Well how will they explain this old Everton song?
Big Bob Latch had a 10 foot lash so he showed it to the lady next door
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
And now it's only 5 foot 4
I'll tell you a story about a man named Bob he could score goals with the end of his knob
I'd imagine neither of those things would be an issue, because there's never been a history of reducing white men to predatory, sexual animals in the way there has been with black men.