Can't believe not one person wants to fuck Chairman Mao. I reckon it was all an act with him, and once you got him on his own, away from all the death camps and murdering of intellectuals, underneath it all he'd be quite a tender, attentive lover. For what it's worth big man, you were my second choice. It was nothing personal, but I was never going to pass up the chance to have relations with a mythical creature.