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Title: Koeman rumours
Post by: Bally on September 17, 2017, 02:53:31 AM
That was allegedly caught in Ellesmere Port with a lady or ladies of the night, supposed to hit the papers tomorrow
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Macca77 on September 17, 2017, 02:54:09 AM
Well he is Dutch
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Post by: Brownie20 on September 17, 2017, 02:55:15 AM
Fucking hell what are they putting in the water at USM Finch Farm?
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Post by: Ell Capitan on September 17, 2017, 02:55:46 AM
Oh good. After the last couple of weeks, this is just what the club needs.
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Post by: Coyb12 on September 17, 2017, 02:59:44 AM
Rooney's influence coming to the fore.



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Post by: WeimaranerBlues on September 17, 2017, 03:02:06 AM
ffs  can't get any worse , can it!!
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: arteta4spain on September 17, 2017, 03:05:55 AM
If this were true and the club sacked him due to shaming the club would anyone have any issue with that? I know there's unrest but would this hasten his exit?
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Coyb12 on September 17, 2017, 03:08:36 AM
:thumbsup:
If this were true and the club sacked him due to shaming the club would anyone have any issue with that? I know there's unrest but would this hasten his exit?
Mosh Will have a hard on now thinking of the money he will save if it's true,and I for one hope it is and it pushes him out.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: toshyboy on September 17, 2017, 03:16:21 AM
Gotta go if this is true
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: arteta4spain on September 17, 2017, 03:16:25 AM
:thumbsup:Mosh Will have a hard on now thinking of the money he will save if it's true,and I for one hope it is and it pushes him out.
Take it there'd be some clause/agreement that states he forfeits any payout if he brings the club into disrepute?
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Trowel on September 17, 2017, 03:17:38 AM
His wife will be fuming - he's taking this Angry Bird sponsorship too far.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Coyb12 on September 17, 2017, 03:18:50 AM
Take it there'd be some clause/agreement that states he forfeits any payout if he brings the club into disrepute?
I would think so,gets us out of  trouble if it's true,and just think Big Sam hasn't got a job.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Bob Sacamano on September 17, 2017, 03:20:19 AM
What the fuck is going on.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Trowel on September 17, 2017, 03:21:31 AM
I would think so,gets us out of  trouble if it's true,and just think Big Sam hasn't got a job.
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Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: TheRam on September 17, 2017, 03:29:18 AM
It's all over Twitter so I'm gonna assume someone's made it up and it's gathered pace.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Coyb12 on September 17, 2017, 03:33:35 AM
 :o
It's all over Twitter so I'm gonna assume someone's made it up and it's gathered pace.
Don't spoil it.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Bigstickytoffee on September 17, 2017, 03:38:19 AM
That was allegedly caught in Ellesmere Port with a lady or ladies of the night, supposed to hit the papers tomorrow

🤔
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on September 17, 2017, 03:49:00 AM
He never shagged her he couldn't decide which position to put her in.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Silas on September 17, 2017, 03:51:25 AM
He never shagged her he couldn't decide which position to put her in.

What you talking about Koeman definitely knows how to play in the hole. Its the only position he adequately covers
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Realist on September 17, 2017, 04:02:03 AM
One of them was a striker he said
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Bally on September 17, 2017, 04:03:58 AM
One of them was a striker he said
Hahahaha
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Post by: brap2 on September 17, 2017, 04:04:17 AM
Putting big square pegs in round holes was he
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Post by: Redartin on September 17, 2017, 04:11:12 AM
Hope he showed some aggression and done plenty of pressing.

Anyone else think Barkley wants to stay and set him up?
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Silas on September 17, 2017, 04:24:01 AM
I'm a millionaire who is feeling horny, I know I'll go to Ellesmere Port. Fucks sake Ron
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Post by: Escla on September 17, 2017, 04:26:55 AM
Unbelievable how Nancy people gave this a second thought and actually thought there was some truth in it , that anybody thought for a moment that he would do something like that a couple of weeks after Rooney and on the eve of a match.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Eddiesheeds on September 17, 2017, 04:30:19 AM
I live in the Port. Don't know weather to feel proud or fucking angry
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Post by: Eddiesheeds on September 17, 2017, 04:32:51 AM
Whether not weather (I think )
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Coyb12 on September 17, 2017, 04:35:39 AM
I live in the Port. Don't know weather to feel proud or fucking angry
I would feel angry if I lived there.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: toshyboy on September 17, 2017, 04:40:31 AM
Haven't Sunday paper headlines usually broke by now??
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Eddiesheeds on September 17, 2017, 04:45:37 AM
What was he saying yesterday about the senior pro's
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 17, 2017, 04:46:26 AM
I'm calling bullshit.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Coyb12 on September 17, 2017, 04:52:44 AM
I'm calling bullshit.
Noooo really.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 17, 2017, 04:57:15 AM
Noooo really.

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Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Shropshire Blue on September 17, 2017, 05:11:38 AM
I find it all hard to believe, can't see it being true.
Ffs, Ellesmere Port. Doesn't bear thinking about.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 17, 2017, 05:17:02 AM
Ellesmere Port has brasses?

Fuck off.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Ross on September 17, 2017, 05:19:33 AM
this fellas had enough Dutch caps to know whats what by now...
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Post by: Tony Clifton on September 17, 2017, 05:22:12 AM
I live in the Port. Don't know weather to feel proud or fucking angry

Are you a bird?   ;D   ;)
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Tony Clifton on September 17, 2017, 05:31:39 AM
Hoe many number 10s, Ron?  Ron?
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Bluebridge on September 17, 2017, 05:33:41 AM
I live in the Port. Don't know weather to feel proud or fucking angry
One of El Portos finest :)
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Confucius on September 17, 2017, 11:43:46 AM
I am sure he played three at the back.
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Post by: bluenuck on September 17, 2017, 12:55:35 PM
Nothing about this that I've seen. It's what? 7am for you guys now? Papers must be out...
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on September 17, 2017, 12:58:38 PM
After a quick visit by police to Ron's home it was established he was nowhere near the Port, he was at home with the mrs watching their fav dvd Fanny By Gaslight.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on September 17, 2017, 01:04:39 PM
Nothing about this that I've seen. It's what? 7am for you guys now? Papers must be out...
It took me mind off today's game for a bit anyway.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: bluenuck on September 17, 2017, 01:23:19 PM
It took me mind off today's game for a bit anyway.

We got this. Don't worry.

And if we don't. Well, we have fun anyway and enjoy the day. It's what us blues do.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on September 17, 2017, 01:25:50 PM
We got this. Don't worry.

And if we don't. Well, we have fun anyway and enjoy the day. It's what us blues do.
Love to see Koemans Res-erection!
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Macca77 on September 17, 2017, 02:33:48 PM
Nothing in my paper this morning

https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/906611937429114880
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Silas on September 17, 2017, 02:43:35 PM
Love to see Koemans Res-erection!

Stand up of you love the blues?
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Lxxx on September 17, 2017, 02:44:33 PM
As if. No-one gets caught with brass anymore, certainly not if you're trousering 500k/month. He can get a very nice expensive one ordered to a hotel room when we're playing away, so to speak.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Brownie20 on September 17, 2017, 02:56:45 PM
As if. No-one gets caught with brass anymore, certainly not if you're trousering 500k/month. He can get a very nice expensive one ordered to a hotel room when we're playing away, so to speak.

Unless that's their thing
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: toshyboy on September 17, 2017, 03:29:56 PM
Perhaps he got an injunction
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Post by: BlueForYou on September 17, 2017, 03:31:06 PM
Kerb this rumour and put it to bed - no hard truth in it
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Bluedylan on September 17, 2017, 03:47:01 PM
It's clearly rubbish. Someone trying to discredit him because they're pissed off with him as manager.
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Post by: Redartin on September 17, 2017, 03:48:34 PM
Can just see his diary for Monday,

9.00am Wayne Rooney wants to see you.

10.00am Ross Barkley wants to see you.

11.00am Niasse wants to see you.

11.30am Jim White on line 2 for you.

12.00am Mr Moshiri wants to see you before the 1.00pm press announcement.

4.30pm Bill wants to know is there something wrong, he has been trying to get you all day, he has found a cheap striker who may be out of hospital before January.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Redartin on September 17, 2017, 04:04:36 PM
Someone trying to discredit him because they're pissed off with him as manager.

That narrows it down to a few thousand.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Bluebridge on September 17, 2017, 04:40:24 PM
Can just see his diary for Monday,


4.30pm Bill wants to know is there something wrong, he has been trying to get you all day, he has found a cheap striker who may be out of hospital before January.
Actually thats a thought, has anyone had a look to see what players are currently with no club, that are available outside of the window? I know theres a reason they're available, but you just never know.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Coyb12 on September 17, 2017, 04:45:00 PM
Kerb this rumour and put it to bed - no hard truth in it
Three descents efforts there mate well in..
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Post by: BlueMaquis on September 17, 2017, 05:02:58 PM
Knowing Koeman's style I doubt there was any penetration involved, not to mention scoring.
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Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 17, 2017, 05:43:03 PM
He may have met the hookers and asked them for their thoughts on team selection and on how to play against man u.
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Post by: Simon Paul on September 17, 2017, 05:44:08 PM
I can see everyone has beaten me to the jokes I wanted to make

So I will just say.....I hope he got an STD.  Not a bad one like AIDS, but one that caused him minor discomfort and severe embarrassment.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: montanatoffeefan on September 17, 2017, 05:53:35 PM
It's clearly rubbish. Someone trying to discredit him because they're pissed off with him as manager.

Seems like a lot of trouble to go to. When all they had to do was post a video of the Spurs match
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: BlueForYou on September 17, 2017, 07:08:10 PM
If we lose by three goals, we drop into the bottom three

Enough to give anyone the red light

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Post by: ynotd on September 17, 2017, 07:43:00 PM
Hasn't his missus just had some form of cancer treatment?

Bit of a shitty rumour to spread if it's not true is it all over the papers?
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Bluedylan on September 17, 2017, 07:59:53 PM
If we lose by three goals, we drop into the bottom three

Enough to give anyone the red light



Nah, not with the fixture run we've had.

The thing that gives me a red light is how clueless we've looked in pretty much all aspects. If there was a style of football gradually emerging that could eventually be successful, but we we're losing to the big teams, that would be acceptable.
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: Confucius on September 22, 2017, 11:09:59 AM
So was there anything in this.... Or has Niasse just filed the pics until he gets dropped again?
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 22, 2017, 06:05:47 PM

So I will just say.....I hope he got an STD.  Not a bad one like AIDS, but one that caused him minor discomfort and severe embarrassment.

Good shout, as that's the kinda feeling 'Koemans' Everton leaves me with after each game at the moment....
Title: Re: Koeman rumours
Post by: bacon sarnie on September 22, 2017, 09:07:26 PM
He never shagged her he couldn't decide which position to put her in.

Heard he promised her a locker.