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If forced, which of the following would choose to fornicate with?

Chariman Mao
1 (2%)
Adolf Hitler
0 (0%)
Mother Teresa
5 (9.8%)
Thatcher
10 (19.6%)
Brendan Rodgers
3 (5.9%)
Trevor McDonald
8 (15.7%)
Where's the fucking Unicorn option
24 (47.1%)

Total Members Voted: 51

Author Topic: Hearts v Everton  (Read 25501 times)

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July 26, 2015, 03:50:21 PM
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Fynci


2-0

Sorry wrong thread

July 26, 2015, 03:59:17 PM
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bacon sarnie


I'd eat her kebab with extra sauce

Brings new meaning to Down on Maggies Farm.

July 26, 2015, 04:56:17 PM
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Bluedylan


Can't believe not one person wants to fuck Chairman Mao. I reckon it was all an act with him, and once you got him on his own, away from all the death camps and murdering of intellectuals, underneath it all he'd be quite a tender, attentive lover. For what it's worth big man, you were my second choice. It was nothing personal, but I was never going to pass up the chance to have relations with a mythical creature.
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''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.

July 26, 2015, 06:32:13 PM
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Bluedylan


What kind of streamage situation are we looking at then? Not great I'm guessing.
''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.

July 26, 2015, 06:35:21 PM
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brap2

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What kind of streamage situation are we looking at then? Not great I'm guessing.

Some brave soul should take one for the team and let us all sign in to their Everton TV account.
I knew that someday I was going to die, and I knew that before I died, two things would happen to me. That number one; I would regret my entire life, and number two; that I would want to live my life over again.

July 26, 2015, 06:41:16 PM
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Bluedylan


Is right Avon...I mean brap. Who's stepping up for the lads?
''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.

July 26, 2015, 06:48:09 PM
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74Blue


Looks like Mother Teresa's all mine...suddenly I feel really guilty.
At least she'll still be nice and tight.

July 26, 2015, 07:10:14 PM
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everton2512


Everton fans in the Entwine Bar & Bistro Pub opposite Hearts ground. Remember no ale allowed inside Scottish grounds!

July 26, 2015, 07:53:57 PM
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Evertonian in NC


No NBCSN Extra Time today, I'm afraid.  But I am enjoying the fact that our matchday humor is in regular season form so quickly!!
"If you want a really scary thought, imagine how stupid the average American is.  Then realize...half of 'em are dumber than THAT." - George Carlin

July 26, 2015, 08:02:46 PM
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Jimmywhack

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On pak India if you have an android box
Simply simply lovely

July 26, 2015, 08:17:03 PM
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jongre123


Everton starting XI (to play Hearts): Joel, Baines, Stones, Jagielka, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Mirallas, Osman, Kone, Lukaku.
Everton substitutes: Howard, Oviedo, Cleverley, Browning, McAleny, Robinson, Naismith, Barkley, Pennington, Ledson, Dowell.

July 26, 2015, 08:18:12 PM
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TheRam

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Pienaar arrived on crutches
Hey there mister can you tell me what happened to the seeds I've sown
Can you give me a reason sir as to why they've never grown

July 26, 2015, 08:28:24 PM
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sam of the south


Pienaar arrived on crutches

Really, mate?
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July 26, 2015, 08:43:29 PM
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pro_evo


On pak India if you have an android box
which channel pal ?
:)

July 26, 2015, 08:52:56 PM
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Goaljira

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If we do sell Stones can we not just go and buy a job lot of spare hamstrings on the black market?