December 14, 2018, 11:53:29 PM

Author Topic: Rooney arrested  (Read 14390 times)

Offline Evertonian in NC

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Re: Rooney arrested
« on: September 03, 2017, 11:23:15 PM »
In rural Ireland if a fella couldn't get his keys into the car or tractor like on the first go he used never drive home, he'd walk it, bum a lift with the fella less drunk than him or fall asleep on the bonnet or back seat

Can't even have a pint now and drive, world's gone mad

I've just drove home myself after a round of golf, had 2 pints as well although alas no dolly bird with fake tits in the bar to bring home, so fuck ye all

You probably sweated it all out, to be honest.  No way over the limit.
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