Shankly: "There are two clubs in Liverpool. Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves."
Benitez: ""When you play against the smaller teams at Anfield you know the game will be narrow."
And yeah, LFC shat all over him after he retired. Shameful.
Another of my favourite quotes, regarding the offside rule and "interfering with play": "If a player is not interfering with play, then what's he doing on the pitch?"