, HE TAKES A LINE OF STIG

AND THEN HE GOES THE MOATHOUSE, AND GETS A FUCKING DIG!

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Jingle Bells
To the tune of “Jingle Bells”! JINGLE BELLS, RAFA SMELLS

GERRARD’S GOT V.D.

OH WHAT JOY IT IS TO SEE

EVERTON F.C.

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The Pope Is An Evertonian
  THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE

THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE

THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE

AND THIS IS WHAT HE SANG:

“WHO’S THAT TEAM WE CALL THE TOFFEE’S

WHO’S THAT TEAM WE ALL ADORE

OH – THEY PLAY IN BLUE AND WHITE

AND THEY’RE FUCKING DYNAMITE

WE’LL SUPPORT THOSE BLUES FOREVER MORE”

THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE

THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE

THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE

AND THIS IS WHAT HE SANG:

“WHO’S THAT TEAM WE CALL THE RED SHITE

WHO’S THAT TEAM WE ALL DESPISE

OH – THEY PLAY IN RED AND WHITE

AND THEY’RE A PILE OF FUCKING SHITE

WE’LL HATE THOSE KOPITES FOREVER MORE”

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Inter Milano
  IT WAS SHEER DELIGHT ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT

WHEN INTER MILAN SCORED THREE

THEY KICKED THE DIRTY KOPITES ALL OVER ITALY

OH, INTER MILANO, OH, INTER MILANO ALL OVER ITALY

THEY KICKED THE DIRTY KOPITES ALL OVER ITALY

THEY KICKED THEM HERE, THEY KICKED THEM THERE

THEY KICKED THE KOPITES EVERYWHERE

INTER MILANO, INTER MILANO

FROM SUNNY ITALY

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Knock A Kopite To The Floor
  WITH A PLANK OF WOOD AN A TWO BY FOUR (2X4)

WE’LL KNOCK A KOPITE TO THE FLOOR

AND WE’LL STAMP ON HIS HEAD

TO MAKE SURE HE IS DEAD

COS WE HATE L.F.C THEY’RE SHIT!

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Sammy Lee
To the tune of “The Quartermaster’s Store” HE’S FAT, HE’S ROUND

HIS ARSE IS ON THE GROUND

SAMMY LEE! SAMMY LEE!

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Steve McMahon
  OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE

OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEA

OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE PROM PROM PROM

WHEN THE BRASS BAND PLAYS

FUCK OFF McMAHON

(FUCK OFF McMAHON)

FUCK OFF McMAHON

(FUCK OFF McMAHON)

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Mark Lawrenson
To the tune of “Knees Up Mother Brown” WHO’S UP LITTLE BOYS?

WHO’S UP LITTLE BOYS?

MARK MARK LAWRENSON

MARK MARK LAWRENSON

HE’S UP LITTLE BOYS

HE’S UP LITTLE BOYS

MARK MARK LAWRENSON

MARK MARK LAWRENSON

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Red & White Shite
  RED AND WHITE SHITE

RED AND WHITE SHITE

‘ELLO, ‘ELLO

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Arse Of A Sparrow
  IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW

AND I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW

I’D FLY OVER ANFIELD TOMORROW

AND SHIT ON THE BASTARD’S BELOW (BELOW)

SHIT ON, SHIT ON

SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW (BELOW)

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Bill Shankly
  BILL SHANKLY WAS AN EVERTONIAN!

BILL SHANKLY WAS AN EVERTONIAN!

  WHO’S THAT LYING ON THE CARPET?

WHO’S THAT LYING ON THE FLOOR?

IT’S BILL SHANKLY ON HIS BACK

AND HE’S HAVIN’ AN HEART ATTACK

AND HE WON’T BE GOIN TO WEMBLEY NO MORE

To the tune of “Country House” by Blur OH HE LIVES IN A BOX, A VERY BIG BOX

BILL SHANKLY

HE LIVES NEXT DOOR, RIGHT NEXT DOOR

BOB PAISLEY

HE’S GOING ON TOP, RIGHT ON TOP

RAY KENNEDY!

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Graeme Souness Is Dying
  ALL THE KOPITES ARE CRYIN’

GRAEME SOUNESS IS DYIN’

OH WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY

TO SPEND YOUR DAY

WATCHING GRAEME SOUNESS PASS AWAY

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Roy Evans
  ROY EVANS C.B.E.

CAN’T BEAT EVERTON F.C.

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Gerrard Houllier
  ALLEZ, ALLEZ

GERARD HOOF-IER

ALLEZ, ALLEZ

GERRARD HOOF-IER

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Shit Of Merseyside
To the tune of “Cwm Rhondda” YOU’RE THE SHIT

YOU’RE THE SHIT

YOU’RE THE SHIT OF MERSEYSIDE

YOU’RE THE SHIT OF MERSEYSIDE!

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Spot The Scouser
To the tune of “Cwm Rhondda” SPOT THE SCOUSER

SPOT THE SCOUSER

SPOT THE SCOUSER IN THE KOP!

SPOT THE SCOUSER IN THE KOP

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Foreigners!
  YOU’RE NOT FROM LIVERPOOL

YOU’RE NOT FROM LIVERPOOL

YOU’RE NOT FROM LIVERPOOL

YOU’RE NOT FROM LIVERPOOL!

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Rafael Benitez
To the tune of “La Bamba” RA RA RA RA RA RA RAFA’S BENEATHUS US

ALWAYS BENEATH US, HE’S RAFA BENEATHUS

RAFA BENEATHUS, RAFA BENEATHUS

  HE’S BALD, HE’S BENT

HIS ARSE HIS UP FOR RENT

BENITEZ! BENITEZ!

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Jason McAteer
To the tune of “The Macarena” HE’S FROM BIRKENHEAD AND HE TALKS LIKE A QUEER

HE’S FROM BIRKENHEAD AND HE TALKS LIKE A QUEER

HE’S FROM BIRKENHEAD AND HE TAKES IT UP THE REAR

HEH McATEER!

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Poor Little Kopite
To the tune of “He’s Only A Poor Little Sparrow” OH… HE’S JUST A POOR LITTLE KOPITE

HE BRAGS ABOUT PAISLEY AND SHANKS

BUT THAT’S ALL FOR SHOW

COS AS WE ALL KNOW

HE THINKS OF DAVE MOYES WHEN HE WANKS!

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Blame It On Traore
To the tune of “Blame It On The Boogie” DON’T BLAME IT ON BISCAN

DON’T BLAME IT ON HAMMAN

DON’T BLAME IT ON FINNAN

BLAME IT ON TRAORE!

HE JUST CAN’T, HE JUST CAN’T

HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET!

HE JUST CAN’T, HE JUST CAN’T

HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET!

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Steven Gerrard
To the tune of “Daydream Believer” by The Monkeys CHEER UP STEVIE GERRARD

OH WHAT CAN IT MEAN

TO A SAD KOPITE BASTARD

AND A SHITE FOOTBALL TEAM?

To the tune of “Let’s All Do The Conga” GERRARD’S OFF TO CHELSEA

GERRARD’S OFF TO CHELSEA

NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA

GERRARD’S OFF TO CHELSEA …etc.

To the tune of “Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD

HE THINKS THAT HE’S FUCKING HARD

BUT REALLY HE’S JUST A TART

STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD

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Phil Thompson
To the tune of “The Quartermaster’s Store” IT’S LONG, IT’S THICK

IT’S BIGGER THAN HIS DICK

THOMPSON’S NOSE, THOMPSON’S NOSE!

To the tune of “Cwm Rhondda” WHERE THE FUCK

WHERE THE FUCK

WHERE THE FUCK D’YOU GET THAT NOSE?

WHERE THE FUCK D’YOU GET THAT NOSE?

  SIT DOWN PINOCCHIO

SIT DOWN PINOCCHIO

SIT DOWN PINOCCHIO

  BIG NOSE – YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING BIG NOSE

YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING BIG NOSE

YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING BIG NOSE!

to the tune of “He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands” HE’S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD

IN HIS NOSE

HE’S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

IN HIS NOSE

HE’S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS NOSE

HE’S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS NOSE

To the tune of “Let It Snow” by Nat King Cole OH THE SHADOW OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTENING

STOPS THE SUN FROM SHINING LIGHT IN

YOU CAN SEE IT WHEREVER HE GOES

THOMPSON’S NOSE, THOMPSON’S NOSE, THOMPSON’S NOSE!

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Worst Champions
To the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountains” — & In response to the inevitable “Champions of Europe” shouts we’ll be getting for the next 30 years YOU’RE THE WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS WE HAVE SEEN

YOU’RE THE WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS WE HAVE SEEN

YOU’RE THE WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS

WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS

WORST FUCKING CHAMPIONS WE HAVE SEEN!

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Other Chants

Who The Fuck Are Man United?    

Oh Manchester    

Rent Boys    

Wayne Rooney

Not From Manchester    

Manchester Scrubs

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Who The Fuck Are Man United
To the tune of “Glory, Glory, Hallelujah” THE FAMOUS EVERTON WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE

THE FAMOUS EVERTON WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE

THE FAMOUS EVERTON WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE

AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID:

“WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED?

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED?

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED?

AS THE BLUES GO MARCHING ON ON ON!”

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Oh Manchester
To the tune of “When The Saints Go Marching In” OH MANCHESTER (OH MANCHESTER)

IS FULL OF SHIT (IS FULL OF SHIT)

OH MANCHESTER IS FULL OF SHIT

FULL OF SHIT, SHIT AND MORE SHIT

OH MANCHESTER IS FULL OF SHIT

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Manchester – Town Full Of Rent Boys
To the tune of “Juantanamera” TOWN FULL OF RENT BOYS

YOU’RE JUST A TOWN FULL OF RENT BOYS

TOWN FULL OF RENT BOYS

YOU’RE JUST A TOWN FULL OF RENT BOYS

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Wayne Rooney
  THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR 30 MILLION

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH

THANK YOU VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, MUCH!

To the tune of “More, More, More” COLEEN IS A SLAPPER

SHE PLAYS WITH DIRTY TOYS

AND WHEN SHE’S SHAGGING ROONEY

SHE THINKS OF DAVEY MOYES

DAVEY MOYES, DAVEY MOYES

DAVEY DAVEY MOYES

HE’S A GINGER JOCK

WITH A TWELVE INCH COCK

DAVEY, DAVEY MOYES.

To the tune of “Juantanamera” FAT LITTLE SHITHOUSE

YOU’RE JUST A FAT LITTLE SHITHOUSE

FAT LITTLE SHITHOUSE

YOU’RE JUST A FAT LITTLE SHITHOUSE

To the tune of “Go West” by The Pet Shop Boys YOU’RE FAT – AND YOU SLAP YOUR BIRD

YOU’RE FAT – AND YOU SLAP YOUR BIRD

YOU’RE FAT – AND YOU SLAP YOUR BIRD…

To the tune of “Juantanamera” FACE LIKE A SLAPPED ARSE

YOU’VE GOT A FACE LIKE A SLAPPED ARSE

FACE LIKE A SLAPPED ARSE

YOU’VE GOT A FACE LIKE A SLAPPED ARSE!

To the tune of “Tom Hark” by The Piranhas ONCE A BLUE – ALWAYS A TWAT

ONCE A BLUE – AND ALWAYS FAT

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Not From Manchester
  YOU’RE NOT FROM MANCHESTER

YOU’RE NOT FROM MANCHESTER

YOU’RE NOT FROM MANCHESTER

YOU’RE NOT FROM MANCHESTER…etc.

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Manchester Scrubs
  IN YOUR MANCHESTER SCRUBS

YOU TALK WITH AN ACCENT THAT NO-ONE CAN STAND

YOUR UGLY BENT BASTARDS WITH SHIT ON YOUR HANDS

IN YOUR MANCHESTER SCRUBS

IN YOUR MANCHESTER SCRUBS

YOUR MA’S ON THE GAME AND YER DAD’S IN THE NICK

YOU CAN’T GET A JOB COS YOU’RE TOO FUCKIN’ THICK

IN YOUR MANCHESTER SCRUBS

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If you know of any more chants/songs not listed here, please get in touch!
4 Comments

4 Comments

  1. admin

    November 19, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Once a Blue, Now you're a Red, Play for a team that hates scousers, you Fuckin Dick Head.

    Once a Blue, Now you're a Red, Fuck Off Wayne Rooney, we've got Arteta instead.

  2. admin

    April 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Steve Gerrard Gerrard,
    runs over kids in cars,
    beats up Dj's in bars
    Steve Gerrard Gerrard

  3. admin

    September 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    How about this – you will know the tune:

    Jo Jo joined the mancs and then he joined the scousers cos he knew the mancs were shite
    Jo Jo found his feet and then he found the net
    Playing for the blue and white
    Get in, get in, get in, you know its where the ball belongs
    Get in Jo Jo.

  4. admin

    September 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Or what about this one to the tune of Jimmy Jimmy:

    Billy Billy, ooooh
    Come on Billy Billy make us a goal!

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