It's a sad affair when there's probably as many if not more posters who have never seen us win there than posters who have
Don't worry about it lids. I was sat having a few bevvies with Moshiri at his London gaff last night (nice place, 2-bedroom - even in London! Minted) and he showed me his long-term plan for Everton. I can remember it word for word. It read like this:
by Farhad Moshiri (aged 61 and 3/4)
Over the next decade turn over the stat that has them winning more derbies than us
If this is achieved, then other success such as league trophies, cup trophies and European trophies will have happened along the way too.
Signed (in blood)