Stupid Shouts Thread

[sam of the south]

Its always the guy behind you, never in front.

Is that something to do with the male g-spot?

[Bluenose 91]

Also from the famous Top Balc...

Some lad turns up late and is shuffling to his seat in everyones way.  He's wearing a bright yellow rain coat so some fella shouts ''Fucking hell here's Deadliest Catch''

Had everyone in bits and the lad looked like he wanted to die.

[sam of the south]

"You bet bummed by Will Young"

The smart money was on John O'Shea

[BlueForYou]

18th January 1984, Oxford v Everton, League Cup

After 80mins, Oxford 1 Everton 0

"Fuck off, Kendall, you don't know what you're doing"