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October 13, 2017, 08:39:06 PM
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I've never understood how this has become such a big rivalry, was it the fans or Sky that built it up? Obviously there was a rivalry as Man Utd closed in on Liverpool's record of league titles but in reality, on the pitch Liverpool have hardly got close to Man Utd over the last 25 years, two or three second place finishes and a Champions League. Even when Liverpool fans were gloating at Utd under Moyes and anticipating barren years for Man Utd they failed to cash in and are firmly behind Utd again. Just look at the two stadiums, on and off the pitch Liverpool aren't a patch on Man Utd.

Asked my Kopite mate the same question mid-90s and he told me Liverpool don't give a fuck about Everton anymore and our mutual Manc pal just laughed and said United had never really given a fuck about Everton at all. Cue Royals Dogs of War and both of them had to sit in the alehouse with me and watch the final.
I reckon Ferguson is responsible for the Manc/Kopite derby. Perches etc.

October 14, 2017, 02:06:46 AM
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The shite in Stanley Park supporting Klippity's moan.

Achtung! Shitenhausen!

He's moaning about 'Hendo' being made to play two games for England in one week now. Early kick-offs, chrimbo, flight tickets etc. Anything to avoid talking about how much fun Lukaku is gonna have with his stormtrooper artists.

October 14, 2017, 09:44:26 PM
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#7 on for the Tinder/Online Dating thread?


October 24, 2017, 08:26:54 PM
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Widow Twanky has a point when he said he could play better in his trainers.


October 26, 2017, 09:08:32 PM
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Don't know why this is making news now it's been like that for ages.

Must be a slow week. Last years online chip wrappers.


October 31, 2017, 10:11:24 PM
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Hasn't been a nice couple weeks for Lovren and I can't stand the useless whinging twat - but murder threats? C'mon!

Could be Klopps latest idea to motivate players, as in scaretheshiteoutofthemblitzen housen or summit, who knows.

November 17, 2017, 09:53:08 PM
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Used to be a good laugh on the Kop with my Kopite mates and we'd do the same in the Street End following week unless we went on an away day. Glad I got to experience the real deal unlike these poor saps. Fuckin expensive as well!

Heal fast Klopp lad. The cameras await........

December 11, 2017, 09:24:39 PM
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Klopp and Mourinho related in any way shape or form?.

December 14, 2017, 05:35:51 AM
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The Impotent Four (The Guardian)

No doubts they'll come together next time they play us.

December 14, 2017, 06:13:13 AM
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Weíll be all sing donít let me down..

We all live in a blue & white kop.

December 16, 2017, 12:30:45 AM
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Especially not when itís waiting around like his was.

Solanke said himself after that he handballed it in. Which probably pissed Klopp off which is good.

December 21, 2017, 08:27:52 PM
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December 27, 2017, 11:48:47 PM
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Flanagan charged with assault

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42494944

Spitting image of a Bash Street Kid will do that to a feller. Specially if you can't get a game for Klopp's team.

January 02, 2018, 02:55:42 AM
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Good team. Gonna batter the fuck out of Allardyces picks.