Did you really have to go and make a compilation?! I definitely won't sleep now!
I'll be honest and admit I warmed to a few of those... well, ok, two - Stracq and Valencia. Jury still out on RFM. Still, a pretty miserable compilation tape isn't it?
Let's call it 'Viva Las Everton', or some such shit. And then burn it.
We'll just go for "RFM - the greatest South American to ever play for Everton"