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Re: Rooney arrested
« on: September 04, 2017, 12:28:06 AM »
In rural Ireland if a fella couldn't get his keys into the car or tractor like on the first go he used never drive home, he'd walk it, bum a lift with the fella less drunk than him or fall asleep on the bonnet or back seat

Can't even have a pint now and drive, world's gone mad

I've just drove home myself after a round of golf, had 2 pints as well although alas no dolly bird with fake tits in the bar to bring home, so fuck ye all

The worlds not gone mad its gone safer mate.

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