Reds in work on Monday - "Did you see us destroy the champions on Saturday then, Klopps men on the march, 5th in the prem, be top 4 by the end of the month"
Me - "No, I don't watch your games, why would I?"
Red - "Fucking typical bitter blue"
Me to reds this morning "Did you watch the game last night, exciting times for us blues with Koeman in charge"
Reds - "No, didn't know you were playing, who did you beat?"
Me - "Sunderland mate, won 3-0, now 3rd in the league only behind second on goal difference"
Reds - "Just shows how shit the league is then doesnt it"