Yea, 'cos everyone is dancing in the streets aren't they?! Reckon you could give the hyperbole a miss for a wee while?
There's nothing wrong with trying to be positive, enjoying a couple of wins and looking forward to what might happen. We all wanted better than where we are, but this is the reality of it.
But carry on with the miserable ol' bastard routine. It's not grating, not in the slightest.
I enjoyed the wins. I've never not enjoyed an Everton win.
They just don't distract me too much from the fact that it will take a long time to come back from where we have ended up.
Questions need to be asked at a much higher level than manager, though