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January 26, 2010, 03:29:21 AM
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bloody scally


Hibs fans against Hearts two edinburgh derbys ago about overweight striker Chris Nade:

1 man could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
1 man could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
2 men could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
2 men, 1 man and has forklift truck couldnae carry Nade,
3 men could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
3 men, 2 men, 1 man and has forklift truck couldnae carry Nade,
4 men could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and has forklift truck couldnae carry Nade,
5 men could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and has forklift truck couldnae carry Nade,
6 men could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and has forklift truck couldnae carry Nade,
7 men could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and has forklift truck couldnae carry Nade,
8 men could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and has forklift truck couldnae carry Nade,
9 men could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
9 men, 8men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and has forklift truck couldnae carry Nade,
10 men could'nae carry, couldnae carry Nade,
10 men, 9 men, 8men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and has forklift truck couldnae carry Nade.


Towards the end about 4,000 taking up the end stand were all singing it, with each line getting faster and faster. It sounded boss and the stadium went silent when it had finished!

January 27, 2010, 02:57:35 AM
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Silas

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January 27, 2010, 05:30:55 PM
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bloody scally




January 30, 2010, 10:16:17 PM
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.Rimbo.


"It's Adebayor, it's Adebayorrrrrrrr...
He used to love coach trips, but not anymore!"

January 30, 2010, 11:25:23 PM
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Bluenose 91


"It's Adebayor, it's Adebayorrrrrrrr...
He used to love coach trips, but not anymore!"

Harsh!

What fans were singing that?  Or is that a product of your twisted mind Mr Rimbo?

January 30, 2010, 11:27:43 PM
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.Rimbo.


lolol United fans, I think.


February 01, 2010, 03:48:15 AM
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Pienaar's 6th dreadlock from the right


Bad that

Shouldn't disrespect the dead especially about something as stupid as football.


Just like West Ham vs Millwall when the Millwall were singing ''Your Dad's dead Your Dad's deaaaad Oh Jack Collison your Dadddd's dead.''

Worst football song ever whoever made that one should be ashamed of themselves.

February 01, 2010, 06:21:23 AM
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Flusky

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Worst football song by far is Ice On The Runway.

Good one from today.

"CHEEEELSEA WHEREVER YOU MAY BE! DON'T LEAVE YOUR WIFE WITH JOHN TER-RY!"

February 01, 2010, 10:03:15 PM
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slothzen


Could you guys type out some Everton ones?  I don't know any.

February 02, 2010, 12:47:41 AM
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evertonjoe


Everton chants well theres:

Everton, Everton, Everton, Everton, Everton, Everton (repeat)

and that is about all that gets sung out the match. Except on Derby day when we break out 'Murderers' and Tell steven Gerrard That 'The baby's not yours'.

We also sing 'it's a Grand Old Team to play for' but our fans generally aren't inventive with their songs.

R.A.P Music

February 02, 2010, 04:58:15 AM
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slothzen


Yeah, I hear that song all the time, that song which I sing in the shower, but that's about all I can make out. Speaking of which has anyone thought of doing an updated version of the tune?  I'm sure it's very near and dear but have to admit it sounds kinda antiquated.  If what I deserve is a 'fuck off' for suggesting that I understand.

February 02, 2010, 08:09:32 PM
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Yeah, I hear that song all the time, that song which I sing in the shower, but that's about all I can make out. Speaking of which has anyone thought of doing an updated version of the tune?  I'm sure it's very near and dear but have to admit it sounds kinda antiquated.  If what I deserve is a 'fuck off' for suggesting that I understand.

Follow, follow, follow...
Everton is the team to follow,
because there's nobody better
than Mikel Arteta.
He's the best little Spaniard we know!

Follow Follow Follow - Mikel Arteta Song!

Run run, whoever you may be.
We are the famous E.F.C
and we'll fuck you up, whoever you may be...
We are the famous E.F.C.

We are the famous efc boro 06/07

Oh Everton, Oh we love Everton ohhhh
Everton oh we love Everton!

And we love our Neville Southall (And we love our Neville Southall)
Neville Southall! (Neville Southalllllllllllllllllllllll lll!)

Everton Oh we love Everton oh Everton oh we love Everton!

And we love our Shaggy Stevens (And we love our Shaggy Stevens)
Shaggy Stevens! (Shaggy Stevens!)
Neville Southall! (Neville Southalllllllllllllllllllllll llllll)

Repeat until you've done all of the '85 team and then you can make up ones if you want. The list is:

Paul Bracewell
Kevin Sheedy
Graeme Sharpe
Andy Gray
Tricky Trev
Peter Reid
Degsy Mountfield
Kev the Rat
Psycho Pat
Shaggy Stevens
Neville Southall

(Usually Howard Kendall's name is put at the end as well)

Oh Everton, Oh We Love Everton

Everton oh we love everton

On the Bus In Liege 2

Evertonians in Nuremberg

This next one is a quality version!

Everton, oh we love Everton

We shall not, we shall not be moved.
We shall not, we shall not be moved.
Just like a team, that's gonna win the (UEFA/FA/Carling) Cup*,
we shall not be moved!

*At one time, the football league, would you imagine!

Nuremberg - Everton (8.11.07 - EVERTON FANS SINGING)

We're on the march with Moyesey's* Army!
We're all going to Wembleyyyyyyyyyyy...
And we'll really shake them up,
when we win the FA Cup,
cos Everton are the greatest football team.......
We're on the march (repeat)

* manager's name at the time used. Started with Gordon Lee in the 70's (Gordon's Army)

Everton 3-1 Aston Villa FA Cup

We hate Bill Shankly and we hate St. John,
but most of all we hate Big Ron.
And we'll hang* the Kopites,
one-by-one, on the banks of the royal blue Mersey!
Oh to hell, with Liverpool and Rangers too,
we'll throw them all in the Mersey!
And we'll fight, fight, fight,
with all our might,
for the boys in the Royal Blue Jersey!

royal blue jersey

Tell me ma, me ma.
I don't want no tea, no tea.
We're going to Wembley,
tell me ma, me ma!

Also can be used like;

Tell me ma, me ma.
To put the champagne on ice.
We're going to Wembley twice,
tell me ma, me ma!

EVERTON VS VILLA TELL ME MA ME MA

Everton vs. Man Utd- FA Cup Semi Final

And it's Everton, Everton F.C.!
We're by far the greatest team,
the World has ever seen!
And it's Everton...
[can be seen in above video]

We love you Everton, we do!
We love you Everton, we do!
We love you Everton, we do!
Oh, Everton we love you!

[0:36 on this video]

Everton vs. Man Utd- FA Cup Semi Final

Then, you have the "U.S.A.!" ones for Howard and now Donovan.

And stuff like "Everton! Everton! Everton!" on corners.

That should keep you busy for a while, slothzen ;-)

February 03, 2010, 12:59:55 AM
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Worst football song by far is Ice On The Runway.

Good one from today.

"CHEEEELSEA WHEREVER YOU MAY BE! DON'T LEAVE YOUR WIFE WITH JOHN TER-RY!"

Yeah don't like that one aswell John Terry one's good  lolol  who made that?

February 03, 2010, 04:52:23 AM
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slothzen


thanks rimbo  :hail:

February 03, 2010, 12:17:56 PM
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Sprooly


on tv i mostly hear

Everton, Everton, Everton, etc