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January 05, 2010, 05:01:07 PM
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Howard likes to be mean


Tim Howard believes Everton's re-found mean streak can propel the Blues up the table in the second half of the table, and perhaps almost as importantly, give the club another good FA Cup run.


http://www.nsno.co.uk/news.php?item.5547.43


January 06, 2010, 04:22:15 AM
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evertonjoe


Mean Streak? Evidently the key to victory is pissing on orphans and setting fire to puppies then. Though I think that's what John Heitinga probably does for fun anyway.

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January 06, 2010, 04:42:00 AM
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Mean Streak? Evidently the key to victory is pissing on orphans and setting fire to puppies then. Though I think that's what John Heitinga probably does for fun anyway.

 :snigger:


January 06, 2010, 05:23:02 AM
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Mean Streak? Evidently the key to victory is pissing on orphans and setting fire to puppies then. Though I think that's what John Heitinga probably does for fun anyway.

He doesn't have the time. When he's not playing football he's off banging hundreds and thousands of women.

That's how he roles.
Oh well, at least Baines is still ace.

January 06, 2010, 05:32:12 AM
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Jonny Heitinga can bang hundreds of thousands of women and piss on orphans simultaneously he's just that much of a bad ass

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January 06, 2010, 05:38:27 AM
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Bob Sacamano


He is a Bad Mother Fucker


January 06, 2010, 05:42:55 AM
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Endless, Nameless


Johnny Heitinga can sneeze with his eyes open.
Johnny Heitinga can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Johnny Heitinga.
Johnny Heitinga counted to infinity - twice.

You get the point.
Oh well, at least Baines is still ace.

January 06, 2010, 06:00:08 AM
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evertonjoe


He's basically like chuck Norris to the power of infinity.

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January 06, 2010, 06:08:51 AM
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Deano Blue Boy


I've heard he walked into the Burger King in town, asked for a Big Mac and got one.

January 06, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
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Mahoney


I've heard he walked into the Burger King in town, asked for a Big Mac and got one.

ha ha.....nice
It's getting pretty serious.

January 06, 2010, 10:31:32 AM
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January 06, 2010, 12:15:05 PM
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Cantoffie


My cup runeth over with blood, but not wine.

January 06, 2010, 05:14:49 PM
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evertonjoe


The Shaft theme tune plays whever anyone meets Jonh Heitinga with Heitinga replacing the name Shaft. Even though the syllables don't match up

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January 06, 2010, 05:17:03 PM
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Howard likes to be mean



Must be a Goalkeeper's trait because so did Mark Bosnich ;)
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