Phrases like, “They’ll always be linesman to me.”
“I would have to play. I couldn’t just sit on the bench and take the money.”
“I would pay to watch him play.”
Keys and Gray.
The Keys and Gray chuckle.
People who have a “Match Voice.” At Everton it is an extreme scouse accent that that seems to be squeezed out of the throat via the nose.
People who call any footballer under the age of 21 “The Kid”.