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September 09, 2012, 08:25:25 AM
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people who boo opposition players when they go down when they're clearly actually injured.

Hate that too, even more so when they are being helped off to be substituted for the injury.
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September 09, 2012, 09:22:08 PM
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Players who try to pull off some big multi-person celebration when the guy who actually scored just wants to run around and go nuts.

Parents watching their kids football matches who decide to tell the ref how to do their jobs.
Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

September 10, 2012, 02:39:46 AM
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BlueWool


Andy Townsend misusing the word 'literally' ("He's literally threaded it through the eye of a needle there.") See also Jamie Redknapp.


September 10, 2012, 04:06:24 AM
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Lewis


Players who try to pull off some big multi-person celebration when the guy who actually scored just wants to run around and go nuts.

Just as bad when the player that scores pushes team mates out of the way to celebrate on his bill, no need

September 12, 2012, 03:10:27 PM
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"To be honest"

September 16, 2012, 01:00:05 AM
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Mayor Farnum


That old fella that Keegan used to patronise by letting him sit on the bench when Keegan was Newcastle manager. And all such “gestures”.
Ask yourself. "What would Lewis Hamilton say?"


September 16, 2012, 02:03:05 AM
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people who boo opposition players when they go down when they're clearly actually injured.

Agreed. Just because he's able to walk off instead of being carried doesn't mean he dove.
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September 20, 2012, 11:37:43 PM
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When clubs go through "transitional periods". Stupid expression, how long have the Shite been in one of these!?

September 21, 2012, 01:56:11 AM
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macko


"Final peice of the jigsaw".The shite must have one fucking huge puzzle.
We shall not be moved!

September 21, 2012, 07:26:44 PM
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My missus or any woman saying "It's only a game." Don't ask me why it enrages me more than a fella - I don't know.

Maybe because I'm a misogynistic prick?

I have to say that exceptions to the rule, such as our own Lizz88 have my undying respect, but the rest.....   :headbang:
    

I'm only here for the cladding/Bramley Moore Dock updates

September 21, 2012, 07:36:49 PM
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My missus or any woman saying "It's only a game." Don't ask me why it enrages me more than a fella - I don't know.

Maybe because I'm a misogynistic prick?

I have to say that exceptions to the rule, such as our own Lizz88 have my undying respect, but the rest.....   :headbang:

Lizz88's avatar buys her lots of my time.

September 21, 2012, 09:23:57 PM
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Silas

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Good feet for a big man

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September 21, 2012, 10:05:16 PM
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My missus or any woman saying "It's only a game." Don't ask me why it enrages me more than a fella - I don't know.

Maybe because I'm a misogynistic prick?

I have to say that exceptions to the rule, such as our own Lizz88 have my undying respect, but the rest.....   :headbang:

I fucking despise them words especially after the derby

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September 24, 2012, 09:52:54 PM
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Good feet for a big man

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Thank you very much  :snigger:

Pet Hate:

Job 'auditions' on MOTD or Football Focus. They 'pundit' for half an hour and then lift their skirts for prospective employers, saying they are 'waiting' for offers. They always say it's not nice because they are waiting for someone else to 'fail' when we all know that most of them would run over their colleagues legs in their Land Rover Vogues if it would give them their next payday.

Paul "Let's see how far an enraged Scotsman can throw me" Ince was embarrassing on Saturday.

"I've got a 43% win ratio so I'm not a bad manager"

Please hire me, please please please? 'Slurp, Slurp' do you like it when I do that Mr Chairman?

Fuckin whores.
    

I'm only here for the cladding/Bramley Moore Dock updates

October 06, 2012, 05:42:46 AM
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ally2


Players that dive forward when they've been tugged back

Players who let the ball run out for a throw when it's their team's throw anyway.  Then by the time they throw it back into play, they end up losing the ball immediately

Pundits calling for referees to show consistency AND common sense when those two things are polar opposites
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