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January 23, 2017, 05:22:48 PM
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Honestly one of the shite-est players I've ever seen. So bad I almost enjoy it.

I know it's bad but I kind of want him to carry on being absolutely turbo dogshit for Hull so the hilarity continues.

On the other hand the best thing is for him to do well and convince them to spend the money on him.

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January 23, 2017, 05:26:22 PM
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Major Clanger


He's the new Carlos Kaiser.
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January 23, 2017, 06:42:36 PM
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MmmBlueRamirez


He's the new Carlos Kaiser.

Think he's a distant cousin of George Weah......
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January 23, 2017, 06:50:19 PM
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Major Clanger


Think he's a distant cousin of George Weah......

Genuinely, if you read the bio of Carlos Kaiser on wikipedia, you'll find quite a few eerily familiar motifs:

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He later returned to Brazil and started a career as a farce footballer since he "wanted to be a footballer, but did not want to play football", becoming friends of many footballers such as Carlos Alberto Torres, Ricardo Rocha and Renato Gaścho so that he could have a big network to be recommended whenever he needed a new club. With a physical shape similar to professional footballers, but lacking skills, his fraud consisted of signing a short contract and stating that he was lacking match fitness so that he would spend the first weeks only with physical training where he could shine.
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January 23, 2017, 08:32:46 PM
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His agent really should get an award.

January 23, 2017, 08:36:04 PM
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Mick 1995

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His agent really should get an award.

Russian Agent of the Year?

Sounds a bit sinister that though actually


January 23, 2017, 09:18:50 PM
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Russian Agent of the Year?


Only if he gets rid of Trump!
    

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January 27, 2017, 03:30:11 AM
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It had to happen didn't it?
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January 27, 2017, 03:31:37 AM
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It had to happen didn't it?

Recall the loan!

January 27, 2017, 03:34:09 AM
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Shropshire Blue

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He hit the bar earlier.
We need someone like that instead of Lukaku. 😊
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January 27, 2017, 03:34:43 AM
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Agent Moyes and now Agent Niasse are doing a great job of fucking over United

January 27, 2017, 03:55:57 AM
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Suggestion he's a fraud are well off the mark. Clearly unorthodox but lots of positives in his play - worked hard, good movement, strong, hit the bar and scored in a major semi-final against United. If he was half as bad as the sheep on twitter suggest the manager would not have kept him on for 90 minutes despite making three subs. Interesting to see how he goes in the next few months.
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January 27, 2017, 04:01:57 AM
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Shogun

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Played well I thought. A couple of dreadful crosses aside.

Not good quality enough for us but he's clearly a trier and doesn't get knocked down when things go wrong hence why he ended up with a goal tonight.
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January 27, 2017, 04:03:44 AM
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Gash

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I'm firmly in the "he's poor" camp. Honestly, he never looks like he has the ball under control and that's two games in a row where he's tried to beat a man then stuff his cross into the stand. The ball just bounces off his shins and things when he tries to run with it, he really is a poor player. He'll probably score the odd goals and there's no fault with his effort but he's not a Premier League footballer.

January 27, 2017, 04:21:42 AM
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Silas

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He's shite in terms of what we need but he'll bluster through games for Hull and they will like that. He would probably be a decent player in the championship.