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October 10, 2018, 01:49:08 PM
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Link doesn't work for me. Says error 503.

October 10, 2018, 03:38:13 PM
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A spokesperson for Liverpool FC has defended the club’s decision to sell a keyring depicting the multiple murderer Dr Harold Shipman in their club shop at Anfield and on their various online retail outlets.

Speaking exclusively to us, Liverpool’s Retail Development Director Winnie Fuqual said that the keyring was produced to help reaffirm the club’s commitment to being a ‘team of history.’

She added: ‘When you say Liverpool FC to anyone, no matter what corner of the world you are in, they will always reply with the same comment: ‘They won something once, didn’t they?’

 





‘There is simply no other club out there with our history – in fact I can safely say that we have the greatest history in history, and therefore we have developed our range of merchandise to reflect a variety of personalities from both our footballing tradition and the world of notorious serial killers.’

‘Within the next three weeks, to accompany the Dr Harold Shipman keyring, we will also be introducing the Steve McManaman worktop banana stand, the Jan Molby ironing board and the Fred West cafetière set.

We asked one Liverpool fan if he agreed with the club’s slightly odd merchandising policy.

He said: ‘This year is definitely our year, even more so since we recently completed the signing of Southampton.’

‘I am aware that I said the same thing at the start of last season and the season before, but I really mean it this time. Just look at our history for one thing.’

‘Oh wait, what were you asking about a keyring?’

Simply simply lovely


October 10, 2018, 03:50:16 PM
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Attacking coaches and fighting with kids, LFC at its very best.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/coaches-carrying-man-city-supporters-15255503

Anyone else puzzled at how quickly the police found and arrested the one Everton fan who allegedly threw a coin at Leicester fans on sat and yet they couldn't find any of 50+ redshites who destroyed a coach, despite there being cctv and videos of them doing it all over the media.

October 12, 2018, 02:18:49 PM
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October 12, 2018, 10:02:31 PM
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October 13, 2018, 03:37:36 PM
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October 14, 2018, 12:58:30 AM
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Not Swaziland anymore, now called eSwatini.
Farhad Moshiri, Alisher Usmanov, Cenk Tosun, Muhamed Besic, Idrissa Gana Gueye, Ademola Lookman, Oumar Niasse, David Henen, Barack Hussein Obama, Confucius... Everton Muslims growing stronger...

October 14, 2018, 01:14:29 AM
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Not Swaziland anymore, now called eSwatini.
I was wandering what the fuck that was.

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October 17, 2018, 12:06:42 AM
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I have to return some videotapes.

Vamos lá Everton!

October 17, 2018, 03:08:07 AM
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Cozzie


On the same episode Paul sinnah also revealed he supported Liverpool.

Used to like him but he can stand on an upturned plug barefoot in the night now the fucking cunt.

October 17, 2018, 03:42:39 AM
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On the same episode Paul sinnah also revealed he supported Liverpool.

Used to like him but he can stand on an upturned plug barefoot in the night now the fucking cunt.

Who's Paul Sinnah ?
Everton premier league champions 2014 / 15

October 17, 2018, 03:54:53 AM
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October 17, 2018, 03:55:49 AM
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Who's Paul Sinnah ?

One of the Chasers on the show - is a qualified doctor and also a stand -up comedian. He, in my opinion is the weakest of the Chasers.

October 17, 2018, 04:33:25 AM
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Hmm sure I've heard that Mark Labett, nicknamed the beast is also a red. Found out he has actually married his second cousin, which confirms it.
Everton premier league champions 2014 / 15