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If forced, which of the following would choose to fornicate with?

Chariman Mao
1 (2%)
Adolf Hitler
0 (0%)
Mother Teresa
5 (9.8%)
Thatcher
10 (19.6%)
Brendan Rodgers
3 (5.9%)
Trevor McDonald
8 (15.7%)
Where's the fucking Unicorn option
24 (47.1%)

Total Members Voted: 51

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July 26, 2015, 03:50:21 PM
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Fynci


Re: Hearts v Everton
2-0

Sorry wrong thread
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July 26, 2015, 03:59:17 PM
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bacon sarnie


Re: Hearts v Everton
Quote from: TheRam on July 26, 2015, 01:28:15 AM
I'd eat her kebab with extra sauce

Brings new meaning to Down on Maggies Farm.
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July 26, 2015, 04:56:17 PM
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Bluedylan


Re: Hearts v Everton
Can't believe not one person wants to fuck Chairman Mao. I reckon it was all an act with him, and once you got him on his own, away from all the death camps and murdering of intellectuals, underneath it all he'd be quite a tender, attentive lover. For what it's worth big man, you were my second choice. It was nothing personal, but I was never going to pass up the chance to have relations with a mythical creature.
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''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.
July 26, 2015, 06:32:13 PM
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Bluedylan


Re: Hearts v Everton
What kind of streamage situation are we looking at then? Not great I'm guessing.
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''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.
July 26, 2015, 06:35:21 PM
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Re: Hearts v Everton
Quote from: Bluedylan on July 26, 2015, 06:32:13 PM
What kind of streamage situation are we looking at then? Not great I'm guessing.

Some brave soul should take one for the team and let us all sign in to their Everton TV account.
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I knew that someday I was going to die, and I knew that before I died, two things would happen to me. That number one; I would regret my entire life, and number two; that I would want to live my life over again.
July 26, 2015, 06:41:16 PM
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Bluedylan


Re: Hearts v Everton
Is right Avon...I mean brap. Who's stepping up for the lads?
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''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.
July 26, 2015, 06:48:09 PM
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74Blue


Re: Hearts v Everton
Quote from: The Smoking Gun on July 26, 2015, 02:45:20 AM
Looks like Mother Teresa's all mine...suddenly I feel really guilty.
At least she'll still be nice and tight.
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July 26, 2015, 07:10:14 PM
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everton2512


Re: Hearts v Everton
Everton fans in the Entwine Bar & Bistro Pub opposite Hearts ground. Remember no ale allowed inside Scottish grounds!
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July 26, 2015, 07:53:57 PM
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Evertonian in NC


Re: Hearts v Everton
No NBCSN Extra Time today, I'm afraid.  But I am enjoying the fact that our matchday humor is in regular season form so quickly!!
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July 26, 2015, 08:02:46 PM
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Jimmywhack

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Re: Hearts v Everton
On pak India if you have an android box
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Simply simply lovely
July 26, 2015, 08:17:03 PM
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jongre123


Re: Hearts v Everton
Everton starting XI (to play Hearts): Joel, Baines, Stones, Jagielka, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Mirallas, Osman, Kone, Lukaku.
Everton substitutes: Howard, Oviedo, Cleverley, Browning, McAleny, Robinson, Naismith, Barkley, Pennington, Ledson, Dowell.
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July 26, 2015, 08:18:12 PM
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TheRam

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Re: Hearts v Everton
Pienaar arrived on crutches
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Hey there mister can you tell me what happened to the seeds I've sown
Can you give me a reason sir as to why they've never grown
July 26, 2015, 08:28:24 PM
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sam of the south


Re: Hearts v Everton
Quote from: TheRam on July 26, 2015, 08:18:12 PM
Pienaar arrived on crutches

Really, mate?
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July 26, 2015, 08:43:29 PM
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pro_evo


Re: Hearts v Everton
Quote from: Jimmywhack on July 26, 2015, 08:02:46 PM
On pak India if you have an android box
which channel pal ?
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:)
July 26, 2015, 08:52:56 PM
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Goaljira

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Re: Hearts v Everton
If we do sell Stones can we not just go and buy a job lot of spare hamstrings on the black market?
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