The problem with Southampton is that they are a decent side who are capable of upsetting anyone, and you never really know which version will turn up. A little bit like us, but worse.
As much as we have improved this season, it's been gut-wrenching to watch us lose against Southampton/Newcastle/Fulham/West Ham (to a lesser extent). This club make you feel like a million dollars, and then make you watch as they burn it all in a firepit.
Please Everton. Just win. Any win will do. An arsecheek. A fluke. It doesn't matter.