The amount of detail is staggering.
Photos and a description of every artefact e.g. bollards and capstans ,every eventuality covered from not showing red or green lights that might distract shipping to provision for widlife incl.bats.
And I never knew there were so many varieties of fish in the dock e.g.coal fish , pouting ,silver eel ,sole and plaice.
Three new pedestrian openings to be made in the dock wall btw.
Not really related but have to share. Not laughed at anything so much in ages. I got told this joke the other day by my boss, Dave, and this is genuinely how it went:
Dave: Can you name a fish that begins with the letter 'k' and ends with the letter 'k'
Me: Er... let me think
Dave: It has 10 letters in its name if that helps
Me: Er... 10 letters... begins with 'k'?
Me: Nah mate, I'm struggling here
Dave: Come on Tod, fish, begins with 'k', ends in 'k', 10 letters.
Me: Sorry mate I can't.
Dave: Oh I really thought you'd get it.
Me: So what is it then?
Me: Kilmarnock? Is Kilmarnock a fish? I've never heard of it.
Dave: You've never heard of Kilmarnock?
Me: I've heard of the place.
<the penny drops>
Me: Oh you fucking twat!