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May 28, 2018, 11:35:16 PM
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I've been having a great time on the Match of the Day Facebook page, pointing out that they're feeding the narrative that they've been cheated rather than accepting they were outplayed and their keeper threw it in the net.

Match of the Day keep posting things like 'What's the greatest injustice your club has ever suffered?' It's absolutely fucking ludicrous.

How many answers were "being banned from Europe for five years"?
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May 29, 2018, 03:03:39 AM
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Kálmán Mészöly coming off the pitch after the 3-1 victory against Brazil in Goodison Park, 1966. Yes, he dislocated his shoulder in the game but that didn't stop him from returning to the pitch with his arm in a sling and playing until the end.
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June 05, 2018, 04:58:59 PM
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You know what would be REALLY funny?

If they got fined by UEFA for disregarding safeguarding rules and allowing a concussed player to stay on the pitch. :)

Heads would explode.
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June 05, 2018, 05:00:20 PM
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The only fair thing to do is replay the game, at Anfield, Ramos banned and the rest of the Madrid players have to play blindfolded with their legs strapped together

And they'd still concede at least 2.
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June 08, 2018, 11:39:29 PM
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What's wrong with what Lineker said?
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October 30, 2018, 10:57:40 PM
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Wanting to shag a seven month pregnant women just because she asked for some sort of signed merchandise.

True, it's monumentally cringeworthy, but beyond that, I can't see much wrong with it.

What is he, 19? Surely he should be able to do better than this. And maybe the club should have a word with him on how to interact with fans.
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June 06, 2019, 04:54:33 PM
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Mersey Police believe Signing of Mo Salah has reduced hate crime across the region,  give him a trophy now

Imagine the rebound when he signs to a big club.
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March 08, 2020, 07:16:33 PM
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Bayern somehow probably winning the Bundesliga again

"Somehow"
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October 18, 2020, 07:11:58 AM
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He was released by morecambe at the end of last season. The fella he injured, Dan Cleary, plays for Dundalk in the League of Ireland. They're actually on a decent run in the europa league this year.

It isn't just that he came across as a total cunt, he's clearly a fucking deluded cunt too.
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October 18, 2020, 10:39:09 PM
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Thing is, the reason they're so hysterical about it is that deep down they know that without VVD their team can't defend for shit.
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October 19, 2020, 11:09:08 PM
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October 20, 2020, 04:15:05 AM
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Having seen quite a lot of serious injuries to players in my team, I can sort of empathise with fans who are new to this thing, it can really mess with your mind.

But there is really no sane explanation to this:

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