The Mirror are linking Everton with a surprise move for Watford striker Troy Deeney this morning.
As deadline day hots up and Everton yet to make a signing today, despite being linked with almost every living organism known to man, the rumours keep getting weirder and weirder.
Deeney is Watford’s prized asset, but the Mirror reckon they’d let him come to Everton for around £30m.
At 28 Deeney is seen as in his prime and after bagging 15 goals in 43 appearances for Watford last season, was thought likely to be in-demand this summer.
Whether he is Ronald Koeman’s cup of tea or not remains to be seen.