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August 29, 2012, 05:29:59 PM
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Referees not having the courage to book players who abuse them

Referees not booking star players

The phrase "he's been given his final warning"

The Redknapp dynasty.
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August 29, 2012, 06:07:26 PM
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People, both in the crowd and pundits on the TV, who know absolutely everything about everything, but especially about football, which is why they are sitting in the crowd/commentary booth, not being payed £60k/week like Moyes, despite the fact they know better.

"He raised his hands so he had to go".  No, he doesn't, for violent conduct he has to go, but not for raising his hands, and they are not the same thing IMO.

Players appealing for every single decision no matter how obvious it is that they should get it.  I can understand appealing for everything that might look like a penalty, its when the ball goes out for a throw in on the half way line and players from both teams throw their hands in the air appealing despite the fact everyone in the stadium can see which way it should go, but they appeal anyway, because they are all cheating bastards at heart.

Games not played on the weekend or a bank holiday.  But especially those games that were scheduled for a weekend or bank holiday but then gets rescheduled (usually on Skys say so).
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August 29, 2012, 07:30:32 PM
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The current offside phase of play rule
Know nothing know it all's
No video referee
Short fucking corners
The current offside rule yeah I know but it really pisses me off

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It was always a bit of a joke that the offside rule was "complicated" and "hard to understand or explain" but with the current rules its more like Quantum Physics.

It hangs so much on subjective opinion it can hardly be called a rule any more.
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August 29, 2012, 07:53:19 PM
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August 29, 2012, 07:56:18 PM
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BigWoodenSpoon


1. Mark Lawrenson's jokes when he's co-commentating.

2. Mark Lawrenson looking totally disinterested when giving expert advice back in the studio.  You're getting a huge wedge for this Mark, at least look a tad grateful.

3. Commentators who decide they're not going to pronounce a players name the usual way, and bring their own artistic pronunciation of the name into the fray.

August 29, 2012, 07:59:29 PM
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1. Mark Lawrenson's jokes when he's co-commentating.

2. Mark Lawrenson looking totally disinterested when giving expert advice back in the studio.  You're getting a huge wedge for this Mark, at least look a tad grateful.

3. Commentators who decide they're not going to pronounce a players name the usual way, and bring their own artistic pronunciation of the name into the fray.


 :snigger:

Have you noticed that Lawrenson has a right sulk on when he's relegated to MOTD2 with Murray. He acts up like a condescending spoilt little twat.


August 29, 2012, 08:58:35 PM
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Ridge


The same people jizzing when Pirlo does a chip from a pen, then saying someone should be shot if the keeper stands still and saves it. This also extends to people saying you shouldn't try and play your way out of danger, before complimenting how good someone did, playing themselves out of danger like that.

August 30, 2012, 12:59:48 AM
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Telly-clappers who think they're a higher authority on the game because they've got the benefit of replays,many camera angles and waffling pundits.Have you also noticed that they tend to be mostly kopites.
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August 30, 2012, 03:07:20 AM
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Nicco


Short corners, waste

Statistics, you can prove anything

Crowding the ref, a la Barca
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August 30, 2012, 06:27:44 AM
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The term "Footballing philosophy"
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August 30, 2012, 03:20:40 PM
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Tinga


The shout that the lower leagues do "You shit bastard ahhh ahhh ahhhhh"

Foreign players like Neymar who get too much praise for doing, well, not much.

Niall Quinn and his Sky non Bias when Liverpool score..  :headbang:

August 30, 2012, 03:42:03 PM
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phil thompsons smugness  on soccer saturday

ex MP david mellors phrase manchester united which morphs into mashunited

footballers that cant say the word footballer and end up saying Futballahhh

soft penalties given against your team when

soccer phone ins when the presenter says and here is a liverpool from...................anywhe re outisde city of liverpool - wtf have they got to do with liverpool + simlar with Manu U fans - always based in south east or london -

no game till monday night

international prem footy breaks

injuries to key players


August 30, 2012, 06:01:12 PM
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League tables after 2 games

Live league tables on sky during the first same of the season.....

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August 30, 2012, 06:16:05 PM
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Surprised no ones mentioned fans who leave early to "beat the traffic"

August 30, 2012, 06:25:40 PM
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fast lane


Surprised no ones mentioned fans who leave early to "beat the traffic"

I saw some leave after only 70 minutes at the weekend.
Can't remember from which club they were.
Amazing, proper fans them.
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