I see that Ings is smashing them in this season.......
Hard to score goals on the treatment table.
They miss Vokes massively. Absolutley fuck all in that midfield though.
We can take nothing for granted. And I fully endorse everything BD just said. Saved me a metric f-ckton of typing.
Anyone else think Burnley's badge looks like it's been made on Pro Evo?
It's very 16-bitNot a patch on Shogun's graphics above!
Really hope Coleman is back for this
Be surprised if Barkley starts this one.
EFC XI to face Burnley: Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Alcaraz, Coleman, Naismith, McCarthy, Barry, Osman, Eto'o, Lukaku
— Everton (@Everton) October 26, 2014
Lukaku on the right then?
Lukaku on the right then?
Gutted Ross ain't starting this one.
are we on tv first?...yeah, so sky start rabbiting on about manfuckingchester ufuckingnited, and fuckpigging chelsea. bastards. :headbang:To be fair I doubt many neutrals would hang around to watch an hour previewing Burnley v Everton...
are we on tv first?...yeah, so sky start rabbiting on about manfuckingchester ufuckingnited, and fuckpigging chelsea. bastards. :headbang:
To be fair I doubt many neutrals would hang around to watch an hour previewing Burnley v Everton...
are we on tv first?...yeah, so sky start rabbiting on about manfuckingchester ufuckingnited, and fuckpigging chelsea. bastards. :headbang:
So no distin in the squad.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B036UbzIEAAiWxv.jpg)
Sky have such a problem with teams who don't throw 50mil away every window
God forbid you should use your money sensibly
Bobby bullshit up next, yeah he still wrecks my fucking head.. Put it in the wrong thread before an phone not letting me delete it
It really wasn't worth typing twice.Yeah it really was
Bobby bullshit up next, yeah he still wrecks my fucking head.. Put it in the wrong thread before an phone not letting me delete it
That photo of the teamsheet makes Burnley's setup look even more Sunday league than I already thought it was. Who's collecting the subs?
turn it in ladTurn what in, the fact he does my head in... Unfortunately that's not gonna happen until he proves me wrong
Turn what in, the fact he does my head in... Unfortunately that's not gonna happen until he proves me wrong
as bad as the lakaku guyHahaha fucking funny you lad... look love him all you want, I don't like him, deal with it
Did Jutkiewicz ever actually play for us?Yeah few times lad
Did Jutkiewicz ever actually play for us?
looking for a nice HD english language stream. Has anyone got one?
got a boss foreign stream for spurs like, but er, not really doing the trick for me.
Lukaku is painfully slow with the ball at his feet
http://myp2p.mx/5587/1/Watch-Burnley-FC-vs-Everton-FC-/ (http://myp2p.mx/5587/1/Watch-Burnley-FC-vs-Everton-FC-/)
That is the area where he really needs to improve. He could use some yoga or ballet lessons, seriously.
Our passing and possession is good but we seem to pass into trouble too often.As I was saying.
I see that Ings is smashing them in this season.......
and he's getting booked for that
What did Lukaku do?
What did Lukaku do?
What did Lukaku do?
he honestly needs pulling...but for who?
http://www.streamsp.com/hd2/ (http://www.streamsp.com/hd2/)Never mind the cure for Ebola, this is science at its best.
That stream is amazing 720p apparently, the password: getRektAbbas
did well out on the right there when it looked like he'd lost the ball
bit of fizz on the cross for Eto'o though
Absolutely fuming with that. 27m ffs.This :)
He better fucking score today to make up for that.
His pass started the goal sequence, then he really worked his ass off. Give him credit for that. I really, truly think he'll come good.
I wanna see Lukaku play with the intensity he played with in the second half against villa
Thought Jags should have let in run for Howard, A header back into the danger area.
sloppy there from McCarthy
Fuck off to the nonces calling for him to come off. Knee jerking at its best
nonce yourself. he's been fucking shite. yes he's scored, but that only makes up in some way for continually putting us in the shit.
Barry is world class
Ings makes me very angry for some reason.
nonce yourself. he's been fucking shite. yes he's scored, but that only makes up in some way for continually putting us in the shit.
nonce yourself. he's been fucking shite. yes he's scored, but that only makes up in some way for continually putting us in the shit.
His job is to score goals though. He has scored 4 goals in his last 6 games. What more do you want?
If we ever lose Coleman would love us to sign Trippier.
Do people really believe that?? Hes been playing better recently but do people really think that 1 in 2 and no other contribution is a good return?? Footballs moved on from strikers who do nothing but score goals and full backs that can just defend. Lukakus job is to lead the line, hold the ball up, link play win headers and score goals
nonce yourself. he's been fucking shite. yes he's scored, but that only makes up in some way for continually putting us in the shit.
He is 21 years old. He is going to be with us for a while (hopefully). If he scores 1 in 2 goals now then he will only get better (plus, he played a big part in the first goal by laying the ball off to Eto'o and then played a part in the second before scoring)
Hes leading the line much better recently Im not disagreeing. Its laughable to suggest if he or anyone else gets 1 in 2 then they are excused for playing like shite though
You're a massive tit so your opinion is pretty much void.
I think people expect him to never put a foot wrong and shit rainbows because he cost 27m. That's not fair. He cost 27m because that's what the market demands for a young striker that is a proven goalscorer in the Prem.
was that Naismith screaming "bollocks" there?At MartinezLeftTeste ?
Do you speak to people like this in person or just from your computer?? Ignorance is much safer this way isnt it
Think Lukaku is just in a bit of bad form.. he wasn't THIS bad last season. Besides.. if he scores goals I couldnt give a damn what he does.
oh and he's 21.
I'm a complete cunt mate. I talk to people like this face to face. What'd you do if I called you a massive tit face to face? Nada. So therefore its hardly being a keyboard warrior like you're making out.
Week after week after week all you do is moan about Lukaku.
Seriously just shut up for one fucking minute and enjoy watching the team WE support.. winning!
We need a bit of width in the 2nd half, when we are attacking its all very congested and Burnley keep having 2v1 situations out wide as Naismith/Osman are coming inside all the time. If they keep being allowed to whip it in, they will score.
Awful pass apart he's not played badly at all.
Hes leading the line much better recently Im not disagreeing. Its laughable to suggest if he or anyone else gets 1 in 2 then they are excused for playing like shite though
Week after week I have cos hes been shite. Not today I havent cos hes tried to lead the line, tried to link play. I havent said a word against him today or in weeks cos hes played okay. You are a cunt though on that we'll agree.
He's not playing shite though is he, one very poor pass aside.
No. You have said words against him.
I dont understand you at all.
-81 Karma? Obviously I'm not the only one who thinks you're a tit eh?
You're a massive tit so your opinion is pretty much void.
He's not playing shite though is he, one very poor pass aside.
Think we need to alter the formation.
Agree we need to use the width more like we did for first goal
He was poor for large parts there.
His mistake made him wake up though
Today?? When?? I most certainly havent. Didnt even comment on the goal
What the fuck do you want him to do? Maybe he is coming deep because knobs are calling him lazy after every game. I'm happy for him to fuck all as long as he is scoring.
Need more from the midfield. We have zero attacking threat or width. Id be happy to see Barkley or McGeady
Be arsed to go back and find it but thats why I started bitching at you. Because you're moaning about Lukaku. AGAIN.
you're entitled to your opinion, and i'm just voicing mine on his general performance in THIS game.
i'll always be a fan, for as long as he plays for everton...
what i really object to is your use of language: calling anyone on here a paedo is out of order, or perhaps you didn't know what 'nonce' really meant...
We've scored twice and hit the bar, yet we have 'zero attacking threat'?
No he wasn't he played ok, nothing great but certainly nothing poor.
His link up and control have been working fine when the balls been played up to him, apart from one major incident.
Yeah cant be arsed. Didnt happen. Maybe read what people say in future rather than just assume. Still theres common ground in the fact we both agree you're a cunt. We can build on that cant we
I think people expect him to never put a foot wrong and shit rainbows because he cost 27m. That's not fair. He cost 27m because that's what the market demands for a young striker that is a proven goalscorer in the Prem.if he did shit rainbows this is the kit to do it in, it will look nice with the grape not so much with deep surf( it royal blue for fucks sake)and is right Lizz just do a lineker and do tap ins and I'm happy anything else is a bonus and there is a lot more "else" that being said I get pissed off with these mistakes but part and parcel of one touch in the beginning.
Yeah Osman is weak player these days. Not really sure what his role is apart from allowing Ross a break from time to time.
I could also see bringing Besic on for Osman.
Osman needs to come off here
newcastle winning, is that good for us?
Why is everyone insisting on slowing things down. We need to break with pace and go for the killer goal.
I'll be annoyed if we don't win this, considering all our possession.
Need to get the 3rd here.
Why is everyone insisting on slowing things down. We need to break with pace and go for the killer goal.
I'll be annoyed if we don't win this, considering all our possession.Need a 3rd and a 4th
Need to get the 3rd here.
That mumbling, boring bastard Alan Smith needs clubbing.
Tell me about Burnley. Is it in a cunty part of the UK?
Tell me about Burnley. Is it in a cunty part of the UK?
Tell me about Burnley. Is it in a cunty part of the UK?
That Eto'o looks decent.
I've got an erection
That Eto'o looks decent.
As it stands we are up to 9th and when chelsea slap half dozen goals past United we will be up to 8th.
RM did say Eto'o was about to come good in the premier league.
Get a grip lad!
Get a grip lad!
Ings thought it was chrimbo again there.......
Looks like he's had six chrimbo dinners already.
Need a 3rd and a 4th
If only because I went 1-4 Eto'o fgs
I'll settle for three points mind you!
So closeDamn right!
Only just seen the score now, great result. How have we played?
what I love most about Eto'o is his relaxed attitude to skills
when he's playing the ball to Baines for a corner, for instance, he just HAS to do a few flicks
Naimisth - 4 goals
Lukaku - 3 goals
Eto'o - 3 goals
Ballotelli - 1 goal
Alcatraz has grown in confidence
Only just seen the score now, great result. How have we played?
Decent last ten minutes, fuckng all over the show for the first 80.
We haven't had such a free-scoring number 5 since Derek Mountfield!
Tell me about Burnley. Is it in a cunty part of the UK?
Decent last ten minutes, fuckng all over the show for the first 80.
A bit harsh imo
Got better as the game went on, he has got a clanger in him though!
Nah he was decent throughout with one brain fart. Jags was more composed though and kept us strong.
Decent last ten minutes, fuckng all over the show for the first 80.
We haven't had such a free-scoring number 5 since Derek Mountfield!
Lukaku has the best possible mentors in Eto'o & Naismith and can only get better and he'll have learned a valuable lesson today by playing on the same team as both.
I love Everton.
:thumbsup:
I was saying exactly this to a kopite mate just now; can't believe I was saying Naismith in the same breath as Eto'o, but by god he deserves it; he has the work rate and decision-making skills of Beardsley or even Nigel Clough when he was at Forest, coupled with the lack of pace in feet which is compensated by his excellent awareness and speed of thought.
Lescott says hiDanny says hi. (He beat you to it, see p.26) ;)
Pissing meself reading back through this thread and knobeads are still arguing over shit.
Always difficult after a Thursday away game in Europe init, ask Spurs not a great performance but an away win is priceless in the Premier league.
Feel bad for them, little ambition shown in the summer.
Same here. Must be grim getting mullered every week, and not even having proper go at it in the transfer market. Still the TV money and the parachute payments should do them a big favour in the long term if they invest wisely. Hope they don't get rid of Dyche. Seems like he's be a good manager if he was given more of a chance.
Feel bad for them, little ambition shown in the summer.
Just been reading some reaction from Burnley fans to get their perspective. Here's a few comments from posters on one of their forums:
''The gap between the Champ and Prem is awesome. Better players with more skill who move the ball quicker and have more pace and that's why we're being beaten. It would take a lot of money to bridge the gap and the gap will get bigger and bigger. Sad but that's how it is''
''The quality in this league is bloody frightening. I thought the two Everton full backs today are as good a pair as I have ever seen. No-one and I do mean no-one can not tell me that we are not trying our damnedest but ultimately quality counts!''
''Everton were so comfortable with the ball today that is was a real reality check''
(On Eto'o)
''Never realized he was this good. Just witnessed a supreme performance from an obviously top notch international player''
''Another Premiership game gone!. What a display by Everton who just played the game at their speed, its so sad, having to go and watch such dross, we just cant compete, they take every advantage the Referee stood having a natter with BAINES for a good 3 mins in the 2nd half just taking the momentum out of the game. Good job my season ticket is reduced because of my age, I feel sorry for all supporters who are having to pay the cost of tickets especially the young kids who are paying £15 to watch such rubbish''
What did the boys think of Ings and trippier btw? Their 2 stand out players who are good enough for this level. The rest are just a bunch of talentless workhorses, unfortunately
Trippier caused us a few problems. Even before the season started he was highly rated by many football pundits and if he continues to impress, he could be called up to the England squad by the end of the season. I can see quite a few clubs interested in him and he might eventually move for something like £10m to a Sunderland or Newcastle.
Danny Ings only scored his first goal in the Premier League today which many strikers have done against us in the past. Still too early to judge but if he can score at worst 8 goals this season then there will be a queue for his signature.
Ings is the oldest 22 year old ever.
Was gonna start a thread about Pienaar but suppose it's as relevant here.
I'm starting to write him off as a player and had heard 1 or 2 things about him being a dick outside the club so was thinking his time was up. (Just to make a point though - dint necessarily believe he is a dick and they're just rumours).
Our 3rd goal today was barkley, Pienaar, eto'o, goal.
Something really impressed me about Pienaar though, a lot of us agree that barkley needs to mature in decision making a bit more, and Pienaar took time out of celebrating to congratulate ross on the pass and making the right call.
Was really nice to see and put into crystal clarity the fact that barkley is still a kid (which, to be fair, should be extended to lukaku when giving him down the banks at times)
Fuck off Lawro, sort your hair out you look a disgrace.
Ings is the oldest 22 year old ever.
Was gonna start a thread about Pienaar but suppose it's as relevant here.
I'm starting to write him off as a player and had heard 1 or 2 things about him being a dick outside the club so was thinking his time was up. (Just to make a point though - dint necessarily believe he is a dick and they're just rumours).
Our 3rd goal today was barkley, Pienaar, eto'o, goal.
Something really impressed me about Pienaar though, a lot of us agree that barkley needs to mature in decision making a bit more, and Pienaar took time out of celebrating to congratulate ross on the pass and making the right call.
Was really nice to see and put into crystal clarity the fact that barkley is still a kid (which, to be fair, should be extended to lukaku when giving him down the banks at times)
Haha! Well said. Go and see a top, top barber you tit.
Just been reading some reaction from Burnley fans to get their perspective. Here's a few comments from posters on one of their forums:
''The gap between the Champ and Prem is awesome. Better players with more skill who move the ball quicker and have more pace and that's why we're being beaten. It would take a lot of money to bridge the gap and the gap will get bigger and bigger. Sad but that's how it is''
''The quality in this league is bloody frightening. I thought the two Everton full backs today are as good a pair as I have ever seen. No-one and I do mean no-one can not tell me that we are not trying our damnedest but ultimately quality counts!''
''Everton were so comfortable with the ball today that is was a real reality check''
(On Eto'o)
''Never realized he was this good. Just witnessed a supreme performance from an obviously top notch international player''
''Another Premiership game gone!. What a display by Everton who just played the game at their speed, its so sad, having to go and watch such dross, we just cant compete, they take every advantage the Referee stood having a natter with BAINES for a good 3 mins in the 2nd half just taking the momentum out of the game. Good job my season ticket is reduced because of my age, I feel sorry for all supporters who are having to pay the cost of tickets especially the young kids who are paying £15 to watch such rubbish''
What rumours?
Seems a decent bloke to me.