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If forced, which of the following would choose to fornicate with?

Chariman Mao
1 (2%)
Adolf Hitler
0 (0%)
Mother Teresa
5 (9.8%)
Thatcher
10 (19.6%)
Brendan Rodgers
3 (5.9%)
Trevor McDonald
8 (15.7%)
Where's the fucking Unicorn option
24 (47.1%)

Total Members Voted: 51

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July 26, 2015, 04:56:17 PM
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Bluedylan


Can't believe not one person wants to fuck Chairman Mao. I reckon it was all an act with him, and once you got him on his own, away from all the death camps and murdering of intellectuals, underneath it all he'd be quite a tender, attentive lover. For what it's worth big man, you were my second choice. It was nothing personal, but I was never going to pass up the chance to have relations with a mythical creature.
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''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.

July 26, 2015, 06:32:13 PM
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Bluedylan


What kind of streamage situation are we looking at then? Not great I'm guessing.
''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.

July 26, 2015, 06:41:16 PM
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Bluedylan


Is right Avon...I mean brap. Who's stepping up for the lads?
''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.

July 26, 2015, 11:26:06 PM
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Bluedylan


Who was that laying the pass on for Rom's placed finish there?
''In the words of the prophet, today you sell your ring, tomorrow your watch, next week your chain and in 77 days, you won't have eyes to cry with''

Accattone - Pier Paolo Pasolini.