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Mkel Arteta will apparently sign a new deal this summer and pledge the best years of his career to Everton, according to the News of the World. The Sunday rag claims the Spaniard will reject a move to Villa in a bid to repay a debt of gratitude to the Blues, who he reckons have [...]

Following the standard formula Everton have copyrighted when selling their best players over the past decade, reports in the media are now suggesting the Blues have offered Steven Pienaar a record-breaking contract. Said to be the biggest deal ever offered to a player who has worn his hair in pigtails whilst playing for the Blues, [...]

Football website ‘sport.co.uk’ are claiming a source close to Yakubu has said he is going nowhere, and that neither the player himself nor Everton are welcoming a move to West Ham. Yak is currently away with Nigeria (and has just missed a chance you would have bet your house on two years ago) at the [...]