In case you are unable to watch the match, here's a recap:
Arteta goes off after being tackled by an invisible player who takes out his hamstring.
We give up a terrible goal.
The match is paused so Jermaine Beckford can go pop some balloons that blow onto the pitch.
Hibbert takes out his competition by blasting a clearance into Coleman's face.
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