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Title: Rooney arrested
Post by: AllyBlue14 on September 01, 2017, 03:36:00 PM
Is it true Rooney has been arrested on suspicion of drink driving?  :eh:
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 03:37:29 PM
All over the papers, maybe Big Dunc has been coaching him ?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 01, 2017, 03:40:05 PM
Hang him

What!
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 03:45:09 PM
That's certainly not going to help his form, will be messing with his head constantly, can't understand why as it says he was stopped after a night out why the fuck with all that money that he has he doesn't just have a driver if he wants to go out for the night, he will need one now unless Coleen is going to drive him to Finch Farm every morning and pick him up again with four kids in the back !
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lazarou on September 01, 2017, 03:51:05 PM
Could not make this shit up could you? No new striker and a drunk striker.

FFS I am sure he can afford a taxi, uber or a limo even.

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Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 01, 2017, 03:52:44 PM
Just do what Firmino did and blame burglars, you will be instantly forgiven
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Brownie20 on September 01, 2017, 03:53:32 PM
Silly boy
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: sam of the south on September 01, 2017, 03:55:45 PM
Not cool.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 03:55:50 PM
Wish he hadn't retired from England now, he'd be safely away in training.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Rhys on September 01, 2017, 03:58:31 PM
As long as he was wearing shoes and didnt mow down a load of cyclists it's a step up from Darron Gibson.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ravardo on September 01, 2017, 04:00:53 PM
Cant blame him for getting smasho'd it was a very shitty ending to what started out so good
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ross on September 01, 2017, 04:01:36 PM
Here comes all the worldwide publicity we were promised..
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 01, 2017, 04:02:52 PM
If he still a United player he would be let off

He's an Everton player now though so he will probably be sentenced to 30 years in prison and have his legs amputated
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 04:10:48 PM
Is that celebrity lawyer still around in Manchester who got Fergie and Beckham off ?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: bigac on September 01, 2017, 04:13:53 PM
He was obviously reading this forum last night.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 01, 2017, 04:15:50 PM
Mr Rooney, you are sentenced to life imprisonment, you'll be sharing a cell with your number one fan

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Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 01, 2017, 04:17:44 PM
I was going to be in on all the 'no wonder he got drunk' jokes myself, I sorta like some of them getting thrown up.

I held back because drink driving is another matter entirely, can't belittle that one when it could have killed someone else :wag:
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lxxx on September 01, 2017, 04:20:09 PM
I was going to be in on all the 'no wonder he got drunk' jokes myself, I sorta like some of them gettign thrown up.

I held back because drink driving is another matter entirely, can't belittle that one when it could have killed someone else :wag:

You can kill someone every time you get behind the wheel.
Title: Rooney arrested
Post by: mikey_blue on September 01, 2017, 04:25:57 PM
With his money he could afford to have a unicorn come and pick him up.

Seriously though, drink driving is abhorrent, I don't care if you're an Everton player, maximum penalty should apply too all. Thoughtless act.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lazarou on September 01, 2017, 04:28:34 PM
After getting flattened and nearly killed by a drunk driver when I was younger, I am actually appalled. The guy has young children with a another on the way. What a absolute knobhead, he has gone way down in my estimation ( sure he is gutted about that).
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: blob on September 01, 2017, 04:33:00 PM
what a cunt.

hope he's banned for life.

if true...

(ok now?)
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 01, 2017, 04:34:01 PM
You can kill someone every time you get behind the wheel.

You know I am referring to the reduced reaction times and the steering equivalent of it being diffcult to walk in a straight line when you are drunk :hug:
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Major Clanger on September 01, 2017, 04:34:38 PM
In Hungary there is a service, it costs about twice as much as a taxi, you ring them and two blokes arrive in a car, and one of them will drive you home in your own car. (The other is there to drive the first bloke back after they're done. :))

Is this not a thing in England?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Duncs_a_legend on September 01, 2017, 04:36:59 PM
Arrested for Suspicion of drink driving.

Not charged or guilty

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 04:37:15 PM
In Hungary there is a service, it costs about twice as much as a taxi, you ring them and two blokes arrive in a car, and one of them will drive you home in your own car. (The other is there to drive the first bloke back after they're done. :))

Is this not a thing in England?

Yes , mostly Romanian  drivers, one drives you into the middle of the countryside and throws you out, the other one drives your car to Rumania and sells it. Prefer Uber myself.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Major Clanger on September 01, 2017, 04:38:28 PM
Yes , mostly Romanian  drivers, one drives you into the middle of the countryside and throws you out, the other one drives your car to Rumania and sells it. Prefer Uber myself.

Yeah, I can see how this would be a problem here. It's not a problem for us as Hungary's right next to Romania anyway, you can walk home.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Duncs_a_legend on September 01, 2017, 04:38:52 PM
In Hungary there is a service, it costs about twice as much as a taxi, you ring them and two blokes arrive in a car, and one of them will drive you home in your own car. (The other is there to drive the first bloke back after they're done. :))

Is this not a thing in England?

Yes they do have it.

They also have firms that just send 1 guy on a little fold down scooter that they put in your boot and then drive your car.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 04:40:27 PM
Arrested for Suspicion of drink driving.

Not charged or guilty

Yes but you are only arrested if you blow over the limit and you are only on suspicion untill the court finds you guilty, which will happen if he was over the limit.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Major Clanger on September 01, 2017, 04:41:04 PM
Arrested for Suspicion of drink driving.

Not charged or guilty

Given you only get arrested if you were driving and you were drunk, I don't think that makes much of a difference. Although it is possible that he had been eating too much yoghurt or something, that scenario is unlikely.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 04:42:15 PM
Yes they do have it.

They also have firms that just send 1 guy on a little fold down scooter that they put in your boot and then drive your car.

That scooter thing wouldn't work for me, would have to take the golf clubs out of the boot where they live.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Duncs_a_legend on September 01, 2017, 04:42:33 PM
Yes but you are only arrested if you blow over the limit and you are only on suspicion untill the court finds you guilty, which will happen if he was over the limit.

Not an indication of guilt. The breatherlisers on the side of the road don't hold up in court. He could have went back to the police station done a blood test and in a few days if comes back under.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Duncs_a_legend on September 01, 2017, 04:45:10 PM
Given you only get arrested if you were driving and you were drunk, I don't think that makes much of a difference. Although it is possible that he had been eating too much yoghurt or something, that scenario is unlikely.

Again, you don't get arrested for being drunk and driving. You get arrested for blowing over a roadside breatherliser, which can read high for many reasons, 1 pint can put some people over, it doesn't mean you're drunk.
It's just an investigation and up to know he's not guilty of anything.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lxxx on September 01, 2017, 04:49:47 PM
Yes they do have it.

They also have firms that just send 1 guy on a little fold down scooter that they put in your boot and then drive your car.

I often wondered why this wasn't more successful. I suppose most people would rather collapse in a taxi with a burger and get the missus to drive you to pick the car up the next day than have some stranger come and drive your motor.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Brownie20 on September 01, 2017, 04:52:02 PM
In Hungary there is a service, it costs about twice as much as a taxi, you ring them and two blokes arrive in a car, and one of them will drive you home in your own car. (The other is there to drive the first bloke back after they're done. :))

Is this not a thing in England?

Yeah, used to have a guy on a gold away moped drive you home then jump on his moped and leave

Edit - beaten to it
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: DannyR on September 01, 2017, 04:52:34 PM
Maybe he got some tips on Sunday from Marcos Alonso about drink driving.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 04:54:39 PM
Again, you don't get arrested for being drunk and driving. You get arrested for blowing over a roadside breatherliser, which can read high for many reasons, 1 pint can put some people over, it doesn't mean you're drunk.
It's just an investigation and up to know he's not guilty of anything.

I know the roadside test doesn't stand up in court but you are taken to a police station where they have a machine breathalyser which does stand up in court and the result is immediate. I have heard though of cases where by the time they got to the police station and done that test the alcohol level had fallen below the limit and they are not charged, this obviously only happens if you were marginally over the limit, depends how fast they got him to the station.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 01, 2017, 04:56:42 PM
Sky on to it yet?

Be ironic if Kirsty Gallacher reads out the headlines

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: The Blue 3/4 of Liverpool on September 01, 2017, 05:29:50 PM
Just brings the Transfer Windows to a nice FACE PALMED ending.

Cheers Everton, the club that keeps giving :)

Love you xx

WHY THE FUCK DO I LOVE YOU! 
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lxxx on September 01, 2017, 05:36:06 PM
Sky on to it yet?

Be ironic if Kirsty Gallacher reads out the headlines



Don't get me wrong I wouldn't turn her down but there's something annoying about her I can't put my finger on. Like she'd be proper hard work and up her own backside.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: sam of the south on September 01, 2017, 05:43:13 PM
Don't get me wrong I wouldn't turn her down but there's something annoying about her I can't put my finger on. Like she'd be proper hard work and up her own backside.

Yeah, she a hot nobhead
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Jamokachi on September 01, 2017, 05:44:12 PM
If he's guilty he needs a proper dressing down. Idiotic behaviour.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lxxx on September 01, 2017, 05:59:51 PM
Which one of his mates thought it'd be a good idea to watch him take his keys out and say 'Right I'm off lads.'

Probably Darron Gibson, no pun intended.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 01, 2017, 06:01:35 PM
Don't get me wrong I wouldn't turn her down but there's something annoying about her I can't put my finger on. Like she'd be proper hard work and up her own backside.
  That would be her muff mate.  ;)


On the Rooney DD thing.
If you take a look at the Mail report, they rattle on about a time in November when he'd had a few drinks with the England squad when he wasn't driving anywhere. Nothing to do with what happened last night. They just like to throw up as much shit as they can and hope it will stick. Anything to do with last night is still in process.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-4843376/Wayne-Rooney-arrested-suspicion-drink-driving.html
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Zoolander on September 01, 2017, 06:24:17 PM
Now, if he didn't retire from international duty he'd be here in Malta. Where every fucker drinks and gets in their cars (not saying it's right btw) and the police don't give two fucks. He could've got pissed, sunburnt and still had a licence!
On a separate note and joking aside, pisses me off when footballers do shit like this - not like you can't afford a cab is it. Could've ordered a fucking helicopter and it wouldn't dent the bank balance.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ell Capitan on September 01, 2017, 06:34:32 PM
Class act on the pitch, the consummate professional.

Off the pitch he's a fucking moron. He's always done stupid shit, if anything it's ramped up in recent years with the boozing, boxing etc.

No reason to think that would've changed with the move back to us. If anything with the reduced spotlight and pressure, it's reason to take the piss even more.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lxxx on September 01, 2017, 06:39:52 PM
With Colleen away in Mallorca with the kids it's like he can't be trusted on his own. Footballers truly are man-childs.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 01, 2017, 06:53:59 PM
Arrested for Suspicion of drink driving.

Not charged or guilty



He's signing lots of autographed photos for all the officers involved as we speak.

No bribes here m'lud.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 01, 2017, 06:55:05 PM
Hes not the first and won't be the last

Move along nothing to see here
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Jamokachi on September 01, 2017, 06:58:50 PM
Hes not the first and won't be the last

Move along nothing to see here

That's a cop out point of view though.

"Oh well, everyone else does it" is exactly the fucking problem.

I hope (if he is guilty) he's punished accordingly, regardless of the effect on Everton.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Evertonian in NC on September 01, 2017, 07:02:47 PM
Would a representative from the club like to come over and shit in my shoes while I'm in the shower, too?  Would wrap up the last 24 hours quite nicely.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lazarou on September 01, 2017, 07:06:47 PM
Hes not the first and won't be the last

Move along nothing to see here

That's alright then, as long as someone else has done it. The guy is a fucking idiot there is no excuse. Like someone else mentioned he could have ordered a helicopter with the change in his pocket.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: NomadskiEFC on September 01, 2017, 07:10:11 PM
Daft lad
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: everton1952 on September 01, 2017, 07:29:01 PM
Agree entirely that as a millionaire he should have employed a driver.  Otherwise, stop preaching from your phony, holier than thou pulpits. Maybe he just had slightly over the limit and was not drunk.  I am going drinking and driving tonight and will have what I always have - 1 pint.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 01, 2017, 07:30:42 PM
That's a cop out point of view though.

"Oh well, everyone else does it" is exactly the fucking problem.

I hope (if he is guilty) he's punished accordingly, regardless of the effect on Everton.

Not a cop out at all, no condoning it whatsoever either, just stating that quite a few footballers have been caught doing the same.

And of course he will be punished and rightly so.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 01, 2017, 07:32:32 PM
That's alright then, as long as someone else has done it. The guy is a fucking idiot there is no excuse. Like someone else mentioned he could have ordered a helicopter with the change in his pocket.

Whooooa there, climb down off that high horse of yours, I'm not for one condoning what hes done here
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: gizzblue on September 01, 2017, 07:33:05 PM
Wow, a footballers an idiot off the pitch ....who'd a thunk it 😅😅.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: The Blue 3/4 of Liverpool on September 01, 2017, 07:35:06 PM
There's being an idiot, and there's driving over the limit, Gizzblue. That is a whole new class of idiot. Especially when you are a multi million earning superstar and under the spotlight. I hope hes not done and its not as "bad" as what people are making out, but come on, Wayne, wtf fella? :(
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lazarou on September 01, 2017, 07:37:45 PM
Whooooa there, climb down off that high horse of yours, I'm not for one condoning what hes done here

Well it probably it is a bit personal but as mentioned earlier I did get hit by a drunk driver when I was younger and also when I was at a high school (a long time ago) a fellow pupil was killed by a drunk driver.

No excuse for this knobhead behaviour by a senior player.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: DannyR on September 01, 2017, 07:40:07 PM
Why was he driving a beetle?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 01, 2017, 07:43:47 PM
Agree entirely that as a millionaire he should have employed a driver.  Otherwise, stop preaching from your phony, holier than thou pulpits. Maybe he just had slightly over the limit and was not drunk.  I am going drinking and driving tonight and will have what I always have - 1 pint.

Nothing like that here.

Personally I tend to drive to minor social events and go home hoping I've balanced the alcohol limit purely on how I'm feeling, sometimes I would stay out an extra 30-60 minutes if I'm a bit heady. Other times I've been driving 3-4 minutes and start thinking I might be impaired more than I first judged, in this case I tend to just keep driving because I've already started.

If during these scenarios I get pulled over and found to be over the limit I would have considered it my fault, nobody else's, and still rightly frowned upon even if no one was actually hurt or it is just a 'little bit' over the limit. The whole point of the rules are because your own judgement could be impaired itself.

Doing a Gibson is another matter again, I don't know how he avoided further punishment!
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 01, 2017, 07:45:49 PM
Well it probably it is a bit personal but as mentioned earlier I did get hit by a drunk driver when I was younger and also when I was at a high school (a long time ago) a fellow pupil was killed by a drunk driver.

No excuse for this knobhead behaviour by a senior player.

No excuse whatsoever, said the same when Gibson was caught, they earn enough money to be able to afford a taxi or a private limo to get them home if they've had a drink, unfortunately a lot of footballers seem to be devoid of brain cells and think they're fine etc..
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Everton Mint on September 01, 2017, 07:47:54 PM
Rooney's now been charged and bailed.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: BlueBeagle on September 01, 2017, 07:48:26 PM
Think the most important question to be asked is why the fuck was he driving a VW Beetle?!
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Gary1878 on September 01, 2017, 08:03:13 PM
He has no excuses. Get a taxi or have a driver pick you up. Its very simple really especially when you earn 150k a week and money isn't an issue.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 08:04:45 PM
No justification in this particular case but I would bet that there are a few on here that might well say "there but for the grace of God go I" if they are honest, I am now very conscious of "the morning after"
danger since it has been given so much publicity recently and am extra cautious if I have to drive early morning after drinking but in the past, on the way to work after a late night, who knows ? I read recently that there are now more morning after convictions than at other times.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Faceatthefence on September 01, 2017, 09:26:25 PM
 :laugh:
Think the most important question to be asked is why the fuck was he driving a VW Beetle?!
He was on Beetlejuice
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: The Blue 3/4 of Liverpool on September 01, 2017, 10:57:59 PM
Giving some bird a lift home whilst his missus was away (according to the very reputable Daily Mail) ;)

Naughty boy, Wayne! You're dead when she gets home mate.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 01, 2017, 11:24:17 PM
Fook me ! He wasn't just over the limit, according to the papers he was three times over the limit !
Sentencing guidelines for 3X is three year ban, custodial sentence of three months or community service,
reckon if he gets a good lawyer he can wash graffiti off walks for the next twelve months, silly, stupid idiotic thing to do, never mind Coleen, wait till Ronald gets his hands on him.
He will appear in court two days before we play Man Utd, can't see him being mentally fit for that.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheRam on September 01, 2017, 11:32:00 PM
Swerves playing for England and hits the ale at the first opportunity.

Gotta respect that in a way.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Toddacelli on September 01, 2017, 11:53:01 PM
Fook me ! He wasn't just over the limit, according to the papers he was three times over the limit !
Sentencing guidelines for 3X is three year ban, custodial sentence of three months or community service,
reckon if he gets a good lawyer he can wash graffiti off walks for the next twelve months, silly, stupid idiotic thing to do, never mind Coleen, wait till Ronald gets his hands on him.
He will appear in court two days before we play Man Utd, can't see him being mentally fit for that.

Reading this like...


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and by the end - like this....


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Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on September 01, 2017, 11:56:49 PM
He was down as reserve coach driver as well.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: mikey_blue on September 01, 2017, 11:57:28 PM
Going out with Wes Brown was his first mistake.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 02, 2017, 12:06:39 AM
Giving some bird a lift home whilst his missus was away (according to the very reputable Daily Mail) ;)

Naughty boy, Wayne! You're dead when she gets home mate.


think this is from last year.

(http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-16-at-9.28.59-AM.jpg)
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheRam on September 02, 2017, 12:12:38 AM
Hahahahahah

Great picture that. Wasn't he out with jags that night?

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: KingOfNapaValley on September 02, 2017, 12:14:09 AM
Here is a novel thought.... maybe he should actually drink and party less, not just find a driver.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Simon Paul on September 02, 2017, 12:14:45 AM
has the club come out with anything about this?

wonder if "bigger than Everton on Twitter" Wayne Rooney will receive any punishment from the club?

mind you, can't find anything to say they'd fined Gibson and he nearly killed a fella
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ross on September 02, 2017, 12:16:44 AM
Six o clock BBC news outside Goodison.

All publicity i suppose..
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Simon Paul on September 02, 2017, 12:19:04 AM
Six o clock BBC news outside Goodison.

All publicity i suppose..

just think of the extra Twitter followers he gains the club though
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ross on September 02, 2017, 12:20:13 AM
just think of the extra Twitter followers he gains the club though

It's a pity we dumped Chang given the size of the Asian market.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Escla on September 02, 2017, 12:28:49 AM
Reading this like...


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and by the end - like this....

Nope...can't figure it out ?


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Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Bally on September 02, 2017, 12:45:21 AM
Pissed me. Right off this
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Thornton_19 on September 02, 2017, 12:51:40 AM
What a fucking idiot. Hope the club fines him for being a dickhead. Drunk drivers piss me off. So irresponsible, so selfish.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 02, 2017, 12:53:21 AM
Pissed me. Right off this


maybe it pissed Rooney off to, he wanted a striker, all he got was drunk.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 02, 2017, 12:54:08 AM
Maybe they'll give him community service with impressionable kids or something. If the courts do something like that, maybe some good can come out of all this. It's done now. Bad for the club though. Bad for him when Colleen gets hold of him. :wag:
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Bob Sacamano on September 02, 2017, 12:55:48 AM

think this is from last year.

(http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-16-at-9.28.59-AM.jpg)

Nice heavy boob on the right.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Bob Sacamano on September 02, 2017, 12:56:29 AM
Proper sketchy that he was in a beetle. Brassing behaviour, that is.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Simon Paul on September 02, 2017, 12:59:27 AM
Proper sketchy that he was in a beetle. Brassing behaviour, that is.

must have been driving like a right bell to get pulled in such a nondescript car
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: GLewis on September 02, 2017, 01:00:27 AM
must have been driving like a right bell to get pulled in such a nondescript car

could have been reported prior i suppose.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: blob on September 02, 2017, 01:07:01 AM
could have been reported prior i suppose.

by his missus, perhaps...
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: bigac on September 02, 2017, 01:12:40 AM
Proper sketchy that he was in a beetle. Brassing behaviour, that is.

Driving some bird home for a bit of dirty, what a tool!
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Audrey Horne on September 02, 2017, 01:14:59 AM
Colleen preggers too... tut tut
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Juanito on September 02, 2017, 01:27:03 AM
Few people laughing at his 'lad' behaviour for going on the lash. This was the player some of us had doubts about his professionalism off the field, impacting on his playing career. 
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ravardo on September 02, 2017, 01:50:52 AM
must have been driving like a right bell to get pulled in such a nondescript car

If he was 3 times over the drink drive limit i think that might have something to do with it,,or like Glewis says probably bubbled up
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Jimmywhack on September 02, 2017, 01:55:17 AM
Sounds like he's been bubbled which prob means it's not the first time he's done this
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Toddacelli on September 02, 2017, 02:28:00 AM
Nice heavy boob on the right.

Masive tit on the left
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 02, 2017, 02:36:26 AM
terrible world we live in now when ya can't scull back 8 pints and drive home, all ya'd meet is the odd sheep or fox on the road around here like
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: boothill on September 02, 2017, 03:23:35 AM
In Hungary there is a service, it costs about twice as much as a taxi, you ring them and two blokes arrive in a car, and one of them will drive you home in your own car. (The other is there to drive the first bloke back after they're done. :))

Is this not a thing in England?
called carjacking here, but they dont usually take you home
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on September 02, 2017, 05:31:26 AM
(https://s26.postimg.org/qc12qycjd/PIC.jpg)  Laura Simpson 29
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Gash on September 02, 2017, 05:33:06 AM
For a moment there I thought @TheTone (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=4357) had posted in the wrong thread.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 02, 2017, 05:36:07 AM
6 dodgy freckles and half a ronnie

am out
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on September 02, 2017, 05:37:01 AM
She'll catch her death dressed like that..daft mare. Far too young for Wayne
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ross on September 02, 2017, 05:41:29 AM
The only thing good to come out of this is Rooney is looking at playing with two up front.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheRam on September 02, 2017, 05:57:27 AM
"Office worker"
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: blue slug on September 02, 2017, 06:02:46 AM
To save me looking through a few pages which is proving difficult at present has Wayne been getting pissed, cheating on his wife and driving home?

That took me 7 minutes to type ffs
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 02, 2017, 06:17:24 AM
Colleen preggers too... tut tut

Classy Rooney,
bet he blames the Police for Colleen finding out.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: gizzblue on September 02, 2017, 08:15:59 AM
Deffo an upscale on his brass from the past 😅😅
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lazarou on September 02, 2017, 01:37:07 PM
It always amazes me how humans always find a way to fuck things up when seemingly everything is perfect.

Rooney has everything, wife, kids (one on the way), house, money and now playing for his boyhood team after collecting a plethora of accolades. So what does he do to celebrate his life being seemingly complete.

Fuck it up.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: MrWhite on September 02, 2017, 02:06:24 PM
Not only is the honeymoon over, it's like coming home to find some bears have gotten into your house and shat everywhere.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ramjam on September 02, 2017, 03:29:54 PM
Apparently he was giving his granny a lift home
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: BlueMaquis on September 02, 2017, 04:00:49 PM
It always amazes me how humans always find a way to fuck things up when seemingly everything is perfect.

Rooney has everything, wife, kids (one on the way), house, money and now playing for his boyhood team after collecting a plethora of accolades. So what does he do to celebrate his life being seemingly complete.

Fuck it up.


That's what he was missing - a DUI conviction.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 02, 2017, 04:03:23 PM
I'm not being funny, but that bird is like a bird. A real one. He must've been pissed to try to take her home. :(
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Sir Stealth on September 02, 2017, 04:07:12 PM
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/wayne-rooney-drink-drive-girl-11098821.amp

He's been a bit of a shit to Colleen over the years hasn't he. I feel so bad for her, men are just the worst aren't they. I would like to think that Dom will never pull this type of shit!
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Audrey Horne on September 02, 2017, 04:12:40 PM
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/wayne-rooney-drink-drive-girl-11098821.amp

He's been a bit of a shit to Colleen over the years hasn't he. I feel so bad for her, men are just the worst aren't they. I would like to think that Dom will never pull this type of shit!

Reads horrible like, but she is a right skank. Women are just as bad, selling the story right away.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: sam of the south on September 02, 2017, 04:19:11 PM
6 dodgy freckles and half a ronnie

am out

Yeah, not enough penis for me
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 02, 2017, 06:15:27 PM
Who really gives a fuck that Coleen is pregnant and what does it have to do with anyone else that Rooney got drunk? If he was drunk and telling state secrets to North Korea then it would be our business; otherwise, no.

i know he sold his wedding pics to a gossip mag, and thus his private life is fair game. but countless millions do the same shit everyday in this country.. Society needs a make over, or a reset button.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: blueToffee on September 02, 2017, 06:33:55 PM
From a purely footballing perspective, this is really disappointing.

He's got maybe a few more years in the top flight and he's still doing this stuff? I thought he'd turned a bit of a corner during the summer getting serious about preparing to come here too.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: blueToffee on September 02, 2017, 06:42:09 PM
Who really gives a fuck that Coleen is pregnant and what does it have to do with anyone else that Rooney got drunk? If he was drunk and telling state secrets to North Korea then it would be our business; otherwise, no.

i know he sold his wedding pics to a gossip mag, and thus his private life is fair game. but countless millions do the same shit everyday in this country.. Society needs a make over, or a reset button.

I'm not going to get into the rights and wrongs of it, but again from a purely footballing perspective and being a fan of the club he plays for it does bother me. Athletes nearing the end of their career and are serious about extending their career don't do this stuff. Look at Ronaldo, or Tom Brady in a different sport, or even Defoe getting a second wind. This isn't a footballer focused on being the best he can be for the remainder of his career.

Nor does it reflect well on the club, and I can't imagine this will make for an untroubled home life which in turn could have a knock on effect to his form. Not to mention, one of the often cited reason for bringing him back was his guidance of the younger players...but surely this isn't the behavior we want them to imitate?

All these are reasonable concerns purely from a footballing perspective.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 02, 2017, 06:44:11 PM
6 dodgy freckles and half a ronnie

am out



I had to look up what a Ronnie was in the Urban Dictionary. ;D
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: brap2 on September 02, 2017, 07:22:28 PM
Sheesh
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: blue slug on September 02, 2017, 07:25:56 PM
Unfortunately men with too much money always think with their dicks
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 02, 2017, 07:31:59 PM
Unfortunately men with too much money always think with their dicks

Fixed. I've never heard this stereotype blamed on being wealthy before, I know loads of seedy paupers.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: blue slug on September 02, 2017, 07:44:37 PM
Haha your probably right fella
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Simon Paul on September 02, 2017, 07:49:43 PM
she sold her story to The Sun as well

Oh Wayne....
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 02, 2017, 07:57:21 PM
she sold her story to The Sun as well

Oh Wayne....

I read that and in my mind heard the tune of "Hey Jude".
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Gash on September 02, 2017, 08:05:32 PM
Strange looking woman.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lxxx on September 02, 2017, 08:07:15 PM
So he was driving her car back to her house, what a knob. How the fuck is he gonna explain that one to Colleen?
I'm usually pretty decent at pulling the wool over my missus' eyes but even I'd be stumped at that one.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Simon Paul on September 02, 2017, 08:11:22 PM
she has well planned this in order to get a bit of fame

saying she didn't think he looked that drunk is because she asked him to drive her car, and if she knew he was drunk she would have incited a crime and be as liable as he is for doing it - it also rubs salt into Colleen's wounds

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Jimmywhack on September 02, 2017, 08:17:35 PM
Strange looking woman.
Yeah all the pics I have seen are like I ain't the best looking, heres my tits
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Gash on September 02, 2017, 08:17:41 PM
she has well planned this in order to get a bit of fame

She's probably the one who phoned the police, right before she got in the car. Why else would you get in a car with someone who's been drinking unless you knew the friendly bobby was going to pull you over a few hundred yards down the road.

Ok, I'm stretching that a little but it's quite in work today and I've time on my hands. :)
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Gash on September 02, 2017, 08:18:33 PM
Yeah all the pics I have seen are like I ain't ever best looking, heres my tits

She can afford new ones now as well, at least they'll draw attention away from her coupon.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Trublue on September 02, 2017, 08:24:44 PM
She looks like a right, holds digging tart. Silly boy Wayne, this may cost you more than money.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ross on September 02, 2017, 08:25:27 PM
You'd hope he's kept the place tidy as well.

Imagine Coleen coming home to this and the house was a mess.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: everton1952 on September 02, 2017, 08:30:26 PM
Oh shut this fucking thread down.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 02, 2017, 08:34:06 PM
She's probably the one who phoned the police, right before she got in the car. Why else would you get in a car with someone who's been drinking unless you knew the friendly bobby was going to pull you over a few hundred yards down the road.

Ok, I'm stretching that a little but it's quite in work today and I've time on my hands. :)



Hmm. He wanted to fondle her boobies and pull them all over, a few hundred yards down the road.  :)
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 02, 2017, 10:53:19 PM
Shes not a marriage wrecker she said whilst counting the money she got for selling her story

Classy bird that
Title: Rooney arrested
Post by: ally2 on September 02, 2017, 10:58:00 PM
Classy how she did a selfie coming out of a pub shitter.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Sir Stealth on September 02, 2017, 11:34:23 PM
State of him as well

'Are your tits real?'

Do they look real, Wayne?!
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 02, 2017, 11:45:10 PM
Coleen gonna stick by 'her man' then lads?  lolol

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Evertonian in NC on September 02, 2017, 11:46:17 PM
Jesus, that match at Old Trafford will be a fucking zoo atmosphere, won't it?

I don't think he should start the Spurs match.  He embarrassed the club, and I wish we had the squad depth to send more of a message than that.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 03, 2017, 12:14:58 AM
money+ drink + filthy bitches + wedding rings= swerve

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: sam of the south on September 03, 2017, 12:16:32 AM
money+ drink + filthy bitches + wedding rings= swerve



Who's the boyf, Tone?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 03, 2017, 12:17:51 AM
Who's the boyf, Tone?

jealous pal?  lolol
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: sam of the south on September 03, 2017, 12:18:26 AM
jealous pal?  lolol

Yes!

You bastard 😭
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Audrey Horne on September 03, 2017, 12:19:49 AM
jealous pal?  lolol

Which one is you?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 03, 2017, 12:23:01 AM
Which one is you?

the lid with the hoodie on, you in?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Audrey Horne on September 03, 2017, 12:31:40 AM
the lid with the hoodie on, you in?

not for long :)
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: sam of the south on September 03, 2017, 12:32:37 AM
the lid with the hoodie on, you in?

Schmooove, Tone  lolol
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Everton Mint on September 03, 2017, 12:45:51 AM
This is bordering on a complete disaster... the DD was bad enough but the circs, the amount over the limit and driving home some tart in her car is appalling.

I cant see him recovering from this re his Mrs... and his Everton career looks like it could then be screwed too.

Gutted.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Bluedylan on September 03, 2017, 12:54:11 AM
Wayne's a classic case of a lad who looks like the back end of a bus, ties the Mrs down early doors with a couple of kids, and then spends the next 10-15 years relying on his fame/wealth to jump all over any clunge that potentially comes his way, no matter how ropey. He's drunk on fame, and the access it gives him to otherwise unattainable women (for him).
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: velimski on September 03, 2017, 12:55:44 AM
the lid with the hoodie on, you in?

Is that actually you or Marco?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 03, 2017, 12:59:57 AM
Is that actually you or Marco?

haha Marco is champions league level, am struggling in the dr martens like
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: sam of the south on September 03, 2017, 01:07:22 AM
Wayne's a classic case of a lad who looks like the back end of a bus, ties the Mrs down early doors with a couple of kids, and then spends the next 10-15 years relying on his fame/wealth to jump all over any clunge that potentially comes his way, no matter how ropey. He's drunk on fame, and the access it gives him to otherwise unattainable women (for him).

He's got dreamy baby blues, though ☺️
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Morta75 on September 03, 2017, 01:10:08 AM
Just started to convince me that this was an ok signing... If this is true, what a dick head!
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Simon Paul on September 03, 2017, 01:11:52 AM
so...

who cost us a decent striker most on Thursday?

Ross by not going to Chelsea and us missing out on loads of money, or Wayne and his complete clusterfuck of an evening meaning he won't be "mentally fit" to lead the line any time soon?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 03, 2017, 01:14:46 AM
so...

who cost us a decent striker most on Thursday?

Ross by not going to Chelsea and us missing out on loads of money, or Wayne and his complete clusterfuck of an evening meaning he won't be "mentally fit" to lead the line any time soon?

Maybe he'll lose himself in his first love...

...and fuck worrying about his long-term partner and ever more aware what is going on around them kids!
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 03, 2017, 01:21:40 AM
sleeping in the spare room in his everton pjs for a while then
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Jimmywhack on September 03, 2017, 01:51:15 AM
sleeping in the spare room in his everton pjs for a while then
Or a cell with Raymond the bastard
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Major Clanger on September 03, 2017, 01:52:21 AM
Wayne's a classic case of a lad who looks like the back end of a bus, ties the Mrs down early doors with a couple of kids, and then spends the next 10-15 years relying on his fame/wealth to jump all over any clunge that potentially comes his way, no matter how ropey. He's drunk on fame, and the access it gives him to otherwise unattainable women (for him).

Specifically Megabus.

(https://libertyvip.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/megabus.jpg)

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 03, 2017, 02:17:53 AM
He probably reads a lot of these sites. A few bob or not. His missus will blow him out if it happens again and the Sun are eating it up. Time for us to back him and let him know we do. But we're like his pissed off missus. Someone's got to give him a break. As footy fans, that's down to us. We do or we don't.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 03, 2017, 03:20:14 AM
Typical man, all of you have your brains in your dicks

Am I right girls.....girls??
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: sam of the south on September 03, 2017, 03:23:25 AM
Typical man, all of you have your brains in your dicks

Am I right girls.....girls??

HOLLAAAAA! 🙋🏼
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 03, 2017, 03:24:57 AM
Stay strong Colleen queen, don't let that bastard get away with it again girl, cut his cock off while hes asleep
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Everton Mint on September 03, 2017, 03:58:41 AM
I cant see him getting away with it and another chance from Coleen - she's given him a couple already.

I think its looking pretty grim for him (and us).
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: School of Science on September 03, 2017, 05:48:32 AM
You no what to say the last day of the transfer window hasn't been kind to us is a bit of a fking understatement innit. This year we have the Rooney / Barkley fiasco's, inbetween Farhads update. Last year it was the Sissoko shambles and Farhad's family follies speech. And the year before that was the infamous purple dildo incident outside Finch Farm, which led to all Sky sports reporters to be kept inside the training grounds for their own safety  :). Don't think it would bother me if they just fucked off the last day of the transfer window  :snigger:
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Juanito on September 03, 2017, 07:38:22 AM
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/football-soccer/news/article.cfm?c_id=86&objectid=11916249

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Jamokachi on September 03, 2017, 07:48:39 AM
Wayne and his complete clusterfuck of an evening meaning he won't be "mentally fit" to lead the line any time soon?

You're kidding aren't you? This is all a day in the life for rich footballers. This won't affect him on the pitch.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: blargins on September 03, 2017, 07:51:31 AM
At least we have a selection of number 10s to fall back on til he's got his life back together. And we save $300k too.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Paddockoldie on September 03, 2017, 03:31:46 PM
Why didn't  he just hire a driver if he was out having a beer? It's not like he's waiting for his next giro to drop on the mat is it? Silly boy
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Mayor Farnum on September 03, 2017, 04:12:57 PM
If I was a professional footballer and could afford the fine for drunk driving I'd find that preferable to having to get into a Delta cab with some fella in the front telling me how he was great as a teenager and was all set for a pro career until injuries and clubs playing favorites fucked him up. How he now runs an under elevens team on Sunday mornings and the junior league is full of great coaches who could manage in the Premier League but they'll never get a chance as it's all a conspiracy.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Juanito on September 03, 2017, 04:20:30 PM
Drop him for two weeks. Fine him two weeks wages and donate that hefty sum to charities that support families that have lost loved ones to drink drivers.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Tinga on September 03, 2017, 04:20:46 PM
If I was a professional footballer and could afford the fine for drunk driving I'd find that preferable to having to get into a Delta cab with some fella in the front telling me how he was great as a teenager and was all set for a pro career until injuries and clubs playing favorites fucked him up. How he now runs an under elevens team on Sunday mornings and the junior league is full of great coaches who could manage in the Premier League but they'll never get a chance as it's all a conspiracy.

You'd prefer potentially killing somebody whilst drunk driving like an idiot? great logic that.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: GLewis on September 03, 2017, 04:22:29 PM
You'd prefer potentially killing somebody whilst drunk driving like an idiot? great logic that.

I don't suppose anyone is thinking logically at the time though.

Edit:

I don't mean that as an excuse - just that I doubt people sit there thinking I could mow any number of people down. They probably think they're going to be ok.

Or if they're really gone, don't think at all.

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Simon Paul on September 03, 2017, 04:36:29 PM
If I was a professional footballer and could afford the fine for drunk driving I'd find that preferable to having to get into a Delta cab with some fella in the front telling me how he was great as a teenager and was all set for a pro career until injuries and clubs playing favorites fucked him up. How he now runs an under elevens team on Sunday mornings and the junior league is full of great coaches who could manage in the Premier League but they'll never get a chance as it's all a conspiracy.

he did both though

he got a taxi to the car he was driving

he's an actual moron isn't he?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheRam on September 03, 2017, 04:36:49 PM
We've all done stupid things when drunk.

I'd hate to see what id be like if I had Wayne rooneys fame and fortune, which is why I'm not being judgemental about it.

Also, as for his football, it really isn't a big deal.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: AllyBlue14 on September 03, 2017, 04:49:43 PM
Drop him for two weeks. Fine him two weeks wages and donate that hefty sum to charities that support families that have lost loved ones to drink drivers.

Agree with the second part, but I think we'd be shooting ourselves in the foot if we drop him. That may have selfish motivations, but I'm also not a fan of double jeopardy - I think he needs one harsh punishment, not multiple, whether that's a fine or dropping him from the squad (not my preference).

Don't forget also, that he's likely to be punished by the law too (and rightly), which will supplement any punishment Everton hand him.

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheRam on September 03, 2017, 04:56:46 PM
Has a player ever been dropped for drunk driving?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 03, 2017, 05:26:26 PM
he did both though

he got a taxi to the car he was driving

he's an actual moron isn't he?

lol what the hai, this cant be real, ???

just sitting here shaking my head..  getting a taxi to the car your going to drive, it was a shit car anyway, why go back to it.

i would say drop him. wish Barkley was fit.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Everton Mint on September 03, 2017, 05:32:09 PM
I cant believe people think it wont affect his football if his personal life falls apart.

I think if Coleen leaves with the kids he will be devastated.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: duncandisorderly on September 03, 2017, 05:34:40 PM
I cant believe people think it wont affect his football if his personal life falls apart.

I think if Coleen leaves with the kids he will be devastated.
I'd have to agree with that, can't see how it won't affect him on the pitch, if that happens his head will be all over the place.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Mayor Farnum on September 03, 2017, 05:36:21 PM
Has a player ever been dropped for drunk driving?

No, but let's be honest if there is ever a club that is going to do it it will be us.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: gizzblue on September 03, 2017, 05:36:24 PM
I cant believe people think it wont affect his football if his personal life falls apart.

I think if Coleen leaves with the kids he will be devastated.
You mean when she kicks him out 😅😅....doubt she'd leave .
When he was caught with the brass she forgave him (let's face it don't even think they were married at the time she'd have got fuck all) ....now though is completely different it's Rooney getting dry bummed by a divorce lawyer I envisage next .😅
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Brownie20 on September 03, 2017, 05:37:05 PM
I cant believe people think it wont affect his football if his personal life falls apart.

I think if Coleen leaves with the kids he will be devastated.

It depends. It may well be his only outlet to deal with it or he may implode, kicking shot out of everyone he comes across. I always felt that playing was the best for me when going through personal shit. It was something I could focus on and have control over
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheRam on September 03, 2017, 05:38:41 PM
No, but let's be honest if there is ever a club that is going to do it it will be us.

The club that made Duncan Ferguson captain?

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 03, 2017, 05:38:59 PM
Personally I'm assuming she won't leave him for the kids sake, maybe I'm deluded to think you know what you are letting yourself in for marrying a chappie like Rooney.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Jamokachi on September 03, 2017, 05:40:19 PM
I cant believe people think it wont affect his football if his personal life falls apart.

I think if Coleen leaves with the kids he will be devastated.

I don't think it will, because unfortunately she probably puts up with the shit that happens on the side. It just doesn't usually get out into the public domain. It's textbook.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Mayor Farnum on September 03, 2017, 05:44:48 PM
The club that made Duncan Ferguson captain?


And wouldn't let kids have an alcohol sponsor on their shirts. Making a stand or bowing to public opinion. Although I was unaware the public even made any connection between xs shirts and a sponsor; until we made our stand of course.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ross on September 03, 2017, 05:46:25 PM
I cant believe people think it wont affect his football if his personal life falls apart.

I think if Coleen leaves with the kids he will be devastated.

Apparently he's in court two days before we play Utd.

But obviously he's going to be fine with all the media circus around him that day and he'll be fully focused on the match and it won't effect his preparation at all.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Jamokachi on September 03, 2017, 05:49:37 PM
And wouldn't let kids have an alcohol sponsor on their shirts. Making a stand or bowing to public opinion. Although I was unaware the public even made any connection between xs shirts and a sponsor; until we made our stand of course.

Pretty sure you can't advertise alcohol on junior kits by law. That's why the youth teams originally played with Chang Soda on the kits.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 03, 2017, 05:50:30 PM
Here take this

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Gash on September 03, 2017, 05:50:54 PM
And wouldn't let kids have an alcohol sponsor on their shirts. Making a stand or bowing to public opinion. Although I was unaware the public even made any connection between xs shirts and a sponsor; until we made our stand of course.

It was the law that changed wasn't it?
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 03, 2017, 05:53:42 PM
Apparently he's in court two days before we play Utd.

But obviously he's going to be fine with all the media circus around him that day and he'll be fully focused on the match and it won't effect his preparation at all.


According to the BBC, it's set for the day after. Which isn't ideal, considering the type of pressure a big game like this would involve.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Ross on September 03, 2017, 06:10:31 PM

According to the BBC, it's set for the day after. Which isn't ideal, considering the type of pressure a big game like this would involve.

Be good if he could plead guilty without appearing and accept the consequences but I doubt that'll happen.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Trowel on September 03, 2017, 06:15:14 PM
Be good if he could plead guilty without appearing and accept the consequences but I doubt that'll happen.
Firmino and Yaya Toure both attended court - it's for the best to show contrition in public for something that's unacceptable.

Still feel like the rest of the story is a sting.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Bluedylan on September 03, 2017, 06:52:17 PM
He shouldn't have been drink-driving, no-one should.

Aside from that part of it, I genuinely couldn't give a toss about his private life and think a lot of preachy, moralistic bullshit has been written about the situation.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 03, 2017, 06:52:47 PM
Be good if he could plead guilty without appearing and accept the consequences but I doubt that'll happen.



I've just googled it and you have to appear in person on a DD. It's a criminal offence. They could make an example of him if they feel like it. I'm sure he'll be well represented though.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Hawkandro on September 03, 2017, 08:02:52 PM
Late to the party on this one, so I am probably just repeating what others have said, but I am thoroughly pissed off with Rooney here.

Brought in as a 'role model' for our promising youngsters, and charged with drink-driving after less then 3 months at the club? Utterly pathetic. I bet Koeman is absolutely livid with him.

Disgraceful, and in reality he should have his contract terminated, but like Gibson, it will probably be swept under the carpet by the club, especially as we fucked up our search for a striker in the window.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheRam on September 03, 2017, 08:31:21 PM
Have his contract terminated?

Really?

Just have a think about what you're saying. I take it if people were caught drink driving themselves they'd be perfectly happy to accept getting the sack?

Good to know we have so many morally perfect people on here.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Evertonian in NC on September 03, 2017, 08:40:19 PM


I've just googled it and you have to appear in person on a DD. It's a criminal offence. They could make an example of him if they feel like it. I'm sure he'll be well represented though.

Can't his lawyers get a continuance until, say, the next international break?  Would be the American thing to do.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Silas on September 03, 2017, 08:41:56 PM
He should be dealt with by the courts like everyone else. His job doesn't involve driving so he gets a telling off from Everton for being a poor role model and that's it
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Macca77 on September 03, 2017, 08:48:20 PM
Let he without sin cast the first stone
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 03, 2017, 08:50:12 PM
Can't his lawyers get a continuance until, say, the next international break?  Would be the American thing to do.



I have no idea at all on that one mate. Have a trawl through this if you fancy. I can't see anything similar to that.



https://www.drinkdriving.org/drink_driving_magistrates_court_guide.php
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Bluedylan on September 03, 2017, 08:51:46 PM
I'd suggest that if people are looking to footie players as role models, they need to re-calibrate because the problem lies at their own doorstep rather than at the footballer's.

I understand it can be difficult with children but that's the responsibility of parents and teachers. Many footie players have been pissheads, philanderers and in trouble with the law from year dot. The moral outrage is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Major Clanger on September 03, 2017, 08:52:10 PM
Let he without sin cast the first stone

Alright, I'll start it off then.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 03, 2017, 08:54:06 PM
Alright, I'll start it off then.



Fuck off. You're a liar for starters. :)
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Major Clanger on September 03, 2017, 08:55:10 PM
Fuck off. You're a liar for starters. :)

I've never driven under even the slightest of influence.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Trowel on September 03, 2017, 08:56:07 PM
Let he without sin cast the first stone
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TYXAaOfd_rI/U3khaLJKAgI/AAAAAAAABhg/mFS1WgtcMNE/s1600/5zawdmihw131ubpljyzpfo74i.320x240x49.gif)
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: pjk on September 03, 2017, 08:56:42 PM
I've never driven under even the slightest of influence.



It's a sin to lie though innit? ;)
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Shogun on September 03, 2017, 08:59:37 PM
Least he didn't assault anyone.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Gash on September 03, 2017, 09:04:07 PM
Can't his lawyers get a continuance until, say, the next international break?  Would be the American thing to do.

Rather than that he's lucky he didn't end up spending all weekend in jail and up on court first thing Monday morning.

There's no point dragging it out though, if he's three times over the limit there's nothing to contest. Get to court, take the 18 month ban and 60k fine or what ever it will be, accept he's been a tit and move on.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Evertonian in NC on September 03, 2017, 09:13:39 PM
Rather than that he's lucky he didn't end up spending all weekend in jail and up on court first thing Monday morning.

There's no point dragging it out though, if he's three times over the limit there's nothing to contest. Get to court, take the 18 month ban and 60k fine or what ever it will be, accept he's been a tit and move on.

Fair point.  Hard to argue at this point it was just mouthwash plus one glass of wine with dinner.

Just hate that the Old Trafford match won't have his mind focused 100%, but maybe he's better at compartmentalizing than most of us would be?

I'm fine with discipline for the Spurs match, but NOT the following one.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on September 03, 2017, 09:15:12 PM
Footballers never got done in the 70s they could never find their cars
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lxxx on September 03, 2017, 09:20:13 PM
So on Koeman's naughty step we have Rooney, Mirallas, Barkley and Niasse.

Fuckin hell we'll be able to put out a locker less 11 soon, all getting changed in the car park.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Audrey Horne on September 03, 2017, 09:41:29 PM
Oh so we are being psychologists again? No one fucking knows if his head will be elsewhere during games
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Lxxx on September 03, 2017, 09:43:34 PM
Oh so we are being psychologists again? No one fucking knows if his head will be elsewhere during games

It will if there is a woman with her fake knockers out in the first row of the Park End.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheRam on September 03, 2017, 09:44:34 PM
I've never driven under even the slightest of influence.

Shithouse
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Brownie20 on September 03, 2017, 10:36:20 PM
On a lighter note - if Colleen divorced him and got 50% of everything she'd have more PL medals than Steve Gerrard
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: gizzblue on September 03, 2017, 11:14:09 PM
Those saying they have never drove under the influence ..  it's probably harder to concentrate with a moaning wife or dvdless kids whining than pissed ....so we have all drove with undue care at some point .😅😅
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Evertonian in NC on September 03, 2017, 11:16:59 PM
On a lighter note - if Colleen divorced him and got 50% of everything she'd have more PL medals than Steve Gerrard

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Evertonian in NC on September 03, 2017, 11:18:52 PM
Those saying they have never drove under the influence ..  it's probably harder to concentrate with a moaning wife or dvdless kids whining than pissed ....so we have all drove with undue care at some point .😅😅

I once drove past a woman on the highway - at rush hour - who was reading a fucking book.  Traffic was clicking along at 70 miles an hour, mind you.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 03, 2017, 11:20:53 PM
So on Koeman's naughty step we have Rooney, Mirallas, Barkley and Niasse.

Fuckin hell we'll be able to put out a locker less 11 soon, all getting changed in the car park.

Don't be so ridiculous.

We're on for five-a-side-though, Robles in goal.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 03, 2017, 11:21:23 PM
In rural Ireland if a fella couldn't get his keys into the car or tractor like on the first go he used never drive home, he'd walk it, bum a lift with the fella less drunk than him or fall asleep on the bonnet or back seat

Can't even have a pint now and drive, world's gone mad

I've just drove home myself after a round of golf, had 2 pints as well although alas no dolly bird with fake tits in the bar to bring home, so fuck ye all

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Evertonian in NC on September 03, 2017, 11:23:15 PM
In rural Ireland if a fella couldn't get his keys into the car or tractor like on the first go he used never drive home, he'd walk it, bum a lift with the fella less drunk than him or fall asleep on the bonnet or back seat

Can't even have a pint now and drive, world's gone mad

I've just drove home myself after a round of golf, had 2 pints as well although alas no dolly bird with fake tits in the bar to bring home, so fuck ye all



You probably sweated it all out, to be honest.  No way over the limit.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: BlueForYou on September 03, 2017, 11:26:20 PM
He was letting his hair down (no pun intended), got carried away and will pay the price

We all make mistakes - whatever age

He'll have to swallow the medicine, bite the bullet and take it on the chin with both barrels

Wayne's a tough cookie, but talk about the blues........................ .........watch out, Spurs!

Come on, Coleen!!

Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Silas on September 04, 2017, 12:28:06 AM
In rural Ireland if a fella couldn't get his keys into the car or tractor like on the first go he used never drive home, he'd walk it, bum a lift with the fella less drunk than him or fall asleep on the bonnet or back seat

Can't even have a pint now and drive, world's gone mad

I've just drove home myself after a round of golf, had 2 pints as well although alas no dolly bird with fake tits in the bar to bring home, so fuck ye all



The worlds not gone mad its gone safer mate.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: BlueForYou on September 04, 2017, 01:09:25 AM
Not with North Korea around

They've never been the same since the 1966 World Cup - cruising 3-0 in the quarter finals at Goodison against Portugal until getting hit by a missile called Eusebio
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Bluedylan on September 04, 2017, 01:56:18 AM
Nah, let's not attempt to justify drink-driving. It's piss poor behaviour.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 04, 2017, 02:23:58 AM
Nah, let's not attempt to justify drink-driving. It's piss poor behaviour.

most fellas know when they've had a few too many

arsing about with another bird when ya married though, that's piss poor behaviour
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Bluedylan on September 04, 2017, 02:31:16 AM
most fellas know when they've had a few too many

arsing about with another bird when ya married though, that's piss poor behaviour

You seem like a sound fella Tone, but that's a load of old toss. Risking other people's lives because you have no self control (or worse couldn't give a fuck) is infinitely worse than infidelity.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Silas on September 04, 2017, 02:36:08 AM
Load of bullshit that, one's more than enough, two is putting someone's life at risk. I don't care how big you are, how much of a man you are, it's massive twat behaviour without exception to drive when you've had a drink
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 04, 2017, 02:53:23 AM
Load of bullshit that, one's more than enough, two is putting someone's life at risk. I don't care how big you are, how much of a man you are, it's massive twat behaviour without exception to drive when you've had a drink

nah 2 or 3 and you're sound, hardly going to swerve across the road and wipe out every fucker on the other lane
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Silas on September 04, 2017, 02:55:22 AM
nah 2 or 3 and you're sound, hardly going to swerve across the road and wipe out every fucker on the other lane

I'm going to assume this is shit humour. Total fucking nonsense otherwise.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 04, 2017, 03:01:12 AM
I'm going to assume this is shit humour. Total fucking nonsense otherwise.

you telling me after 3 pints you don't realise ya going over the speed limit or can't reverse into a tight spot? In Rooneys case it's obvious he's been on a bender all evening so to drive after that is ridiculous
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: everton1952 on September 04, 2017, 03:01:45 AM
total nonsense it is. Of course Rooney is supposed to have been well over the limit and there is zero excuse for that. The rest "one is more than enough"  and any drink is  "twat behaviour"  is indeed total nonsense. 
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Silas on September 04, 2017, 03:03:13 AM
you telling me after 3 pints you don't realise ya going over the speed limit or can't reverse into a tight spot? In Rooneys case it's obvious he's been on a bender all evening so to drive after that is ridiculous

Have you ever heard of reaction times? You are a hair away from stating You are a better driver when you've had a few. 
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Silas on September 04, 2017, 03:04:01 AM
Work in a and e and tell me 3 is fine
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 04, 2017, 03:06:23 AM
Work in a and e and tell me 3 is fine

I'd reverse the car all the way home after 3 pints of standard ale
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Silas on September 04, 2017, 03:08:03 AM
I'd reverse the car all the way home after 3 pints of standard ale

Im going to cut you a bit of slack and presume this is internet bravado. It's not as funny as your other stuff though
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: macca12 on September 04, 2017, 03:08:48 AM
As someone who has been at the scene of accidents involving drink drivers, including the death of someone on Christmas Eve as they were sat in their car with their wife sat next to them screaming I'm going to say anyone who drinks and drives is an absolute knobhead. I still remember that scene as I drive down that road when I'm back in Liverpool.
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: TheTone on September 04, 2017, 03:09:04 AM
Im going to cut you a bit of slack and presume this is internet bravado. It's not as funny as your other stuff though

might knock down a few rs full kit wankers on the way though
Title: Re: Rooney arrested
Post by: Bally on September 04, 2017, 03:26:25 AM
As a founder member of the designated driver campaign in the UK, I can absolutely say drink driving is a cunts trick.
I'm locking this before it gets worse