The way CoVid 19 is spreading at the moment, if the season has to be cancelled again - and thats a distinct possibility, there is a chance that whoever is currently top of the table will be awarded the title (or possibly by average points per game if it means one of the “big 6” goes top). Its a mad world at the moment, so you just never know.
If the season does get cancelled, the shite willl be clamouring for the title to just be awarded to them because they're already reigning champions and they've tried to give everyone else a chance by letting Villa put seven past them and have sacrificed the league cup to let someone else have a go. They've been robbed by VAR and Van Dijk tripped over a big green thing and hurt his knee and needed a band-aid and everything but he was a very brave boy and didn't cry so Jurgen bought him a lollipop and an I've been a very brave boy sticker. Mane and Thiago have both had the rona, but have been really brave little soldiers and came back from the brink of death, only for that naughty Richarlison to viciously assault Thiago, causing his whole leg to completely fall off 10 minutes after the game ended and now he needs to go to the workshop to have it welded back on for next week.
Jordan Henderson was robbed of a perfectly good goal in the derby and it's soooo unfair that the title should just be awarded to Liverpool to keep forever and ever because they're the best team in the weeerld ever and they deserve to be compensated for the heinous crimes that occurred at Goodison Park yesterday.
If Jordan Pickford is not serving a life sentence for attempted meeeerder by the end of the week and Richarlison hasn't had his 3 match ban extended until May 2045, and the offside goal that Hendo scored isn't overturned and all the saves that.Pickford made not just awarded as goals since he shouldn't have even still been on the pitch, then Jurgen is going to write a strongly worded letter of complaint to the Guardian and demand that the title be handed to them because they've been through so much and have been treated soooo unfairly.