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Title: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: BlueForYou on April 01, 2018, 03:24:39 PM
Billionaire inventor and pro Brexiteer Sir James Dyson eyeing up possible Everton takeover/sponsorship investment

Dust in time, hopefully
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Post by: Ramjam on April 01, 2018, 03:33:31 PM
Hopefully he’ll get rid of all the baggage
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on April 01, 2018, 04:11:14 PM
Something something cordless.
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Post by: Alanvideo on April 01, 2018, 04:19:57 PM
should sweep this ' rumour ' under the carpet ,it is April 1st after all.
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Post by: Trowel on April 01, 2018, 04:44:55 PM
Suckers.
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Post by: Macca77 on April 01, 2018, 05:11:10 PM
Hilarious, my side's have split from laughing so much
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Post by: TheRam on April 01, 2018, 05:13:36 PM
Where's the link to this story?
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Post by: BlueForYou on April 01, 2018, 05:16:44 PM
The link came from Hoover Dam
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Post by: Gash on April 01, 2018, 05:18:43 PM
The link came from Hoover Dam

April Fools is just a regular day for you.
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Post by: Simon Paul on April 01, 2018, 05:33:23 PM
I remember when his financier, Sheik Unvaq was looking at taking us over one April
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Post by: Brownie on April 01, 2018, 05:39:24 PM
I remember when his financier, Sheik Unvaq was looking at taking us over one April

Of the Glade family
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Post by: blargins on April 01, 2018, 06:09:11 PM
This season has been one long April Fools joke.
Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: BlueForYou on April 01, 2018, 06:10:29 PM
I had to throw my vacuum cleaner out - it was just gathering dust

No foolhards round here - Happy Easter!

You bunny boilers!!

Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: TheTone on April 01, 2018, 06:20:22 PM
Takes my eastern european house keeper all day to hoover the house

Turns out she is a Slovac
Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: Major Clanger on April 01, 2018, 06:47:52 PM
Billionaire inventor and pro Brexiteer Sir James Dyson eyeing up possible Everton takeover/sponsorship investment

Dust in time, hopefully

I hope he drowns in his porridge, the cunt.
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Post by: BlueForYou on April 01, 2018, 07:01:19 PM
One for the Baggies
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Post by: Audrey Horne on April 01, 2018, 07:52:02 PM
::)
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Post by: BlueForYou on April 01, 2018, 10:15:59 PM
Thought you'd vax lyrical over this, Audrey
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Post by: Heisenberg on April 01, 2018, 10:28:24 PM
Horrific banter
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Post by: TheRam on April 01, 2018, 10:35:24 PM
This is a really sad day for the Internet
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Post by: Audrey Horne on April 01, 2018, 10:39:28 PM
Thought you'd vax lyrical over this, Audrey

Shut up you fucking loser
Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: BlueForYou on April 01, 2018, 11:12:54 PM
Why am I a fucking loser? And what are you? Twice the loser

One place only for uneducated verbal abuse - in the bin with all the other rubbish you come out with

Stand upright and be counted
Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: Audrey Horne on April 01, 2018, 11:16:02 PM
Why am I a fucking loser? And what are you? Twice the loser

One place only for uneducated verbal abuse - in the bin with all the other rubbish you come out with

Stand upright and be counted

hahahahah ok.
Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: BlueForYou on April 01, 2018, 11:18:17 PM
KO'd!
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Post by: Audrey Horne on April 01, 2018, 11:22:58 PM
KO'd!

Seriously, are you 12?
Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: BlueForYou on April 01, 2018, 11:39:37 PM
There's no answer to that!

Try something constructive for a change - if you have a dictionary, look for the C's...........................

Seriously



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Post by: boothill on April 02, 2018, 12:10:31 AM
Partial to a good suck like
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Post by: sam of the south on April 02, 2018, 01:32:58 AM
Great site, lads
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Post by: BlueForYou on April 02, 2018, 02:26:48 AM
Give us a kiss
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Post by: sam of the south on April 02, 2018, 02:49:25 AM
Give us a kiss

There ya go, lad  :-*


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Post by: Tony Clifton on April 02, 2018, 02:59:16 AM
Jesus wept.  And then he wept some more.
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Post by: BlueForYou on April 02, 2018, 03:25:56 AM
Jesus swept

He should have got a Dyson

Stitch that, Sammy!
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Post by: Tony Clifton on April 02, 2018, 03:54:36 AM
And then Jesus went into the garage, connected the hose...  you know the rest.
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Post by: sam of the south on April 02, 2018, 04:02:27 AM
I would suggest Burrens, but it’s too mediocre
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Post by: boothill on April 02, 2018, 06:04:04 AM
naughty noonoo was modelled on big sam, allegedly
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Post by: Ross on April 02, 2018, 06:53:37 AM
yeah don’t attempt to be humours on here @BlueForYou (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=6069) the “free thinking liberals” will tool you man and not in an ironic way.

Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: BlueForYou on April 03, 2018, 12:51:51 AM
Nobody takes those tool/cool things seriously, do they?

Oh, wait - maybe those "free thinking liberals" do

The irony of it!
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Post by: gizzblue on April 03, 2018, 01:41:35 AM
Nobody takes those tool/cool things seriously, do they?

Oh, wait - maybe those "free thinking liberals" do

The irony of it!
Wouldn't even know where they are been in mobile app since I joined ...only heresay to me the tool/cool shite are ..pretty sure a few others are not privy to them either .
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Post by: Escla on April 03, 2018, 03:04:37 PM
What does this cool/tool thing do ? Does it hurt ?
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Post by: Ramjam on April 03, 2018, 04:05:07 PM
What does this cool/tool thing do ? Does it hurt ?
I guess that depends on oral or anal
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Post by: BlueForYou on April 03, 2018, 11:53:06 PM
I guess cliques cool each other and trolls tool outsiders

Keep in with the gang and all that - primary school stuff for adults, basically

Call y'selves Evertonians? Snap-on and tool away, folks!

Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: bluestevie on April 04, 2018, 12:05:33 AM
I guess cliques cool each other and trolls tool outsiders

Keep in with the gang and all that - primary school stuff for adults, basically

Call y'selves Evertonians? Snap-on and tool away, folks!



There is no such thing as a clique on here, never has been
Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: BlueForYou on April 04, 2018, 12:07:42 AM
Did I specifically state that there is a clique on here?
Title: Re: Dyson to clean up?
Post by: Bally on April 06, 2018, 06:14:53 PM
What does this cool/tool thing do ? Does it hurt ?
Depends whether I catch you or not