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January 25, 2010, 12:40:14 AM
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The baby's not yours,
the baby's not youuuuuuuuuuuurs,
oh Wayne Rooney,
it's Adebayor's!

Singing that the other night and hadn't realised what a ch00n it is. Throw your favourite chants in here. Preferibly non-Everton (will have heard most of them) but they can be if you want like.

January 25, 2010, 12:42:38 AM
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Yeah I heard that one.. :snigger:
"..whenever i see an everton shirt i think there goes an everton fan. whenever i see a liverpool shirt i think there's someone wearing a liverpool shirt.."

January 25, 2010, 12:43:02 AM
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I've posted this one before, but it's still brilliant - Olympiakos fans at Stamford Bridge a couple of years ago!

Chelsea Olympiakos: ''All of you are gays''


January 25, 2010, 12:44:02 AM
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He's over on the left and on the right.
Is it Shaun-Wright Phillips? No he's shite...
No it's not Aaron Lennon, someone better tell 'em...
It's Ashley Young he's fuckin' dynamite.
Singing Aye-Aye-Ashley Ashley Young,
singing Aye-Aye-Ashley Ashley Young...
Singing Ay, Ay, Ashley,
Ay, Ay, Ashley,
Aye-Aye-Ashley Ashley Young!

To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain"

January 25, 2010, 12:51:43 AM
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This is not a chant but it's something that makes me laugh:

Verona v Napoli - the Verona fans bring a banner which basically said "Vesuvius, help us dream" which is obviously them wishing that Vesuvius would erupt again and destroy Naples.  The next season the Napoli fans responded with a banner that said "Juliet is a slag" - Romeo and Juliet is set in Verona and they are very proud of it!

Not big or clever, but an excellent childish reponse I think!

January 25, 2010, 12:52:54 AM
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This is not a chant but it's something that makes me laugh:

Verona v Napoli - the Verona fans bring a banner which basically said "Vesuvius, help us dream" which is obviously them wishing that Vesuvius would erupt again and destroy Naples.  The next season the Napoli fans responded with a banner that said "Juliet is a slag" - Romeo and Juliet is set in Verona and they are very proud of it!

Not big or clever, but an excellent childish reponse I think!

Hahahaha! Quality.

I think everyone's heard it Vermillion, just never realised how funny it was! We toasted the streets of Paris with it.


January 25, 2010, 04:23:48 AM
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When I was younger I used to go to Brighton games and they had some great chants. When the chairman Bill Archer and chief executive David Bellotti sold the club's ground and anything that they could.

(To the tune of one man went to mow)
One man went to knife, knife, went to knife Bellotti, Cunt.

January 25, 2010, 04:39:59 AM
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He's over on the left and on the right.
Is it Shaun-Wright Phillips? No he's shite...
No it's not Aaron Lennon, someone better tell 'em...
It's Ashley Young he's fuckin' dynamite.
Singing Aye-Aye-Ashley Ashley Young,
singing Aye-Aye-Ashley Ashley Young...
Singing Ay, Ay, Ashley,
Ay, Ay, Ashley,
Aye-Aye-Ashley Ashley Young!

To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain"

Didn't we sing that once for Li Tie? :o
   

January 25, 2010, 06:16:04 AM
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He hit her 5 times
He hit heerr 5 tiiimees
Oh Djibril Cisee he hit her 5 times.

Wigan fans to Cisse after the alleged domestic.

January 25, 2010, 07:29:21 AM
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U-N-I-T-E-D  that spells fuckin debt to me with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone OCEAN FINACE on the phone

sang by city yesterday at scunthorpe haha
Those that dont know do not matter!

January 25, 2010, 07:47:08 AM
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U-N-I-T-E-D  that spells fuckin debt to me with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone OCEAN FINACE on the phone

sang by city yesterday at scunthorpe haha

lolol LMAO!

January 25, 2010, 08:56:23 AM
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Those that dont know do not matter!

January 25, 2010, 07:14:32 PM
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This is not a chant but it's something that makes me laugh:

Verona v Napoli - the Verona fans bring a banner which basically said "Vesuvius, help us dream" which is obviously them wishing that Vesuvius would erupt again and destroy Naples.  The next season the Napoli fans responded with a banner that said "Juliet is a slag" - Romeo and Juliet is set in Verona and they are very proud of it!

Not big or clever, but an excellent childish reponse I think!

Amusing to say the least.
Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)

January 26, 2010, 01:54:58 AM
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That Olympiakos "all of you are gays" makes me LOL eveytime I see it, we should sing it at Anfield.

January 26, 2010, 03:16:59 AM
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That Olympiakos "all of you are gays" makes me LOL eveytime I see it, we should sing it at Anfield.

I just realised I posted the wrong version of it too.  There's a better one where they're chanting it for a good minute or so.

It's a genius chant.