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Title: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: sharpattack on January 28, 2014, 01:47:35 AM
Anyone hear anything on the bush telegraph?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 01:51:12 AM
Anyone hear anything on the bush telegraph?

go on...
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 01:51:55 AM
Fill us in sharpy
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Confucius on January 28, 2014, 01:52:52 AM
Anyone hear anything on the bush telegraph?

is this what you mean:

What do you call a guy with no legs and nor arms in a bush?

Russel

Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Alanvideo on January 28, 2014, 01:53:40 AM
McFadden ?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Quality Perm on January 28, 2014, 01:53:51 AM
Major signing apparently................... .fuck knows who for
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 01:54:10 AM
This is going well
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Craig_1878 on January 28, 2014, 01:55:33 AM
let the gifs commence..
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Confucius on January 28, 2014, 01:55:54 AM
What do you call a girl with a toothpick in her hair?



Olive
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Gash on January 28, 2014, 01:56:19 AM
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/at.gif.pagespeed.ce.LQqpR2kDuq.gif)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Quality Perm on January 28, 2014, 01:57:19 AM
The tabloids are going back to broadsheet.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Confucius on January 28, 2014, 01:57:19 AM
Thats your best one ever Gash
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 01:57:35 AM
OMFG!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 01:59:22 AM
What's this thread all about?

I want to know where gash is hiding all these gifs.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 02:01:04 AM
i want one of those chairs!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Amata on January 28, 2014, 02:02:21 AM
What's this thread all about?

I want to know where gash is hiding all these gifs.

Glad im not the only one who hasn't got a clue what is going on.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Ross on January 28, 2014, 02:03:23 AM
i want one of those chairs!

I want a bush telegraph
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 02:04:06 AM
Nothing beats Cosby and the fella on the boat in the gash world of gifs.... Do you have a new one for tomoz gash?? Is this the news?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 02:04:46 AM
I want a bush telegraph

Isn't that a posh porno?

Like the busty broadsheet?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 02:04:59 AM
I want a bush telegraph

there you go -

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjX9pYGqSMS_Cd7177dkhdvINBaZqfAnxxaLJDLCJs-OE6FmwViHGPXV0V)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 02:05:48 AM
It's coming..............
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: marky v on January 28, 2014, 02:07:21 AM
Sharpattack is like that Psychic Clinton Baptiste in Pheonix Nights, drop bombs then fucks off
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Silas on January 28, 2014, 02:09:30 AM
What's this thread all about?

I want to know where gash is hiding all these gifs.

In his gif gaff
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Confucius on January 28, 2014, 02:11:04 AM
In his gif gaff

Gash's giff gaff. I like the sound of that
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Craig_1878 on January 28, 2014, 02:14:23 AM
Sharpattack is like that Psychic Clinton Baptiste in Pheonix Nights, drop bombs then fucks off

Haha, proper creased me up that.

"Now I'm gerrin the word...NONCE!"

Phoenix Nights - Clinton Baptiste (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWmdEqwgit4#ws)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: marky v on January 28, 2014, 02:16:40 AM
yeah mate it's a fucking belter
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Audrey Horne on January 28, 2014, 02:27:21 AM
For fuck sake sharpy, we are already on edge for the game and now you plant this and piss off??
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Shogun on January 28, 2014, 02:28:15 AM
Gash totally delivered.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: JonnyII on January 28, 2014, 02:29:00 AM
Anyone hear anything on the bush telegraph?

Chadli?


Or seems as Baines has signed a long term deal, its Barkeys turn - to A. sign a new contract and B. get linked incessantly to Man ure.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: sharpattack on January 28, 2014, 02:31:13 AM
Watch this space. Seriously
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blueToffee on January 28, 2014, 02:32:42 AM
Watch this space. Seriously

(http://i.imgur.com/g1GTW3v.gif)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: marky v on January 28, 2014, 02:32:59 AM
Watch this space. Seriously

Ravanelli


get in!

Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Bluedylan on January 28, 2014, 02:34:27 AM
Watch this space. Seriously

Come on sharpy lad. If you know summat, pipe up. You've done well to get yourself back in the positive karma points, this could really put you in the clique.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 02:35:13 AM
You pregnant sharpy?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2014, 02:36:24 AM
Watch this space. Seriously

Please tell me its not the " Experienced Argentinian international" rumoured on GOT, the lad was just winding everyone up and admitted so. And are there two different types of space, as I am still watching for the last one  :P
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 02:37:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/g1GTW3v.gif)

Almost the perfect gif. All it's missing is BK doing the shifty eyes.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 02:38:31 AM
Come on sharpy lad. If you know summat, pipe up. You've done well to get yourself back in the positive karma points, this could really put you in the clique.

Gunning for promotion to the top table .
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: indiantoffee1975 on January 28, 2014, 02:39:06 AM
Watch this space. Seriously

This better be good. Something along the lines of Suarez out of the game due to all his teeth knocked out and Gerrard's broken both his legs. Everton have Coleman, Pienaar and Barkley all starting.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 02:39:35 AM
trying so hard not to tool you, sharpy....ffs!!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 02:42:04 AM
trying so hard not to tool you, sharpy....ffs!!
tool him and unless its brilliant news tool him again tomorrow.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Heisenberg on January 28, 2014, 02:42:26 AM
Hibbert contract
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 02:42:54 AM
trying so hard not to tool you, sharpy....ffs!!

I don't think its be fair to tool him in this instance. At least until 24 hours gave passed.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Audrey Horne on January 28, 2014, 02:43:12 AM
Watch this space. Seriously

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b57f8c2f6dd152bea4374510df28136e/tumblr_n02uuakZbI1t7lyfmo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: sirblue57 on January 28, 2014, 02:44:01 AM
Hibbert contract with manure

fixed it for ya.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2014, 02:44:58 AM
Well just give us a clue.. Is it..

1 A takeover
2 A new signing
3 A new contract signing , Barkley/Coleman
4 A new stadium
5 Good news on the injury front

Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Mr. Devil on January 28, 2014, 02:46:02 AM
Well just give us a clue.. Is it..

1 A takeover
2 A new signing
3 A new contract signing , Barkley/Coleman
4 A new stadium
5 Good news on the injury front

I'll have no. 5 please.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 02:46:21 AM
He ain't even on line
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Bluedylan on January 28, 2014, 02:46:50 AM
If this is a misjudged windup, sharpy, you're going to get slaughtered. Just sayin...
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: JonnyII on January 28, 2014, 02:47:15 AM
Its going to be something bad, or completely underwhelming imo

Lukaku to arsenal, 23 Million. Is this it?

http://www.arsenalstation.com/2014/01/27/report-arsenal-interested-in-23m-lukaku-as-chelsea-look-to-sell/? (http://www.arsenalstation.com/2014/01/27/report-arsenal-interested-in-23m-lukaku-as-chelsea-look-to-sell/?)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: 74Blue on January 28, 2014, 02:49:07 AM
If it's a good news day for sharpattack it will probably be Osman announcing his retirement
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Shogun on January 28, 2014, 02:49:58 AM
 Gerrin. New contract for Ossie.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: TheRam on January 28, 2014, 02:50:30 AM
I've just googled "Everton news in the telegraph tomorrow?"

Totally misread the op
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Tinga on January 28, 2014, 02:50:47 AM
Just tell us, fucking hell mate.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: goodtouchforabigman on January 28, 2014, 02:52:09 AM
I'll have no. 5 please.
I'll have all 5 please!!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 02:52:18 AM
Its going to be something bad, or completely underwhelming imo

Lukaku to arsenal, 23 Million. Is this it?

http://www.arsenalstation.com/2014/01/27/report-arsenal-interested-in-23m-lukaku-as-chelsea-look-to-sell/? (http://www.arsenalstation.com/2014/01/27/report-arsenal-interested-in-23m-lukaku-as-chelsea-look-to-sell/?)
that instagram ass story was    good
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Thornton_19 on January 28, 2014, 02:54:48 AM
I'm putting my money on wind up/Suarez to to Madrid
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Gash on January 28, 2014, 02:55:06 AM
Watch this space. Seriously

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/t.hanks_.gif.pagespeed.ce.BOuQ4KlsjB.gif)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 02:55:43 AM
nothing to see here. if we all sneak away, a troll might just appear...



























(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/smiling-troll-face-20325920.jpg)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: ally2 on January 28, 2014, 02:57:10 AM

This better be good. Something along the lines of Suarez out of the game due to all his teeth knocked out and Gerrard's broken both his legs. Everton have Coleman, Pienaar and Barkley all starting.

You forgot Oviedo.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: TheRam on January 28, 2014, 02:57:57 AM
It's most blatantly a wind up.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Heisenberg on January 28, 2014, 02:58:21 AM
kagawa 5mil
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Audrey Horne on January 28, 2014, 02:58:25 AM
If this is a wind up then a ban is only fair gash :hmph:
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Ross on January 28, 2014, 03:01:53 AM
If this is a wind up then a ban is only fair gash :hmph:

Come on Lizz you ban Gash and nothing gets done round here
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: indiantoffee1975 on January 28, 2014, 03:03:05 AM
Weren't Everton having a final training session this evening? I wonder if it's to confirm some of the injury doubts being passed fit to play and start tomorrow evening
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Tinga on January 28, 2014, 03:03:32 AM
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/t.hanks_.gif.pagespeed.ce.BOuQ4KlsjB.gif)

...got a match?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Silas on January 28, 2014, 03:07:11 AM
I asked twitter with dam crazy consequences
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Major Clanger on January 28, 2014, 03:07:24 AM
I have no idea what this thread is about but it seems like good fun.

(http://media.tumblr.com/c9c53ba905ffbdbdaebc5d4da4985651/tumblr_inline_mqcn72HQBh1qz4rgp.jpg)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Heisenberg on January 28, 2014, 03:08:02 AM
Weren't Everton having a final training session this evening? I wonder if it's to confirm some of the injury doubts being passed fit to play and start tomorrow evening

I'd hardly say that the injury news would be worth this build up, or even its own thread
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Audrey Horne on January 28, 2014, 03:08:34 AM
I asked twitter with dam crazy consequences

go on?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Mistertonblue on January 28, 2014, 03:10:48 AM
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/t.hanks_.gif.pagespeed.ce.BOuQ4KlsjB.gif)

Comedy gold.  You Sir have peaked with that.

I'm sat in my front room with the Wife doing her schoolwork* and I can't bring myself to explain why I'm laughing uncontrollably!

* Probably should say that the wife is a schoolteacher.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Silas on January 28, 2014, 03:11:42 AM
go on?

Firstly me asking meant i knew which was really twisted twitter logic. Then i was told everything from sponsorship, Barkley contract to ground share and many other things
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Audrey Horne on January 28, 2014, 03:12:28 AM
Firstly me asking meant i knew which was really twisted twitter logic. Then i was told everything from sponsorship, Barkley contract to ground share and many other things

ground share?? Jesus hahaha
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: TheRam on January 28, 2014, 03:12:39 AM
There is no big announcement.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:12:41 AM
Firstly me asking meant i knew which was really twisted twitter logic. Then i was told everything from sponsorship, Barkley contract to ground share and many other things
your a braver man than me asking on there.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 03:13:12 AM
well, this seems to have killed off all the other threads.

take a look around -

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1158287/tumbleweed-o.gif)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Shropshire Blue on January 28, 2014, 03:16:41 AM
Kenwynne-Jones refuses Cardiff and due at Finch farm tomorrow?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:20:30 AM
Ha ha fucking hell people tweeting journos, Alan myers, the club anyone they can to find out what the big announcement is.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Major Clanger on January 28, 2014, 03:22:13 AM
Comedy gold.  You Sir have peaked with that.

I'm sat in my front room with the Wife doing her schoolwork* and I can't bring myself to explain why I'm laughing uncontrollably!

* Probably should say that the wife is a schoolteacher.

Did she tell you it was your own time you were wasting?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:23:11 AM
The big announcement will be sharpy has had us all over and he is leaving the site
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:24:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/g1GTW3v.gif)

Haha gash has just had his pants pulled down with that gif! Quality.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Analog Kid on January 28, 2014, 03:25:39 AM
Hmmm.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:27:12 AM
I asked twitter with dam crazy consequences

Yes sharpattack has managed to plague twitter with this phantom 'news'.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:28:00 AM
Ha ha fucking hell people tweeting journos, Alan myers, the club anyone they can to find out what the big announcement is.

It's fucking mad isn't it! It's all Silas's fault like.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:29:14 AM
It's fucking mad isn't it! It's all Silas's fault like.
ha how to melt down twitter in ten seconds
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: SonOfSheedy on January 28, 2014, 03:31:25 AM
I knew Frannie Jeffers would be back someday.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: TheRam on January 28, 2014, 03:33:46 AM
Evertonians on twitter are fucking dumb
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Simon Paul on January 28, 2014, 03:35:33 AM
So has twitter gone mad over something posted on here about nothing?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Silas on January 28, 2014, 03:36:09 AM
So has twitter gone mad over something posted on here about nothing?

Like proper mental yeah.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Azz on January 28, 2014, 03:36:41 AM
Someone's actually tweeted Mike Parry asking him if he's heard anything!  The world has gone mad.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blargins on January 28, 2014, 03:38:53 AM
This is actually quite funny. Got to hand it to sharpy on this one, he's played a blinder. lol
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:39:24 AM
Silas let off a bomb
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2014, 03:40:55 AM
Comedy gold.  You Sir have peaked with that.

I'm sat in my front room with the Wife doing her schoolwork* and I can't bring myself to explain why I'm laughing uncontrollably!

* Probably should say that the wife is a schoolteacher.

Never has an asterisk been so important.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:41:30 AM
People will be calling for poor Alan Myres head when this one turns out to be no big announcement. SA has broke twitter.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Analog Kid on January 28, 2014, 03:41:54 AM
wHERe`S LCaB? He`lL kNoW sOMEthInG.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:43:11 AM
wHERe`S LCaB? He`lL kNoW sOMEthInG.
hung up his itk jacket now.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: velimski on January 28, 2014, 03:43:31 AM
First of all can someone at least confirm/deny whether Sharpy is remotely ITK?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: TheRam on January 28, 2014, 03:44:10 AM
First of all can someone at least confirm/deny whether Sharpy is remotely ITK?
First of all can someone at least confirm/deny whether Sharpy is remotely ITK?
First of all can someone at least confirm/deny whether Sharpy is remotely ITK?

Of course he isn't
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blargins on January 28, 2014, 03:44:12 AM
First of all can someone at least confirm/deny whether Sharpy is remotely ITK?

Sharpy is as much itk as I am.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:44:13 AM
First of all can someone at least confirm/deny whether Sharpy is remotely ITK?
motion denied
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Ross on January 28, 2014, 03:44:16 AM
hung up his itk jacket now.

Put back into his straight jacket more like Jim?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Silas on January 28, 2014, 03:44:27 AM
Silas let off a bomb

I should feel guilty but i can't when people are being this fucking loony
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:44:38 AM
First of all can someone at least confirm/deny whether Sharpy is remotely ITK?

Not from what I've seen.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Tinga on January 28, 2014, 03:44:51 AM
First of all can someone at least confirm/deny whether Sharpy is remotely ITK?

ITK about fuckall, yeah.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Analog Kid on January 28, 2014, 03:45:03 AM
First of all can someone at least confirm/deny whether Sharpy is remotely ITK?

Not quite, but he knows a good Osman from a bad one.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:45:31 AM
Put back into his straight jacket more like Jim?
nice lad if you meet him sam... His tweets are mad tho
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: velimski on January 28, 2014, 03:46:55 AM
a resounding no.....in which case i'll happily file it in my 'bollox' folder, and go to bed.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Ross on January 28, 2014, 03:47:57 AM
nice lad if you meet him sam... His tweets are mad tho

Well to be fair all I can go on is his retweets and that appearance on here, neither came across well though
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Thornton_19 on January 28, 2014, 03:48:27 AM
Haha Twitter has gone absolutely bonkers.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:48:41 AM
This is in contention for 'thread of 2014'. The biggest WUM on the site comes out with the most vague ITK shout you'll ever see yet it's sent Evertonians internet wide into meltdown!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Gash on January 28, 2014, 03:48:42 AM
Eight pages.  :eh:
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Good Citizen on January 28, 2014, 03:49:00 AM
"Big news day tomorrow?"

Not going to second guess the happy one, but the question mark doesn't fill me with confidence, it's a friend of a friend type whisper I doubt Sharpy's NSNO's new deep throat. But we'll see. :)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:51:25 AM
Does anyone else reckon sharpattack is reading this in his one direction onesie, pissing himself laughing whilst rubbing muller rice all over his face?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2014, 03:52:05 AM
Its so big even The Daisy Cutter wont print it !. Just popped over to The peoples Forum, its the top headline on there, haha. Sharpy you have created a monster.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:52:24 AM
Does anyone else reckon sharpattack is reading this in his one direction onesie, pissing himself laughing whilst rubbing muller rice all over his face?
I saw him more as a boyzone onsie type
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:53:11 AM
I had him in a boyzone onsie

Ah yeah the Irish connection.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Analog Kid on January 28, 2014, 03:53:27 AM
I had him in a boyzone onsie

You may wanna rephrase that James.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: velimski on January 28, 2014, 03:54:04 AM
Does anyone else reckon sharpattack is reading this in his one direction onesie, pissing himself laughing whilst rubbing muller rice all over his face?

we are finally signing the Brazilian Muller who we tried to sign 20 years ago?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blargins on January 28, 2014, 03:54:33 AM
That's the funniest thing about it, he doesn't even live in the same country! It's like me saying something big's going down tomorrow! (And it is, my water heater's getting fixed).
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Bluedylan on January 28, 2014, 03:54:39 AM
It's drivel and it's an annoying, unnecessary distraction the day before our biggest derby in years.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Ross on January 28, 2014, 03:55:57 AM
It's drivel and it's an annoying, unnecessary distraction the day before our biggest derby in years.

Relax BlueDylan no one on here is playing tomorrow
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 03:55:59 AM
You may wanna rephrase that James.
ha ha ooops
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: velimski on January 28, 2014, 03:56:47 AM
It's drivel and it's an annoying, unnecessary distraction the day before our biggest derby in years.

takes the pressure off the players  :whistle:
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:57:34 AM
There is a twitter sweepstake as to what the announcement is!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Chazman on January 28, 2014, 03:58:25 AM
Bit like the NSNO one a couple of years ago that kept us waiting for nothing in the end.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Azz on January 28, 2014, 03:58:37 AM
 #EvertonAnnouncementSweepstake

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Gash on January 28, 2014, 03:58:54 AM
I'm guessing it's nothing more than Sharpattack's getting his results from the VD clinic?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 03:59:58 AM
I'm guessing it's nothing more than Sharpattack's getting his results from the VD clinic?

Surely you can muster up a gif?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: JonnyII on January 28, 2014, 04:00:28 AM
Everton kits to be sold in Ireland ;)

the Irish blues have been campaigning for a while now to have this actioned. I know alan Myers was looking into it 
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Good Citizen on January 28, 2014, 04:00:51 AM
Osman new contract 10/1
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Running Blue on January 28, 2014, 04:02:00 AM
The big news is coming tomorrow evening... that we won the derby :)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 04:02:05 AM
Everton hospitality have added the sports package to their sky subscription 7/1.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Gash on January 28, 2014, 04:03:11 AM
Surely you can muster up a gif?

That wouldn't be pretty.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 04:03:41 AM
I'm guessing it's nothing more than Sharpattack's getting his results from the VD clinic?
bastard put this in the wrong forum too
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Gash on January 28, 2014, 04:04:27 AM
bastard put this in the wrong forum too

We have a VD forum?  :shock:
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Goaljira on January 28, 2014, 04:05:03 AM
It'll be 'Standby Operation Goodison exercise....'
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Analog Kid on January 28, 2014, 04:05:24 AM
Oviedo is getting his titanium legs fitted at lunchtime. Gareth Barry is having a similar op done next week, only having the body of ED-209 fitted.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 04:05:38 AM
We have a VD forum?  :shock:

The liverpool forum?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Ross on January 28, 2014, 04:07:33 AM
We have a VD forum?  :shock:

Don't worry Gash, Cons the mod on there
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 04:10:34 AM
thank fuck i don't go on twitter.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 04:11:04 AM
Just to clarify Alan Myers doesn't know anything about an announcement.

#prayforsharpattack
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Confucius on January 28, 2014, 04:12:00 AM
I absolutely love this thread. hats off to Sharpie. he broke the internet with 4 little words. Everybody should cool and like the guy. he deserves karma points for an epic thread that will go into Lower Burrens for sure
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blargins on January 28, 2014, 04:12:03 AM
Just to clarify Alan Myres doesn't know anything about an announcement.

#prayforsharpattack

Ah but what about Alan Myers?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Gash on January 28, 2014, 04:13:42 AM
I absolutely love this thread. hats off to Sharpie. he broke the internet with 4 little words. Everybody should cool and like the guy. he deserves karma points for an epic thread that will go into Lower Burrens for sure

Just as he was heading in the right direction he's been tooled to death.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 04:13:59 AM
Ah but what about Alan Myers?

 :blush:
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: SPJ on January 28, 2014, 04:14:28 AM
Ince
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 04:15:03 AM
I still don't know what a bush telegraph is?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 04:15:22 AM
Ince
could be onto sommet there.........
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2014, 04:15:31 AM
Ah but what about Alan Myers?

Might as well be Michael Myers ...As far as Sharpattack is concerned!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Goaljira on January 28, 2014, 04:16:58 AM

Might as well be Michael Myers ...As far as Sharpattack is concerned!

We're being bought by Dr Evil?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Ross on January 28, 2014, 04:19:46 AM
We're being bought by Dr Evil?

(http://techcitement.com/admin/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dr-evil.jpg)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Running Blue on January 28, 2014, 04:20:15 AM
Did anyone notice what Sharp's karma was when this thread started? 
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Shogun on January 28, 2014, 04:20:49 AM
It was 3 I think.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Tony Clifton on January 28, 2014, 04:21:01 AM
Just had a text off Sharpy: "Whoops, wrong forum..."
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 04:21:03 AM
Did anyone notice what Sharp's karma was when this thread started?
think it was plus 7
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 04:28:31 AM
I bets sharpys bombshell has increased website traffic tenfold tonight. Si will be delighted.

Title: Everton Announcement Sweepstake
Post by: Jimbo and the Jetset on January 28, 2014, 04:29:15 AM
Bill had the Fellaini money on batista to win the Royal Rumble.

The NTL cheque has cleared.

Oviedo has run it off and he's starting tomorrow.

FREE worldwide delivery when you shop at Everton Direct. 

Someone's found Li Wei Feng dead in Hot Wok's loft.


Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blargins on January 28, 2014, 04:29:32 AM
Twitters shares have gone through the roof.
Title: Re: Everton Announcement Sweepstake
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 04:29:50 AM
Big fuck off thread below says hi.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 04:30:46 AM
^merged

Top modding......lol
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Tony Clifton on January 28, 2014, 04:30:55 AM
160+ guests a few minutes ago...  and Sharpy ain't coming back.  Win win?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Tony Clifton on January 28, 2014, 04:32:37 AM
Bill had the Fellaini money on batista to win the Royal Rumble.

The NTL cheque has cleared.

Oviedo has run it off and he's starting tomorrow.

FREE worldwide delivery when you shop at Everton Direct. 

Someone's found Li Wei Feng dead in Hot Wok's loft.




Sick person you are.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 04:37:31 AM
I think it was typo. It should have read "big Nevs day tomorrow" but sharpy fucked it up.

Southall is the guest of honour at Anfield tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Confucius on January 28, 2014, 04:38:35 AM
Might as well be Michael Myers ...As far as Sharpattack is concerned!

He is a kopite
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: velimski on January 28, 2014, 04:40:18 AM
I think it was typo. It should have read "big Nevs day tomorrow" but sharpy fucked it up.

Southall is the guest of honour at Anfield tomorrow night.

or he might be getting married?

no, that would be 'big Nev's big day tomorrow' wouldn't it!?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Tinga on January 28, 2014, 04:45:17 AM
Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 12 hours.

ffs
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blueski on January 28, 2014, 04:46:45 AM
well if he is actually correct I have to say the club has taken big strides forward on the positivity front to time good news on derby day

if not and its a wind up I'll be having a laugh too, so either way its a bonus that might reduce the pregame shakes
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 04:47:39 AM
I've heard it's something to do with sponsorship.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Gash on January 28, 2014, 04:48:50 AM
If heard it's something to do with sponsorship.

That's a big if.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: jongre123 on January 28, 2014, 04:49:51 AM
Watch this space. Seriously


(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Gary-Coleman-wtf.gif)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 04:50:00 AM
The most reasonable thing I have read is we are signing Barry so we can get another loan in
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 04:50:25 AM
That's a big if.

Haha must be time for bed.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Geordie Blue on January 28, 2014, 04:54:03 AM
I see Barcelona have said Messi is not for sale (BBC Sport) - smokescreen?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: JonnyII on January 28, 2014, 04:54:40 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ross-barkley-return-lifts-everton-3067816? (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ross-barkley-return-lifts-everton-3067816?)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 05:01:58 AM
well, if jags, distin, and seamus don't make it, the big news could be that we start without a decent defence against the shite :(
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Brownie on January 28, 2014, 05:05:06 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ross-barkley-return-lifts-everton-3067816? (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ross-barkley-return-lifts-everton-3067816?)

Check out that comment at the bottom. What a cunt
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 05:07:06 AM
Check out that comment at the bottom. What a cunt

missed that. you're right. what a cunt.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: JonnyII on January 28, 2014, 05:08:26 AM
Check out that comment at the bottom. What a cunt

Unbelieveable
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Running Blue on January 28, 2014, 05:10:43 AM
Check out that comment at the bottom. What a cunt

His comment is too ridiculous to be "cunt" worthy.   
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: hill135 on January 28, 2014, 05:13:45 AM
Is Distin really an injury doubt? I just assumed he was rested for the cup game.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: BrotherEstapol on January 28, 2014, 05:28:49 AM
Looking forward to sharpattack's return.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tumblr_ljh0puClWT1qfkt17.gif)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: dazfrancis on January 28, 2014, 05:33:15 AM
Osman to announce his retirement and sharpattack to wank himself into infinity
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Running Blue on January 28, 2014, 05:35:39 AM
Looking forward to sharpattack's return.


Sharp seems like an honest enough fellow.  I wish he had given a little bit more information so I knew what to bet my house on.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blueToffee on January 28, 2014, 05:59:47 AM
It's always great in here when for whatever reason a thread takes off like this.

Plus it's taken my mind off the derby so for that alone I'm strangely thankful.

I'll save my cool/tools until tomorrow and see where things settle.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Sir Stealth on January 28, 2014, 06:01:51 AM
to be fair to sharpattack he hasn't said he knows anything, he's just asking if anyone knows anything!

I'm sure this was on twitter before he said anything, its probably just a rumour thats spread out of control
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blueToffee on January 28, 2014, 06:04:29 AM
to be fair to sharpattack he hasn't said he knows anything, he's just asking if anyone knows anything!

I'm sure this was on twitter before he said anything, its probably just a rumour thats spread out of control


I think if he'd left it at the initial question this wouldn't have caused nearly as much fuss. It's the "Watch this space. Seriously." follow up that took it from a question to a statement which in turn brought on the meltdown.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Sir Stealth on January 28, 2014, 06:09:21 AM
I think if he'd left it at the initial question this wouldn't have caused nearly as much fuss. It's the "Watch this space. Seriously." follow up that took it from a question to a statement which in turn brought on the meltdown.

oh yeah forgot about that!

haha he's played a blinder there by just fucking off after he said that

these type of things happen loads!and our fans always eat it up!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Confucius on January 28, 2014, 06:09:49 AM
Have I mentioned I love this place when threads like this happen.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blueski on January 28, 2014, 08:45:10 AM
as of this very moment, his karma has settled on 0; watch that space tomorrow! LOL
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: GLewis on January 28, 2014, 12:55:45 PM
Sensational stuff.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 01:18:18 PM
Morning everyone. Today is the day. I'm so unbelievably excited I just we'd myself a little bit.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: DannyR on January 28, 2014, 01:31:35 PM

Morning everyone. Today is the day. I'm so unbelievably excited I just we'd myself a little bit.
I've been up since 6am waiting for this news
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 01:59:14 PM
Wonder if Sharpy will announce it or just sit back and wait?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2014, 03:11:55 PM
Morning everyone. Today is the day. I'm so unbelievably excited I just we'd myself a little bit.

That comes with age mate  :)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2014, 03:13:33 PM
as of this very moment, his karma has settled on 0; watch that space tomorrow! LOL

Dont think its bottomed out yet fella  ;D
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Thornton_19 on January 28, 2014, 03:27:26 PM
This thread is incredible. So excited for today and the impending announcement.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Good Citizen on January 28, 2014, 03:30:37 PM
I've blu tacked my F5 key and I sit here in a state of permanent refresh and anticipation.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Gash on January 28, 2014, 03:42:41 PM
(http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n490/elcarnicerobutcher/gifs/waiting.gif)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 04:07:25 PM
that was a relief. the 12 hours must have just expired...
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Ross on January 28, 2014, 04:11:59 PM
that was a relief. the 12 hours must have just expired...

Seems like only yesterday ha blob!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Bobbyconrad on January 28, 2014, 04:48:29 PM
I just had another email offering me free worldwide delivery on Everton merchandise purchased from the store to celebrate baines contract extension. Is it that?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Simon Paul on January 28, 2014, 04:50:57 PM
there are genuine tears here, 14 pages!!! hahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Dreggs on January 28, 2014, 04:59:33 PM
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Danny on January 28, 2014, 05:22:46 PM
there are genuine tears here, 14 pages!!! hahahahahahaha!

Im more amazed theres only been 2 new pages since last night.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Glory on January 28, 2014, 05:23:16 PM
Surely it has to be Garbutt being recalled from Colchester
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Major Clanger on January 28, 2014, 05:30:58 PM
Surely it has to be Garbutt being recalled from Colchester

Beat me to it.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: DannyR on January 28, 2014, 05:41:20 PM
The news is I have a hole in my work shoes and wet feet!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2014, 05:47:50 PM
Has there been a missing persons gone out on Sharpattack yet ? Genuinely wirried here  :o
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Barry1878 on January 28, 2014, 05:49:15 PM
Won't be a takeover then with wads of cash after calling Garbutt back !
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: BrotherEstapol on January 28, 2014, 05:50:19 PM
"BrotherEstapol, ellz18, Barry1878, Silas, Might need a new name, Danny, pjk, tonypefc, KevtheRat, Bobbyconrad, preki007 and 31 Guests are viewing this topic."

GOLD
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Danny on January 28, 2014, 05:51:44 PM
"BrotherEstapol, ellz18, Barry1878, Silas, Might need a new name, Danny, pjk, tonypefc, KevtheRat, Bobbyconrad, preki007 and 31 Guests are viewing this topic."

GOLD

Damn straight mate, skyved the morning off uni for this!!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Bluedylan on January 28, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
"BrotherEstapol, ellz18, Barry1878, Silas, Might need a new name, Danny, pjk, tonypefc, KevtheRat, Bobbyconrad, preki007 and 31 Guests are viewing this topic."

GOLD

At one point last night there were over 200 guests on this thread, plus members, essentially reading a variety of in-jokes about sharpy.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: april on January 28, 2014, 06:07:17 PM
I've just wasted 15 minutes reading this thread. Never getting that time back. Sharpattack, it's a mark off for you and a plus point for anyone who has had a go at you, ever.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 06:08:55 PM
At one point last night there were over 200 guests on this thread, plus members, essentially reading a variety of in-jokes about sharpy.

Well, the troll was well and truly fed!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Simon Paul on January 28, 2014, 07:55:25 PM
At one point last night there were over 200 guests on this thread, plus members, essentially reading a variety of in-jokes about sharpy.

every time I come into this thread I cry laughing

Sharpattack is a well known wind-up merchant and said almost nothing at all, and yet it's spiralled into something mental

I couldn't have done this if I'd tried!
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: stirlingblue on January 28, 2014, 07:59:34 PM
every time I come into this thread I cry laughing

Sharpattack is a well known wind-up merchant and said almost nothing at all, and yet it's spiralled into something mental

I couldn't have done this if I'd tried!

Is he getting some sort of kickback for the amount of hits the site will have had in the last 24 hours?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Simon Paul on January 28, 2014, 08:01:01 PM
Is he getting some sort of kickback for the amount of hits the site will have had in the last 24 hours?

he wouldn't want the kickbacks I have in mind ;)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: jongre123 on January 28, 2014, 08:01:37 PM
...
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 08:09:58 PM
he'll probably come back with the 'tomorrow never comes' line :)

ffs, sharpy.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2014, 08:11:39 PM
every time I come into this thread I cry laughing

Sharpattack is a well known wind-up merchant and said almost nothing at all, and yet it's spiralled into something mental

I couldn't have done this if I'd tried!

He said them immortal words "Watch this space" Si, like a red rag to a bull with us Evertonians.  :P
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Danny on January 28, 2014, 08:19:30 PM
He said them immortal words "Watch this space" Si, like a red rag to a bull with us Evertonians.  :P

"And Sharpattack said watch this space, and they did"
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Alfie Noakes on January 28, 2014, 09:32:50 PM
This reminds me of that old joke:

'How do you keep an idiot in suspense?'
'I'll tell you tomorrow.'

(No, of course you're not idiots- I read the thread too!)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: TheRam on January 28, 2014, 10:01:02 PM
This reminds me of that old joke:

'How do you keep an idiot in suspense?'
'I'll tell you tomorrow.'

(No, of course you're not idiots- I read the thread too!)

The people who believed him are idiots
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Paddockoldie on January 28, 2014, 10:25:13 PM
I saw the thread start and then develop and to be honest, i just didn't get it even though others seemed to think it was hilarious??
Waste of reading for me and pointless.. I was gonna start one by asking if anyone wanted a spare ticket for tonight, then ignore the replies and see how hilarious that was....

Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Eddie on January 28, 2014, 10:53:31 PM
I saw the thread start and then develop and to be honest, i just didn't get it even though others seemed to think it was hilarious??
Waste of reading for me and pointless.. I was gonna start one by asking if anyone wanted a spare ticket for tonight, then ignore the replies and see how hilarious that was....



I think the fact it went bigger than Ben hur based on absolutely nothing was what was funny about it. To some.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 11:05:43 PM
give this thread to blarg, to blow up with his boiler.

more important things than sharpy this evening.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: sharpattack on January 28, 2014, 11:10:58 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y183/sharpattack/airplane-sniffing-glue_zps3a6cc59a.jpg)[/URL]
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 28, 2014, 11:18:44 PM
We all have our off days Sharpy.......
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Heisenberg on January 28, 2014, 11:22:45 PM
gobshite
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: sharpattack on January 28, 2014, 11:31:35 PM
gobshite
Come on. 16 pages and 225 replies. Not too shabby
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 28, 2014, 11:37:08 PM
Come on. 16 pages and 225 replies. Not too shabby
you were nearly as Internet famous as that scouse bloke whose a chick and said Brendan put it up his ass
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blue slug on January 28, 2014, 11:39:50 PM
Fair play sharpy you created a monster there have a cool
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blob on January 28, 2014, 11:40:57 PM
fuck this 12 hour tooling limit   :hmph:
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: jongre123 on January 28, 2014, 11:48:40 PM
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lol.gif)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: sirblue57 on January 28, 2014, 11:51:45 PM
fuck this 12 hour tooling limit   :hmph:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
this .
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Heisenberg on January 28, 2014, 11:54:22 PM
(http://i1.dailypost.co.uk/incoming/article2619224.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/pics-image-11-854103258-2619224.jpg)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Heisenberg on January 28, 2014, 11:55:05 PM
(http://i4.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article3007533.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/leon-osman-620-315296021-3007533.jpg)
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Danny on January 28, 2014, 11:55:13 PM
fuck this 12 hour tooling limit   :hmph:

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Conspiracy
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Bluedylan on January 28, 2014, 11:55:50 PM
Come on. 16 pages and 225 replies. Not too shabby

It was obviously a wind-up from the beginning, but you're still a cock for doing it. We've got other shit to stress about, in case you hadn't noticed.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: WiltshireBlue on January 29, 2014, 12:00:45 AM
(http://i1.dailypost.co.uk/incoming/article2619224.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/pics-image-11-854103258-2619224.jpg)

Take 1 cool and 1 tomorrow for the second pic.

Can't really believe I read this through! Hilarious my arse
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Analog Kid on January 29, 2014, 12:01:24 AM
Come on. 16 pages and 225 replies. Not too shabby

So, what yer saying..?
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blargins on January 29, 2014, 12:01:50 AM
Well, it took your mind off the other shit. I thought it was one of the funniest things he's done on here. Fair play.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: WiltshireBlue on January 29, 2014, 12:02:18 AM
So, what yer saying..?

I think he means he is a cock of gargantuan proportions
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: The Analog Kid on January 29, 2014, 12:06:41 AM
Well, it took your mind off the other shit. I thought it was one of the funniest things he's done on here. Fair play.

I got lost after page two anyway.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: blargins on January 29, 2014, 12:11:59 AM
I got lost after page two anyway.

I didn't read it til the latter stages.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Confucius on January 29, 2014, 12:23:52 AM
Brilliant SHarpie, top stuff mate.

Brilliant be Heisenberg posting OSman pics.

This place is amazing
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: MmmblueBernard on January 29, 2014, 12:32:29 AM
I reckon Sharpy is NSNOs hired goon. The subscription money has been sent to Sharpy to make a tit if himself to increase site traffic.

Worked a treat.

Bravo Si, bravo.
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Confucius on January 29, 2014, 01:23:52 AM
I reckon Sharpy is NSNOs hired goon. The subscription money has been sent to Sharpy to make a tit if himself to increase site traffic.

Worked a treat.

Bravo Si, bravo.

Every village needs an ...
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: goodtouchforabigman on January 29, 2014, 01:40:41 AM
Well that was a bit shit wasn't it.

COYB
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Echoance on January 29, 2014, 02:53:51 AM
Watch this space.

I think I've found Sharp's space...

:(
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 29, 2014, 04:02:03 AM
Just watched the big space at anfield. Thank fuck it was on bt so sky will ignore it
Title: Re: Big News day tomorrow?
Post by: Bally on January 29, 2014, 04:25:28 AM
This tjread and the outcome of it has just cheered me up after watching that fucking shitehawke display


Well in sharpy lad