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August 30, 2012, 06:30:41 PM
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*Insert joke about RS fans having to catch a flight to Oslo here*

August 30, 2012, 06:47:57 PM
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Bluenose 91


I heard Martin Tyler describe something as being ''in the DNA of Liverpool Football Club''

Fucking sent me over the edge that one.

August 30, 2012, 09:31:15 PM
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stirlingblue


Players crowding around the referee to appeal decisions when the decision has already been made. In 20 years of football I haven't seen one referee change his mind.

People thinking that if you don't live somewhere you can't support the team (a few guilty of that in here already!).


August 30, 2012, 10:11:31 PM
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Gumpinio


Players crowding around the referee to appeal decisions when the decision has already been made. In 20 years of football I haven't seen one referee change his mind.


I bet is sure as hell influences his next decision though.  It really seems referees are invertebrates, they live in fear of Alex Fergusons post match interview.
"There are no desperate situations, only desperate people."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty"
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."

August 31, 2012, 01:37:16 AM
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Players crowding around the referee to appeal decisions when the decision has already been made. In 20 years of football I haven't seen one referee change his mind.

People thinking that if you don't live somewhere you can't support the team (a few guilty of that in here already!).
We got a pen like that once.I can't remember when or who against But,I remember the ref had denied us a pen and our players told him to speak to his linesman.He did and gave us the pen.
We shall not be moved!

August 31, 2012, 01:39:11 AM
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macko


I heard Martin Tyler describe something as being ''in the DNA of Liverpool Football Club''

Fucking sent me over the edge that one.
That "something" would be delusion and paranioa. :thumbsup:
We shall not be moved!


August 31, 2012, 01:40:48 AM
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Mayor Farnum


Phrases like, “They’ll always be linesman to me.”
“I would have to play. I couldn’t just sit on the bench and take the money.” 
“I would pay to watch him play.”
Keys and Gray.
The Keys and Gray chuckle.
Soccer Saturday.
People who have a “Match Voice.”  At Everton it is an extreme scouse accent that that seems to be squeezed out of the throat via the nose.
People who call any footballer under the age of 21 “The Kid”.
Gazza.
Something clever written by someone else.

August 31, 2012, 01:46:37 AM
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CraigS1878


1. Not having a home game on a Saturday until the 29th September.

2. Away fans singing "Your support is fucking shit" despite them bringing about 300 fans.

August 31, 2012, 01:53:17 AM
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evertonjoe


I heard Martin Tyler describe something as being ''in the DNA of Liverpool Football Club''

Fucking sent me over the edge that one.

It was the joke he made about the price of Sterling that got me.

Still better than Niall Quinn.

R.A.P Music

August 31, 2012, 03:05:13 AM
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wepull


1. Not having a home game on a Saturday until the 29th September.

2. Away fans singing "Your support is fucking shit" despite them bringing about 300 fans.

August 31, 2012, 04:44:05 AM
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Jimmywhack

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Teams being referred to as projects
Simply simply lovely

August 31, 2012, 05:23:22 AM
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Thornton_19


The only one that does my head in is everyone interprets the handball rule in which ever way they please. Which is -  'If it hits your hand or arm and you gain advantage its handball'

'It was more ball to hand, than hand ball' - Every commentator ever..... FUCK OFF

August 31, 2012, 05:27:33 AM
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Bob Sacamano

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The term "Footballing philosophy"

Thread winner

August 31, 2012, 05:29:33 AM
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dangermouse


Commentators / pundits / sporting writers that spout the same old cliches about certain players / teams

Commentators that drool over simple things that "star" players do but completely ignore everything else...
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August 31, 2012, 05:35:52 AM
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TheRam

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Teams being referred to as projects

This

And teams being reffered to as "brands"
Hey there mister can you tell me what happened to the seeds I've sown
Can you give me a reason sir as to why they've never grown