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February 06, 2013, 04:07:39 AM
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Toddacelli


I heard Drogba donated over £20 million to charities during his time at Chelsea. We don't here enough about all this stuff, just the gang bangs and such.

What about the ones who gang-bang charity cases?

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February 06, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
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What about the ones who gang-bang charity cases?

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Do you mean stuff like sponsored bukkake parties?
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February 06, 2013, 04:27:45 AM
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Toddacelli


Do you mean stuff like sponsored bukkake parties?

I mean kicking an ugly girls back doors in to make her feel good about herself. Imagine how she'd feel. They should do this on telly - it would be like a less seedy version of Jim'll Fix It.


(because the girls would be old enough and the sex would be consensual)
    

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February 07, 2013, 09:51:59 PM
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Hey there mister can you tell me what happened to the seeds I've sown
Can you give me a reason sir as to why they've never grown

February 08, 2013, 03:16:27 PM
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Toddacelli


Short film directed by Guy Ritchie starring David Beckham - H&M Spring 2013

Ohhh my  :blush:

David Beckham is - The Confuser!

"Is it right? Is it wrong? Oooh David, I'm not sure I really mind!"
    

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May 16, 2013, 09:55:07 PM
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Announced his retirement from football today.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22558393

Poor guy will need to spend more time with that daft cow he married now.


May 16, 2013, 10:01:44 PM
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May 17, 2013, 12:04:10 AM
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Craig_1878


I'd give him one, have a top bum and then go down to the pub after. No homo.
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May 17, 2013, 12:41:43 AM
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Announced his retirement from football today.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22558393

Poor guy will need to spend more time with that daft cow he married now.

Why he married her I will never know
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May 17, 2013, 01:17:54 AM
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 :(

Apparently, he pays for sick kids to get treatment that their parents cant afford, and ask them not to leak it to the press. What a brilliant man, I love him so much. 
Hey there mister can you tell me what happened to the seeds I've sown
Can you give me a reason sir as to why they've never grown

May 17, 2013, 01:59:01 AM
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Major Clanger

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:(

Apparently, he pays for sick kids to get treatment that their parents cant afford, and ask them not to leak it to the press. What a brilliant man, I love him so much. 

He's just failed then, hasn't he. :)
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May 17, 2013, 02:05:44 AM
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cantoffee


There's a journo over here who hates him so much it borders on the ridiculous. I can't help but be one of those blerts who comments on his stories calling him a prick.

May 17, 2013, 03:45:05 AM
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He played in successful teams and had nice hair, occasionally.
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May 17, 2013, 05:43:39 AM
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May 17, 2013, 06:09:40 AM
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Announced his retirement so he gets loads of pats on the back rather than just going quietly in the summer, fucking circus that man