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August 31, 2012, 05:36:37 AM
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Has anyone mentioned "punching above their weight"?

August 31, 2012, 05:50:11 AM
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dangermouse


Has anyone mentioned "punching above their weight"?

Id include that in my "commentators spouting cliches" comment
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August 31, 2012, 06:19:09 AM
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Alan Harper


The 'match voice' someone mentioned before
Footballers full of tattoos
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August 31, 2012, 06:42:36 AM
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New Free Transfer Signing


Sanskrit tattoos on forearms.

Things that aren't very dramatic or exciting being referred to as "sagas"

The toffee treble guy outside the club shop. If I hear "Only a pound,better value than Andy Carroll..." one more time I will beat the shit outta him :snigger:
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August 31, 2012, 03:22:26 PM
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The way they are all pronouncing Edin Hazards name is doing my head in too.

Edin Azaarrrr.

Fuck off.

August 31, 2012, 06:16:15 PM
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nomorechang

RIP
Fucking Steven Gerrards refusal to pass a ball to Leighton Baines when they've both played for England together
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August 31, 2012, 09:42:15 PM
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The way they are all pronouncing Edin Hazards name is doing my head in too.

Edin Azaarrrr.

Fuck off.

Johnathan Pearce is the worst for that. Heaing him say 'Meireles' in some sort of weird accent does my nut.

August 31, 2012, 10:01:37 PM
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Bluenose 91


Johnathan Pearce is the worst for that. Heaing him say 'Meireles' in some sort of weird accent does my nut.

Defo.

Meireeleshhhhh.

Get back to Robot Wars you fat twat.

August 31, 2012, 10:12:46 PM
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Kiss arse journos. Those cringeworthy fake belly laughs when a manager (SAF, KD, JM, for example) makes a shite joke during a press conference.

August 31, 2012, 10:13:13 PM
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Fans that give players there own gay nicknames.

Buzz for Distin, Jellyfish for Jelavic, but worst of all, the one on here not long ago: calling Heitinga "colossus"

September 01, 2012, 01:00:35 AM
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Optimistic Blue


Landycakes euughhh

Im pleased im not alone in thinking Jim White is an absolute tool
you cant take the right out of Kenwright

September 01, 2012, 07:30:50 PM
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Evertonexile


Whoever said they hate mispronounced named, I can't wait to see them butcher "Vadis Odjidja-Ofoe".


Also, "at the end of the day". Doesn't really piss me off, but annoying if overused. But the most important thing to me is spineless referees, as has been mentioned. I've refereed at youth levels since I was 13 and am moving my way up, and I'll try to maintain the most respectful and professional attitude out there- as long as you do the same to me. Want to ask me for clarification on a call? I'll be more than happy to give a quick explanation of my reasoning, if the timing is appropriate. Want to crowd around me? I tell you to back away, and if you're still here in 5 seconds, the card goes out.

Officials needs to be tough professionals, and they'll earn respect, similar to how rugby players treat referees.
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September 02, 2012, 05:49:38 AM
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The West Ham Way
Hey there mister can you tell me what happened to the seeds I've sown
Can you give me a reason sir as to why they've never grown

September 02, 2012, 05:57:42 AM
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Thornton_19


The West Ham Way

Up and down more times than a Yo-Yo?

September 04, 2012, 01:19:20 PM
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goodison4


Keys and Gray.
The Keys and Gray chuckle.


good shout - they get away with murder - and that chuckle - smug fuckers nod

richard keys wants putting back into the cave