I work for Vauxhall in the garage opposite the train station. Probably called SMT or Cole's in your day. I live in Kirkcudbright, about 30 miles away.
I don't blame you for leaving Dumfries, it's a shithole. I think even your parents would admit that over the years, it's gone down the pan.
Yeah, I remember Coles. I know where you are. It's Haugh's now?
Yeah, my old man moved there for work, and he does OK, but the town has went down the pan, no doubt. Good to get out.
What makes you a Toffee then?